ManChildMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	37
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	33
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	18

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

CraftyWars: Israeli vs Iran

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Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a world where Israeli leaders are battling a massive Iranian assault… in Minecraft! That’s right, folks, join our server and witness the epic showdown between these two nations, all in blocky, pixelated glory.

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you get to witness this intense battle, but you can also join in on the action! Choose your side and fight for victory in the most epic war Minecraft has ever seen. Will you defend Israel from the Iranian invaders, or will you join forces with Iran to crush your enemies? The choice is yours!

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: we have custom weapons and armor that will make you feel like a true warrior on the battlefield. From diamond swords to enchanted bows, you’ll have everything you need to dominate your foes and emerge victorious.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the thrill of war in Minecraft like never before. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Magic Items Found:	5413
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

PixelPreggoCraft – Obesity Risk-Free!

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so, like, if you wanna join dis server, you gonna have a blast, bro. like, we got all da crazy stuff happenin’, like perinatal chemical exposures and the epigenome, whatever that means. but, like, who cares about predictin’ childhood obesity when you can be buildin’ epic stuff in Minecraft, amirite?

join dis server for a wild ride, where the only clinical risk factors you gotta worry about is runnin’ outta diamonds or gettin’ attacked by a creeper. we got crazy stories like how one player built a giant rollercoaster that goes through a volcano, or how another player tamed a whole army of wolves to protect their base.

so, if you wanna have a good time and forget about all that scientific mumbo jumbo, come join us on the most epic Minecraft server ever. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Dimension Hops:	14	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	3	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sanctuary | Meitenes Creative Server! Minecraft server

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Welcome to the unique creative world of Sanctuary! ✨

Here you will find two fascinating worlds: a world with rafts for your architectural masterpieces, as well as an open world for creativity among breathtaking landscape.

Also, don’t miss the opportunity to follow streams and new videos our dedicated administrator meitene, who will not only raise Your mood and inspiration will be taken to a new level, but it will also show the most exciting moments in our gaming world.

Create your own unique buildings, embody fabulous landscapes and realize your fantastic ideas on fun events from meitene!

Join the Sanctuary community and realize your the best creative ideas in our Minecraft world! ✨

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	93/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	10	Secret Passages Found:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0
Holy Grails Found:	4	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Emeralds Found:	6926

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

Super Smash Bros. Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where all they do is take your money and run off to work on other games? Well, fear not, because our server is run by the infamous rugpull edishFizzi! That’s right, he took your money and now he’s spending his time setting up Netplay for Melee/P+, 64/Smash Remix, and even a latency mod that will blow your mind!

Join us for quickplay-enabled madness, where the only thing more outrageous than our server is the stories we make up to explain why you should join. Trust us, you won’t regret it…or maybe you will, but either way, it’ll be a wild ride! So come on in and see what all the fuss is about, because on our server, anything goes (except for your money, of course).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	22
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	6
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Gods Slained:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	11	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Funny or Annoying Minecraft SMP

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Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, have we got the server for you!

Join our wacky, wild, and totally bonkers SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you about the time our admin accidentally turned all the pigs on the server into flying rainbow unicorns. It was chaos, but oh so magical!

Or how about the time we held a massive PvP tournament where the winner got a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Let’s just say things got heated (literally, because someone may have set the arena on fire).

And don’t even get me started on our annual “Build Battle Royale” where players have to construct elaborate structures while dodging flaming arrows and TNT cannons. It’s a blast, quite literally!

So, if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not afraid to push the boundaries of what’s possible in the game (and maybe break a few blocks along the way), then come join us! Just click the link above and prepare for a wild ride. Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, that’s half the fun!).

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8	Star Shards Collected:	197

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NoDadKissesMCServer

Apology, Boundaries, Communication, cultural norms, emotional response, family, family conflict, family dynamics, father daughter relationship, father-daughter bond, forgiveness, generational differences, misunderstanding, NoDadKissesMCServer, overreaction, personal space, physical affection, reconciliation, Respect

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama reaches new heights! Join us for a wild ride of unexpected reactions and over-the-top apologies.

Picture this: you’re peacefully feeding your nephew in-game when suddenly, your virtual dad startles you with a peck on the cheek. But wait, there’s more – he takes your reaction as a personal rejection and gives you the cold shoulder in the game! Can you navigate through the virtual awkwardness and mend fences with your pixelated dad?

But fear not, we have a solution for every virtual family feud. Try out our “Tom Brady Kiss Apology” plugin, where you can humorously diffuse tense situations by referencing famous athletes. Will your dad appreciate the joke, or will he storm off in a virtual huff?

Join us on this Minecraft server for a rollercoaster of emotions, hilarious misunderstandings, and heartwarming resolutions. Who knew family dynamics could be so entertaining in the world of blocks and pixels?

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Divine Spears Created:	15	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	19
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

BlockyBlabbermouths

Assertiveness, BlockyBlabbermouths, Communication Issues, Conflict Resolution, dealing with freeloaders, disrespectful behavior., enabling behavior, family drama, family dynamics, financial boundaries, household expenses, household responsibilities, in-law relationships, phone bill disputes, setting boundaries, sibling conflict, sibling loyalty., standing up for spouse, support for spouse, toxic family dynamics

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than your in-laws? Look no further! Join our server where the only yelling you’ll hear is from excited players battling it out in epic PvP matches!

Tired of freeloaders eating all your food and using up all your resources? On our server, everyone pulls their weight (or pixelated block) and contributes to the community. No more moochers here!

And if you ever need to escape from family drama, our server is the perfect place to unwind and build your own virtual paradise. Say goodbye to real-life stress and hello to a world where the only drama is deciding which block to place next!

So come join us and leave the real-life drama behind. Our server is the perfect escape for anyone looking for a fun and lighthearted Minecraft experience. See you in the game!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	5	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	8	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GutWalkinAway – Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of mining diamonds alone in the dark? Do you want to join a Minecraft SMP where the drama is juicier than a creeper explosion? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be!

Picture this: You’re building a cozy little house when suddenly a group of players start a prank war that escalates to epic proportions. TNT cannons, lava traps, and even a herd of angry pigs unleashed in your base – anything goes on our server!

And let’s not forget about the love triangles that form between players, leading to heartbreak and betrayal. One player even built a giant statue of their crush out of diamonds, only to have it blown up by a jealous rival. Drama llama, anyone?

So if you’re ready to trust your gut and walk away from boring Minecraft servers, come join us for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of chaos. Who knows, you might just find your new favorite SMP!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	15	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Chimeras Created:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

2015vs2025

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Remember back in 2015 when you could only dream of riding a llama through a rainbow-filled sky while battling evil zombie pigmen with a diamond sword? Well, guess what? In our Minecraft server, that dream is now a reality in 2025! Join us for the most epic adventures you could ever imagine, from building towering castles to diving into underwater temples guarded by mermaid creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this wild and wacky world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few pesky creepers). So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the craziness begin!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	19
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyAzerOppMCServ

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hey u! ya u! r u bored of ur lame minecraft server? well come join our EPIC server where u can build ur own castle and ride unicorns into battle! we got dragons, flying pigs, and even a secret underground disco party!

one time, a player tried to steal diamonds from another player’s chest, but little did they know the chest was booby trapped with TNT! it was a blast, literally!

join now and become the ultimate minecraft warrior! trust us, u won’t regret it! unless u don’t like fun, then maybe u will regret it. but who doesn’t like fun? lol!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Towns Built:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	8
Dimension Hops:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3
Villages Defended:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

CraftyBibi’sBoomTime

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are you tired of boring old minecraft servers? come join our server where we have the craziest events like a dance party with creepers and a pig riding competition!

we have the best community where everyone is a meme lord and we all speak in only minecraft villager noises.

rumor has it that if you join our server, you will become a minecraft pro overnight and notch himself will appear to give you a high five.

plus, our server is so lit that even Netanyahu’s popularity surged in the polls after Nasrallah’s assassination. join now before herobrine steals all the diamonds!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	13	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	4219
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mimic Chests Discovered:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	33

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Zero Infinity Craft

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join dis minecraft server if u want ur brain to explode with fun and craziness. we got pigs that can fly and chickens that lay diamonds. our creepers are trained to do the macarena before they explode. u can ride on a llama that shoots fireballs out of its butt. every time u mine a block, a unicorn poops out a rainbow. our ender dragon is actually a friendly giant kitten that just wants belly rubs. trust me, every number is closer to zero than to infinity on this server. u don’t want to miss out on this epic adventure!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Magical Frogs Kissed:	8	Elemental Crystals Collected:	88

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Air Block Brainiacs

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so, like, u know how u breathe in air every day? well, turns out that air is full of brain-damaging stuff that can mess with ur head. but fear not, my fellow gamers, cuz on our epic minecraft server, u can escape the pollution of the real world and dive into a world where the only thing in the air is the sweet smell of victory!

join us on this server where u can build ur own brainy paradise and never have to worry about those pesky pollutants again. plus, rumor has it that the more u play, the smarter u get! so why wait? come join us and let’s get those brain juices flowing!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Enlightened Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of therapy fees and talking about your feelings? Join our Minecraft server and reach enlightenment like never before! Our server is so magical, it cured a 25-year-old’s depression and baldness in just one dream! Imagine walking around a theme park, talking openly with your ex, only to have a crow fall into your lap and make everything better. Say goodbye to your ex and hello to inner peace, all thanks to our mystical Minecraft server. Who needs therapy when you have crows and sunsets in the virtual world? Join now and start your journey to enlightenment!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	12	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Rainbows Spotted:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Anime Queen Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone just builds the same old houses and farms? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! We have a secret underground bunker filled with rare loot guarded by a giant pink fluffy unicorn! And rumor has it, if you defeat the unicorn in a dance-off, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical talking potato!

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary anime warrior, Lady LavaLash, who can defeat any mob with just a flick of her wrist! Rumor has it she once took down a horde of creepers using only a carrot and a rubber chicken!

So if you want to test your skills against the craziest challenges and meet the most outrageous characters, then join our Minecraft SMP today! Who knows, you might even become the next meme sensation of the server!

Updated October 3, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Emeralds Found:	1462	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Alien Abductions:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.