Banner is a joke but welcome to the DankPods unofficial mc server, where you can find idiots like us who like ipods and shit.
| Server IP | mc.dankpaws.com |
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CraftyCongrats
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that if you can write, you can read the contract! And let me tell you, this contract is no ordinary piece of paper. It’s written in ancient hieroglyphics and must be deciphered using only your wit and cunning.Once you’ve proven your intelligence by decoding the contract, you’ll be granted access to our server, where you’ll embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Pickaxe of Doom. Legend has it that whoever wields this pickaxe will have the power to mine diamonds with just one swing!
But beware, our server is also home to the elusive Creeper King, a giant creeper who has a penchant for exploding everything in sight. Will you be able to defeat him and claim his explosive powers for yourself?
Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional server crash). So what are you waiting for? Sign that contract and let the fun begin!
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CraftyCreeperz: Where we mine diamonds and leak Metal Gear Rising screenshots!
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Looking for some epic Minecraft adventures that are more mysterious than a leaked Metal Gear Rising 2 screenshot? Well, look no further! Our server is so top-secret, even the leakers can’t find it! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists and turns, just like a Metal Gear Solid 6 directed by a llama wearing a top hat. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on the craziness that awaits on our server. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for some seriously wacky fun!
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Crafty Creepers: Are They Like This?
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena!Our server is so epic that even Herobrine himself is scared to log on. We have secret treasure chests hidden throughout the map filled with enchanted gear, rare blocks, and even a few golden apples that grant wishes (okay, maybe not that last part, but they’re still pretty cool).
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon Disco, where players can battle the dragon while grooving to some sick beats. And if that’s not enough, we have a roller coaster made entirely out of TNT that will blow your mind (literally).
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
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DerpyCraft: Where even the creepers have better social skills
Are you tired of dealing with all the drama and nonsense on other Minecraft servers? Look no further! Our server is the perfect escape from all the autistic retards and annoying naysayers. Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and hilarious moments. We guarantee you’ll never have a dull moment on our server. Plus, we have a strict “no complaining about trannies” policy, so you can focus on having fun and making memories. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the least retarded Minecraft server on the internet!
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Chromatica: Where Creepers Pay Rent and Skeletons Unionize
Chromatica SMP Overview
Server Name: Chromatica SMP Version: Vault Hunters Version 3 Start Date: February 2024 Server Features: – Server-wide farms– Worldspawn area with shops– Additional mods for quality of life FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions
1. How do I join Chromatica SMP?
To join Chromatica SMP, please join our Discord server at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq to obtain the IP address and login details.
2. What is the goal of the Vault Hunters modpack?
The goal of Vault Hunters is to collect 25 unique artifacts to unlock the final vault and complete it without dying to beat the game.
3. What additional mods are available on Chromatica SMP?
Additional mods such as Easier Sleeping, Quick Leaf Decay, and TP Master have been added for quality of life improvements.
4. Is there a transportation hub on the server?
Yes, the server includes a transportation hub for player use in the worldspawn area.
5. How can I contact Chromatica SMP staff for questions?
You can contact the staff via our Discord server. Join at discord.gg/7D5R2CZq.
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CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 VS Hypixel
Server Hypixel CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 Language English Spanish Community Size One of the largest Minecraft servers, with millions of players Smaller community, but growing with a focus on Spanish-speaking players Game Modes Offers a wide variety of popular game modes May have fewer game modes, but may have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community Ping Generally has low ping and smooth gameplay due to server size and resources Ping may vary based on server location and resources, depending on the size of the community Support Provides robust support and regular updates due to its large team and resources Support may vary based on server resources and availability of the staff FAQ:
Question Hypixel CrowtyCraft Network 2.0 Is the server primarily in English? Yes Yes What is the size of the player community? One of the largest in the Minecraft community Smaller community focused on Spanish-speaking players What game modes are offered? Wide variety of popular game modes May have unique or custom game modes tailored to their community How is the server’s performance in terms of ping? Generally low ping and smooth gameplay Ping may vary based on server location and resources Is there strong support and updates on the server? Robust support and regular updates due to large team and resources Support may vary based on server resources and staff availability
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CraftyNikke’s LOLz Server #2198
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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures and outrageous stories.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you – we have dragons that shoot out rainbow-colored fireballs, unicorns that poop out diamonds, and creepers that do the cha-cha slide before exploding. And that’s just the beginning!
Our upcoming events include a Solo Raid where you have to battle a giant chicken wearing a top hat, and a Co-Op event where you and your friends have to bake a cake while fending off zombie chefs. Trust me, you don’t want to miss out on the fun!
But wait, there’s more! Our special recruit this month is Crown, who comes with a free SSR (Super Silly Rabbit) that can summon a herd of dancing llamas. And don’t forget about our costume passes – dress your character in the latest fashion trends like Ms. Dangerous, Midnight Strawberry, and White Knight.
So what are you waiting for? Download our game now on Android, iOS, or PC and join the craziest Minecraft server in the universe. And remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding chickens). See you there!
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Crafty LOLz: 3 Hour Power
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!Join us and embark on epic adventures that will make your jaw drop and your heart race. Build towering castles, explore mysterious caves, and battle fierce monsters alongside a community of players who are just as insane as you are.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so intense that even the pibbles my roommate brought home couldn’t handle it. They tried to take on our challenges, but after 3 hours of non-stop action, they ended up getting wrecked by a pack of wild wolves. RIP pibbles, you will be missed.
So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and see if you have what it takes to survive in this crazy, chaotic world. Just be prepared for anything because on our server, anything can happen.
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Ex-Boyfriend’s Minecraft Madness
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama or excitement? Well, look no further because our server is like a yuri series with an ex-boyfriend – unexpected and full of juicy drama! The yuri audience is so mature because they know how to handle a little bit of craziness, just like our server. If this was a regular romance server, there would be endless shitposting, but not here! Join us for a wild ride filled with twists, turns, and maybe even a few ex-boyfriends along the way. You won’t find a server like ours anywhere else, so come on in and see what all the fuss is about!
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CraftyCraze: Legalize Unlimited Diamond Mining! :3
Are you tired of being limited by the laws of the real world? Well, on our Minecraft server, we make the impossible possible! Want to ride a llama through a volcano while juggling diamond swords? Go for it! Want to build a house made entirely of cake and live like a king? Absolutely! The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Join us and make all your wildest dreams come true!
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SushiCraft: When Your Family’s Not Actually Japanese!
Are you tired of living a lie like this poor guy who thought he was Japanese but turned out to be Korean? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, you can be whoever you want to be! Want to be a panda with a top hat? Done. Want to be a unicorn riding a rainbow? We got you covered.Join us on this server where you can create your own identity and live out your wildest dreams. Who knows, maybe you’ll discover that you’re actually a secret ninja warrior with a love for building pixelated castles. The possibilities are endless, just like this guy’s confusion about his heritage. So come on down and let your imagination run wild!
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CraftyCraic – Mad Minecraft Mayhem
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Welcome to the Grand Wizard Edition of our Minecraft server! What is /lig/? It’s a magical land where indie vtubers with 500 viewers or more gather to share their streams and discuss their virtual adventures. Why /lig/? Because we believe in the power of the underdog vtubers, the ones who may not have millions of fans, but have the heart and soul of a true entertainer.Join us if you want to be part of the VIP club, where only the coolest and most obscure vtubers hang out. Want to shill your 499view oshi? As long as you’re a Twitch partner or YouTube equivalent, you’re welcome to join the party!
In our world, numbers matter. Check out the top indie vtubers of the day, from Filian with 5,918 viewers to Limealicious with 2,052 viewers. And don’t forget about the non-English streamers like akamikarubi from Japan or orkpod from Russia. We’ve got a global community of vtuber enthusiasts!
Looking for some spicy content? We’ve got Twitch clips, VOD archives, Koikatsu cards for some SEEEEEEEEEX, and even a Chuuba Birthday Calendar to keep track of your favorite virtual idols’ special days.
So come on down to our Minecraft server, where ducks roam free and vtubers rule the land. Join us for a wild ride through the world of indie vtubers and let your imagination run wild. Previous Thread: >>74701938 (Disclaimer: No actual wizards were harmed in the making of this server.)
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CraftyCreeperz: 940+ HP – Where even creepers fear to tread!
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🤣 Welcome to the most OP Minecraft server you’ll ever play on! With over 940+ HP, you’ll feel like an absolute tank as your enemies’ feeble attacks barely scratch you. And get this, every time you land a hit, you heal yourself by a whopping 189 HP! It’s like having a never-ending supply of golden apples on hand.But wait, there’s more! Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode near you. They’ll run away in fear, leaving you to peacefully mine in peace. And don’t even get us started on the villagers – they’ll bow down to you as their supreme overlord, showering you with gifts and discounts at their shops.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and show everyone who’s the boss in this wacky world of Minecraft! Just remember, it’s nothin’ personal, kid. 😉🎮 #MinecraftMadness
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2030sCraft: Where Minecraft meets the future!
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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique gaming experience that mirrors the economic crisis and cultural zeitgeist of the 1970s! But don’t worry, we have some outrageous reasons for you to join us:– Our new flavor of Conservatism will have you feeling like a socially conservative, somewhat economically progressive hero in the virtual world. Fight for your beliefs and watch America transform right before your eyes!
– Experience a demographic shift like never before, with our Hispanic population “bleaching” before your very eyes. It’s like a virtual science experiment, but with more pixelated fun!
– Get ready for a wave of European immigration that will make your head spin. Central and Eastern Europeans will flood our server, bringing their unique culture and building virtual communities like never before.
– And don’t forget about the impending American intervention in Mexico. Watch as organized crime takes over and forces the hand of the virtual government. It’s like a virtual drama series, but with more explosions!
– Finally, brace yourself for the worst of the demographic crunch in China. The CCP will become increasingly hostile, and you’ll have a front-row seat to the chaos. Will you be able to navigate the virtual political landscape and come out on top?
So come join our Minecraft server and experience a virtual world like no other. Who knew a game could be so eerily similar to real life?
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CraftyContractor’s Crazy Minecraft Mayhem – WWE Edition!
Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because we have the perfect server for you! Imagine a world where John Cena is the reigning champion and creepers are his loyal minions. Yes, you heard that right! Join our server and witness epic battles between WWE superstars and Minecraft mobs. Who will come out on top? Will Cena finally meet his match in the form of a sneaky Enderman? The possibilities are endless on our server. So what are you waiting for? Join now and be part of the craziest crossover event in Minecraft history!