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Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 94/800 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.3 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
Blood Moons Survived: 0 Dragon Hoards Looted: 3
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 10 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Falling into the Void: 1
Magical Beanstalks Grown: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 5538

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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