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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 90/300 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 25 Buildings Constructed: 38
Players Killed by Monsters: 4913 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 2
Chimeras Created: 3 Mineshafts Explored: 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1
Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Pirate Ships Raided: 3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

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