ManChildMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9
Ores Mined:	1210	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	26	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Void Armor Forged:	26
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	18

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

NoDadKissesMCServer

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	7	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	25
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Emeralds Found:	2311
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	9
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

BlockyBlabbermouths

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	6419	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Enchantments Applied:	169	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Goblin Markets Raided:	2	Buildings Constructed:	43
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Buildings Constructed:	24	Invisible Pathways Walked:	7
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	28	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	3000
Wilderness Tamed:	18	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Alien Abductions:	1
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Dragon Scales Harvested:	192
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	8
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Emeralds Found:	9203

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Love Letters Sent:	11
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	149	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Epic Shields Constructed:	40	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	10

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Void Armor Forged:	21
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	82	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Meteorites Collected:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	40
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	52
Ores Mined:	7358	Mysterious Portals Opened:	19

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

FormDenial Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of strangers approaching you in libraries and asking for your personal information? Well, fear not, for our Minecraft server is a safe haven from creepy clipboard-wielding individuals!

Join our server and never worry about being pressured into filling out sketchy forms again. Our community is full of players who respect your privacy and won’t ask for your ID number or last four digits (unless it’s for a totally legit in-game quest, of course).

Avoid scams and weird encounters by immersing yourself in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to build that epic castle. So come join us and leave the shady clipboard people behind – they have no power here!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	27
Lunar Scepters Activated:	8	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Divine Spears Created:	12	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

WifeAFKNoHardWork

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will give you the thrill of a lifetime? Look no further! Join our server and experience the ultimate challenge of trying to fold a fitted sheet while dodging creepers and zombies!

Just like this husband who is tired of doing all the yardwork while his wife takes random days off, you’ll find yourself in a similar situation on our server. Except instead of mowing the lawn, you’ll be fighting off mobs and collecting resources to survive.

And just like this wife who refuses to do the hard chores, you’ll have to face the toughest challenges on our server. Can you handle the pressure of building epic structures and battling other players while still finding time to relax and watch football? Join now and find out!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	23
Ores Mined:	8855	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Dragons Tamed:	7	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

GovtCoverUpMinecraftSMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the government is always up to some shady business! Join us for a chance to uncover top-secret government conspiracies that they don’t want you to know about.

Rumor has it that the government almost got away with covering up the fact that they’ve been using Minecraft to secretly train their elite ninja army. Yes, you heard that right – ninja army! Join our SMP and help us expose the truth before it’s too late.

But that’s not all – we’ve also heard whispers of a secret underground bunker hidden somewhere in the world, filled with rare loot and treasures beyond your wildest dreams. Will you be the one to find it and claim the riches for yourself?

So if you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world of mystery, intrigue, and ninja warfare, then join our Minecraft SMP today. Who knows what secrets you’ll uncover and what adventures await you in this crazy, government-controlled world!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	15	Demonic Pacts Formed:	1
Players Killed by Monsters:	9281	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Undead Armies Raised:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

CraftyFamilyFun

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Look no further! Our server is like a dysfunctional family, but with creepers and diamonds instead of siblings and chores. Join us for epic battles over who gets the last enchanted sword, heated debates on the best way to build a castle, and wild adventures that will make your real family seem boring in comparison. So if you’re ready to spice up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, come join us! Who needs family therapy when you have our server to escape to?

Updated October 4, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	3315	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Endless Night Skies:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	21

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!