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Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 110/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed: 2 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1 Dragon Eggs Found: 6597
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
Wailing Winds Heard: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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