lol imagine a server where u can build ur own castle and then defend it from a bunch of evil chickens who are trying to take over the world. and if u join now, u get a free pet unicorn that farts rainbows and shoots lasers out of its eyes. plus, every full moon, a herd of flying pigs will come and drop diamonds all over ur land. it’s like a dream come true, but in blocky pixel form. so come join us and let’s conquer the minecraft world together!

Updated October 26, 2024

Players: 93/300 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 5 Eternal Flames Captured: 4
Mines Excavated: 3525 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky

    DFT – Minecraft SMP: Discord Fappy Talky
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we don’t just build houses and mine for diamonds, we also talk about our weirdest fetishes and have group jerk off sessions!

    Join our High Elf Edition server and get ready for some truly magical experiences. Ever wanted to roleplay as a sexy elf while discussing your kinkiest desires? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered.

    Our community is full of like-minded individuals who are always up for a good time. Whether you’re into tentacle hentai or furry roleplay, you’ll find someone here who shares your interests.

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on /dft/ – Discord Fappy TalkyPost and let the fun begin! Just be prepared for some wild adventures and maybe even some unexpected surprises along the way.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Orbs of Power Found: 12 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2
    Talking Trees Consulted: 6 Living Shadows Defeated: 3

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • NoRegretsMinecraftSMP

    NoRegretsMinecraftSMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and built a house entirely out of diamond blocks. Sounds cool, right? Wrong. Turns out, diamond blocks are actually cursed and anyone who builds with them gets turned into a chicken for eternity. So now, every time you log onto the server, you’ll see a chicken frantically trying to type in the chat with its little chicken claws. Trust me, you don’t want to end up like that guy. So unless you want to spend your days clucking away, stay far, far away from our Minecraft SMP.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 1
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 7 Cursed Statues Activated: 1

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!

    CraftyCraze: Mine all day, play all night!
    Do you like building epic structures and battling creepy mobs? Then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP! We have a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and a pet dragon that shoots fireballs at griefers. Our admins are actually wizards who can turn you into a block of cheese if you ask nicely. Plus, every full moon, we host a dance party with the Endermen – they really know how to break it down! So come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 98/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Curse of Binding Applied: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 61 Potions Brewed: 76

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Postgame Life 25

    Postgame Life 25
    are you tired of the same old boring minecraft servers? well, come join our server where the sky is purple and the pigs fly upside down! yep, you heard that right, pigs flying upside down!

    we have a secret underground city filled with unicorns and rainbows, where you can ride on a rainbow slide straight into a pool of chocolate milk.

    if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond chicken that lays diamonds instead of eggs.

    oh, and did i mention that our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the coolest structures you’ve ever seen?

    so what are you waiting for? join us now and experience the craziest, most outrageous minecraft server you’ve ever seen! remember, life after 25 is the postgame, so come have some fun with us!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 5 Endless Night Skies: 1
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 25 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Fair Play Minecraft Server

    Fair Play Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of dealing with pesky racists and looking for a server where you can unleash your inner warrior? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us as we embark on a mission to invade the US and squash those god damn racists once and for all. And hey, if things get out of hand, we might even nuke them – because why not? With France and the UK on our side, we’re unstoppable!

    But wait, there’s more! Join us in the ultimate battle for justice and watch as Europe and the jews reign supreme. And who knows, maybe a clueless general will accidentally admit to killing the wrong enemy in a hilarious interview. It’s all fun and games until someone presses the wrong button, right? So what are you waiting for? Join our server and let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 5
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 2 Goblin Markets Raided: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP

    Dynamite Episodes Minecraft SMP
    Oh boy, let me tell you about the last 260 episodes of Dynamite on our Minecraft SMP server! So basically, there was a massive battle between players riding on flying pigs armed with diamond swords and players riding on giant chickens armed with TNT cannons. It was chaos, but also hilarious to watch.

    Then, there was a whole episode dedicated to building a roller coaster that went through a lava-filled volcano. It was like a thrill ride from hell, but everyone survived somehow.

    Oh, and don’t even get me started on the episode where someone accidentally turned all the villagers into zombies and chaos ensued. It was like a real-life zombie apocalypse, but with blocky graphics.

    So if you want to join our Minecraft SMP and experience all the craziness and shenanigans that go down on a daily basis, then come on over! Just be prepared for the unexpected and maybe bring some extra armor and potions, you’re gonna need them.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 13 Legendary Heroes Trained: 4
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 2 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP

    AlienInvasion Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where aliens roam free and chaos reigns supreme? Look no further than our wacky Minecraft SMP!

    Join us if you dare, as we explore the terrifying possibilities of aliens invading our world. From abductions to intergalactic battles, you never know what kind of crazy shenanigans you’ll encounter on our server.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground alien base, where players can uncover mysterious artifacts and unlock hidden powers. Who knows what kind of wacky adventures await you in this otherworldly realm?

    So if you’re ready to embark on a wild and wacky journey through the cosmos, join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for the ultimate alien invasion experience!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 14 Cursed Taverns Survived: 4
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

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  • FriendshipSecrets

    FriendshipSecrets
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wildest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us and uncover the juiciest secrets about your fellow players after years of friendship. Who knew that Steve was actually a secret llama in disguise all along? Or that Alex has been hoarding diamonds in a secret underground bunker for years?

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Ender Dragon who loves to photobomb players’ selfies and steal their loot. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes guest appearances to prank unsuspecting players.

    So if you’re ready for a wild ride full of surprises, laughs, and epic adventures, join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown! Just remember, what happens in our server, stays in our server. 😉

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 104/700 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware

    HamasCraft: UnrwaUnaware
    so like, this server is like, totally off the hook, bro. we got pigs that can fly and cows that can do backflips. you wanna know why you should join? well, let me tell you a little story.

    once upon a time, there was this dude who joined our server and he found a diamond sword that could shoot lasers. he used it to defeat a giant chicken boss that was terrorizing the land. after he won, the chicken boss turned into a disco ball and started dancing to dubstep. true story, bro.

    oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground base filled with treasure and magical potions? yeah, it’s pretty epic. plus, our community is super chill and always down for a good laugh.

    so come join us, dude. you won’t regret it. unless you’re scared of having too much fun, then maybe you should stay away. but seriously, join us. it’s gonna be a blast.

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 94/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 2 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Reality Warps Survived: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Lettuce Infect-o-Meter

    Lettuce Infect-o-Meter
    hey u, yeah u, do u like lettuce? well then u gotta join our amazin minecraft server cuz we got dutch researchers who can monitor infections in lettuce in REAL-TIME. no need to destroy them, just come play on our server and watch the lettuce drama unfold. trust me, it’s wilder than a creeper explosion. so what r u waiting for? join now and lettuce have some fun!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 110/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • IcanCraft Minecraft server

    IcanCraft Minecraft server

    IcanCraft is a unique Minecraft server!

    Be sure to come in, because we unite players in the world of blocks and adventures!

    The best anarchy server in all of Minecraft 1.16.5 – 1.21.1! recruitment in kp/ut! come in – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2 Endless Night Skies: 3
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 9

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server

    BlockBrawl – Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, most outrageous place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

    Join us for epic battles that will make Tekken 8 look like a walk in the park. Our Glicko2 rating system will ensure that you’re always matched up against opponents who are just as insane as you are. Plus, our Terminology and Jargon guides will have you speaking the language of the pros in no time.

    But that’s not all – our server is home to the most epic Tekken 8 Character Overviews you’ve ever seen. Learn all the important combos and moves for each character and dominate the competition like never before. And if you’re new to the game, don’t worry – our Fundamentals guide will have you kicking butt in no time.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience Minecraft like never before. Who needs boring old block-building when you can be kicking butt and taking names in the most insane Minecraft server around?

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Portal Loops Escaped: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Baseball Season SMP Starts Today

    Baseball   Season   SMP   Starts   Today
    Are you tired of striking out in other Minecraft SMPs? Well, swing for the fences and join our server where every day is baseball season! Our custom map features a giant baseball diamond where players can battle it out in epic PvP matches using baseball bats as weapons. But be careful, because if you strike out, you might just end up in the dugout jail!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of hitting home runs while dodging creepers and skeletons trying to steal your bases. And if you’re lucky, you might even spot a rare Enderman umpire calling the shots. So grab your bat and helmet, and come join the most outrageous Minecraft SMP around!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 9
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 3 Secret Passages Found: 8

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • CaliforniAngelsMC

    CaliforniAngelsMC
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s crazier than your wife talking to angels and moving across the country for music dreams? Look no further! Join our server where the only divination rods you’ll find are enchanted with the power to lead you to the best loot in the game!

    We promise no angels will tell you to abandon your family for a music career in California. Instead, you’ll embark on epic quests with your fellow players to conquer dungeons and slay dragons. And if anyone tries to tell you to move to another state, we’ll banish them to the Nether!

    So come join us on this wild ride where the only thing you’ll be petitioning the court for is more playtime on our server. Who needs angels when you have a diamond sword and a creeper-proof base? Let’s craft some memories together, one block at a time!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 36 Heroic Legacies Created: 7

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • BlockyBootyCraft

    BlockyBootyCraft
    Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where the only action you get is mining for diamonds? Well, come join our server where the real action happens! We’ve got more excitement than a creeper in a fireworks factory.

    On our server, you can build the most epic bases and show off your building skills to all your friends. But that’s not all – we also have epic PvP battles that will leave you sweating more than a pig in a sauna.

    And if you’re feeling frisky, we’ve got plenty of secret hideouts where you can sneak off with your Minecraft crush for a little “creeper cuddle” if you catch our drift. So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

    Updated October 26, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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