MaxHaggin’ Bros: Back in Action! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty Scammy Mine

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where you can join a community of players who have all been scammed by fabsol! Don’t worry, we have a support group for all victims of shimmer scams.

But wait, there’s more! Join our server and you’ll have the chance to ride on a giant llama that shoots rainbow lasers from its eyes.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine hidden deep within the server where you can dig up enchanted diamonds that give you superpowers.

So come on down to our Minecraft server and experience the craziest adventures you’ll ever have in the world of blocks and pixels!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	102/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Minecraft Mayhem Madness

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have recreated the wild world of White Supremacist Colonials in Africa! Join us for a chance to experience the thrill of claiming dominance over the natives and keeping your boot firmly on their necks. But wait, there’s more!

Our server features outrageous reasons to join, such as the natives being untrustworthy and the constant fear of White people not being safe if the boot is ever lifted. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out this dystopian fantasy!

And who could forget the insane stories that await you on our server? Witness the propaganda of settler colonies, the peaceful transfer of power in South Africa, and the burning question of why the same couldn’t happen in Israel. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions and conspiracy theories that will keep you on the edge of your seat!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and embark on a journey unlike any other. Who knows what adventures and twists await you in this alternate reality!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Void Gems Collected:	22
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	22
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

Crafty Mahjong Madness – Join the MJG Server!

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be! Why should you join, you ask? Let me give you some outrageous reasons:

– Our diamonds are literally made of chocolate. That’s right, you can mine for delicious treats while also building your dream castle. – We have a secret underground village where villagers throw the craziest parties. Trust me, you won’t want to miss out on the fun. – Our PvP arena is actually a giant maze filled with traps, puzzles, and hidden treasures. Can you survive and come out on top? – We have a pet dragon that guards our spawn point. Don’t worry, he’s friendly… most of the time. – We host weekly build competitions where the winner gets to ride a unicorn into battle. Yes, you read that right – a unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	16	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Magic Items Found:	7405	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Towns Built:	2	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Bored of ‘r9k’? Come join our wacky Minecraft server!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, this server is the answer to all your problems! Join us for a wild ride filled with unicorns riding llamas through fields of rainbow-colored diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! On this server, you can ride pigs into battle against an army of evil zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough, how about skydiving from the moon onto a giant slime block trampoline?

So what are you waiting for? Join this server now and experience the craziest, most insane Minecraft adventures of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	17	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	16
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Secret Passages Found:	8	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Astral Staffs Crafted:	13
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

CraftyFarts: Cheap & Cheeky Minecraft Shenanigans

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price! Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Our server is run by a group of llamas in tuxedos who have mastered the art of Minecraft like no other. They will guide you through the game with their sophisticated taste and impeccable manners.

– We have a secret underground disco party cave where players can dance the night away with glow-in-the-dark creepers and funky music provided by DJ Enderman.

– Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just saddle up and soar through the skies like a majestic bacon-powered superhero.

– Our server is protected by a team of ninja chickens who will defend you from any griefers or trolls. They may look cute, but don’t be fooled – they are deadly with their beaks and nunchucks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness and mayhem of Filthy Acts at a Reasonable Price!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Buildings Constructed:	22
Demon Skulls Collected:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	2117
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Astral Projections Made:	1
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

YeehawCraft: The Wild West of Minecraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is like the wild west of Minecraft! Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds and suddenly a herd of cows stampedes through your mine, knocking you off your feet. But don’t worry, those cows are just there to party! And speaking of parties, our server is known for its legendary disco parties in the Nether. Who knew Hell could be so lit?

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Our players have tamed all sorts of crazy creatures, from zombie pigs to creepers that do the Macarena.

So come join us on our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?). It’s like a blocky version of the Wild West, with cowboy hats and pumpkin spice lattes for everyone! Yeehaw!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	7709	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

RussianCraft: From Friendly Neighbors to Creeper-Stealing Bandits!

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape from the tyranny of Russian food and smoking restrictions! Join us and build your own fortress to protect yourself from the Russian invaders who want to force-feed you borscht and make you quit smoking.

Don’t let those fake elitists and rude cunts get you down – on our server, you can be whoever you want to be without fear of being called a “hachik” by the Russians. Build castles, mine for diamonds, and ride pigs into battle against those pesky invaders.

Join us now and show those Russians that we won’t be pushed around anymore! Who needs their manners when you have a creeper army at your command?

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Secret Passages Found:	6	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Buildings Constructed:	26
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

TreeHuggers R Us – Where Cows Rule and Creepers Drool

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Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is so lit that even the Ender Dragon is afraid to mess with us. We once tamed a Creeper and made it our pet, that’s how hardcore we are.

2. Our PvP battles are so intense that even Herobrine himself would be shaking in his pixelated boots. You think you have what it takes to survive? Join us and find out!

3. We have a secret underground base where we keep all the rarest loot in the game. Legend has it that Notch himself left us a hidden chest full of diamonds. Will you be the one to find it?

4. Our community is so tight-knit that we have our own language made entirely out of Minecraft block names. You’ll be speaking in Diamondspeak in no time!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and become a part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Don’t miss out on the fun, or else you’ll be stuck mining coal with the villagers for eternity.

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	14	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8
Dragon Scales Harvested:	194	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Pixelated Fire Emblem Fun

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Welcome to our amazing Minecraft server, where you can experience the thrill of building, mining, and surviving in a world filled with hilarious adventures!

Join us if you want to laugh so hard that you might just pee your pants (but please don’t, we don’t want any accidents like that time Susan got terrible diarrhea from eating questionable folk food).

Our server is so awesome that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they might miss out on all the epic fun. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret diamond mine, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical unicorn!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey filled with ridiculous quests, outrageous builds, and maybe even a few unexpected cases of explosive diarrhea (just kidding, we promise our food is safe to eat)!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	11
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	13
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Star Shards Collected:	105

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

CraftyLies: Truth is Overrated

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is to have fun and STOP noticing and posting chuds! Why waste your time arguing with internet trolls when you can join us for some INSANE adventures in the world of Minecraft?

Our server is so LEGENDARY that players have reported finding hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, encountering friendly dragons that will fight by your side, and even discovering a secret portal to a dimension made entirely of candy!

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to join this WILD community of players who are always up for a good time and are constantly pushing the boundaries of what is possible in Minecraft. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the EPIC adventures begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	172	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	17	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Minecraft Mayhem Madness /mmm/

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join now and experience the thrill of riding on flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser eyes. Yes, you read that right! Our server is home to the most epic battles between players and mythical creatures that you won’t find anywhere else.

But that’s not all! We also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons all night long. Don’t worry, they won’t bite…probably.

So why wait? Join today and embark on a wild adventure that will leave you laughing and questioning your sanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a blast!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Anti-Social Normie Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the anti-social normies and embrace your inner NEET! Our server is the perfect place for those who have locked themselves away from the world and are ready to emerge into a land of adventure and friendship.

Join us and leave behind the awkwardness of the real world as you dive into a virtual realm filled with endless possibilities. Build your own kingdom, conquer mighty dragons, and make new friends who understand the struggles of being a former hermit.

Don’t miss out on the chance to rediscover yourself and connect with like-minded individuals who share your love for gaming and isolation. It’s time to break free from your room and embark on a journey like no other!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Farms Harvested:	529
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Pixelated Pals: Jonouchi’s Epic Minecraft Duel

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience Jonouchi’s epic last duel in the manga – but this time, YOU get to be the hero! Join us and show off your mad skills as you take on the toughest opponents in just two turns!

But that’s not all – on our server, you’ll find hidden treasures, secret dungeons, and even a dragon that you can ride into battle! Plus, rumor has it that there’s a secret diamond mine that only the bravest players can uncover.

So why wait? Join us now and be a part of the most epic Minecraft adventure you’ve ever seen. Who knows, maybe you’ll even become the next Jonouchi of the server!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Towns Built:	8

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

JankyDadCraft – Not Your Average Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our janky Minecraft server, where the only thing you’ll be asking for is a Hickey from our amazing community!

Join us for a wild ride through pixelated adventures where you’ll encounter zombie llamas, dancing creepers, and even a unicorn that farts rainbows.

Our server is so lit that even Herobrine himself couldn’t resist joining in on the fun. So come on, grab your pickaxe and get ready to mine some diamonds while dodging crazy chickens and exploding pigs!

And remember, on our server, calling someone ‘janky’ might just lead to a hilarious misunderstanding with your dad. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the madness begin!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Divine Spears Created:	25
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Isle of Man LOLz 2024

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Join our Minecraft server where the only way to survive is by counting how many deaths there will be this year! From 27th of May to 8th of June, embark on a wild journey filled with zombie pigmen and creeper explosions. Will you be the one to predict the exact number of deaths and claim the title of Death Master? Or will you be blown to bits by a stray enderman? Only one way to find out – join us now for the most thrilling and deadly Minecraft experience of your life!

Updated September 29, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	87	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	1	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	7	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Players:	91/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	11	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Void Armor Forged:	29	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3