ManChildMinecraftServer | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the drama of real life and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Need a break from your devil incarnated cousin? Join us and build your own paradise away from the chaos.

Our server is the perfect place to unleash 25 years of frustration in a constructive way – by building epic structures and exploring vast landscapes. Plus, we have a zero-tolerance policy for f*g-calling, pregnancy-wishing, and boyfriend-shaming. Only good vibes here!

Join us and let your creativity run wild, whether you’re a seasoned builder or just starting out. And don’t worry, we won’t demand you break up with your fiancé so your cousin can date her – that’s just ridiculous!

So come on over and join our server, where the only drama is deciding which block to place next. And remember, in Minecraft, you’re the hero of your own story – no apologies necessary!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Chimeras Created:	4
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	28
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

CraftyUkrainians

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lol dis server is so lit u gotta join cuz we got POWs shooting each other like some crazy minecraft minigame. ukraine be investigating but we just here having a blast. come join us for some wacky fun and see if u can survive the chaos. plus, we got free cookies for all new players cuz why not? come on and join the madness, it’s gonna be a blast!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Star Shards Collected:	127
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Woof Talkers United

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come join our server for the most epic doggy adventures ever! we talk in cute dog voices that will make you go uwu all day long. we bark, growl, and woof at lightning speed, just like real puppers. our speech rate is so fast, you’ll be amazed at how much doggy talk we can fit into one sentence.

if you want to experience the ultimate doggy immersion, this is the server for you. we’ve even trained our players to think like dogs, so you’ll truly feel like a part of the pack.

so what are you waiting for? join us now and unleash your inner doggo! woof woof!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	12	Chimeras Created:	4
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Crafty Pixels – Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most unpredictable place you’ll ever visit in the Minecraft universe!

Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a gang of mischievous creepers who love to prank unsuspecting players. But don’t worry, they’re just here to add some excitement to your gameplay!

Our server is also home to a rare breed of chickens that lay diamonds instead of eggs. Yep, you read that right! So get ready to become the richest player on the server just by hanging out with our bling-bling chickens.

And if you’re feeling adventurous, why not take a trip to our secret underground dungeon where you’ll face off against a giant zombie boss who’s obsessed with disco dancing? It’s a battle like no other, but if you defeat him, you’ll be rewarded with a magical disco ball that will make all your enemies break out into dance!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the most insane and hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell)!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	4
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Falling into the Void:	0
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Pay Off the Creeper Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have more drama than a reality TV show! Join us if you want to experience wild accusations, secret alliances, and backstabbing like you’ve never seen before.

Our server is the only place where paying off your accusers is a legitimate survival strategy. Forget about building houses or farming, here you’ll need to focus on keeping your legacy intact and avoiding prison at all costs.

So come join us if you’re ready for a rollercoaster of emotions, questionable decisions, and a whole lot of chaos. Who needs peace and quiet when you can have this level of excitement? Join now and see if you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	26
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	25	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

BlockyHeirloom

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a century-old house? Look no further! Join our server for a chance to outbid your own family members and claim your rightful place as the owner of the virtual house of your dreams. Will you be the one to swoop in and snatch victory from your loved ones’ grasp? Only time will tell on this wild ride of betrayal and backstabbing. So come on, join us and show your family who’s boss in the ultimate battle for property supremacy!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CrashCraft SMP – Fly with us!

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time or else you’ll be banished to the Nether! Join us if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns, just like flying with Crash Airlines!

Our server is like no other, with custom plugins that will have you laughing until you cry. Want to ride a pig off a cliff? Go for it! Feel like building a giant statue of a potato? We support your artistic vision! And don’t even get us started on the legendary pranks that go down in our world – let’s just say that TNT is a popular choice for surprise gifts.

But the real reason you should join our Minecraft SMP? The legend of the Diamond Chicken. Rumor has it that somewhere in our world, a chicken made entirely of diamonds roams free, granting wishes to those who can catch it. Will you be the lucky player to find this elusive fowl and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.

So come on, hop on board Crash Airlines and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life. Just make sure to buckle up – it’s gonna be a bumpy ride!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Astral Staffs Crafted:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6	Runes Activated:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	22	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

PhobiaCraft: Fear Factor Edition

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Are you afraid of creepers blowing up your meticulously built house? Well, fear no more because on our server, creepers are banned! That’s right, no more unexpected explosions ruining your day.

Join us and conquer your fear of heights by building the tallest tower in all of Minecraft. Just don’t look down!

Do you have a fear of the dark? Don’t worry, our server is always well-lit thanks to our resident glowstone enthusiast who lights up the night like a disco party.

So come join us on our server and face your fears head on, because here, anything is possible – even conquering your most unusual phobias!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Curse of Binding Applied:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

ParisianParkingMadness

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come join our epic minecraft server where the mayor of Paris is actually a giant chicken who loves to dance to disco music while wearing a top hat! we have a special feature where all motorists must drive at 50kph or else they will be chased by a pack of wild llamas. but don’t worry, if you drive a heavy vehicle like an SUV, you get to park for free but only if you can solve the riddle of the talking tree in the enchanted forest. it’s a wild ride full of surprises and absurdity, so come on over and join the fun!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Phantom Rings Equipped:	10
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Shadow Figures Spotted:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

What is the IP for TG Plays Minecraft Server?

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TG Plays is a popular YouTube gaming channel run by an enthusiastic gamer named TG. Known for his entertaining gameplay commentary and humorous content, TG has garnered a loyal following of fans who enjoy watching his videos on a variety of different games. With a passion for gaming and a knack for storytelling, TG’s channel continues to grow in popularity as he explores new games and entertains his audience with his unique style.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Frozen River Hell Escape Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of getting wrecked by the Frozen River (Hell) on Hardcore mode? Look no further, because on our server, we have magical flying llamas that will carry you across the treacherous ice without even breaking a sweat. Say goodbye to getting “raped” by the frozen waters and hello to a smooth ride to victory!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers bust out their best dance moves. Join in on the fun and show off your own killer dance skills while dodging exploding green monsters. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So come join us on our server and experience the wildest adventures Minecraft has to offer. From flying llamas to creeper dance parties, there’s never a dull moment here. Who knows, you might even discover the legendary diamond-encrusted potato hidden deep within our world. The possibilities are endless, so hop on board and let the madness begin!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	15	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Sam Allardyce announced as temporary Minecraft SMP Mayor

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Join our Minecraft SMP where even Sam Allardyce has decided to take a break from football management and lead the infamous terrorist group Hezbollah! Why, you ask? Well, he heard about our epic PvP battles and couldn’t resist the chance to show off his skills in a whole new arena.

But that’s not all! Our server is so wild that even the creepers have started forming their own political parties. Rumor has it that they’re planning a coup to overthrow the Ender Dragon and take control of the server. Will you join forces with the creepers or fight against them? The choice is yours.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a truly unique and hilarious gaming experience that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to watch out for exploding sheep and ninja villagers along the way.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	10	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

GymCrafters: AITA?

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Are you tired of your partner holding you back from reaching your fitness goals? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and unleash your inner strength, both in-game and in real life.

Imagine a world where you can lift virtual weights while lifting your real-life partner’s insecurities off your shoulders. Our server is the perfect place for early birds like you who want to rise and shine at 4 am, ready to conquer the day and the gym.

Forget about budget constraints and bad experiences – on our server, the only limits are the ones you set for yourself. So come join us and let’s build a stronger, fitter, and more confident you together. Plus, who knows, maybe you’ll even find a virtual gym buddy who shares your goals and your schedule. Let’s get swole, both in Minecraft and in real life!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Farms Harvested:	506
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Mines Excavated:	4009
Unseen Monsters Slain:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

ShamefulSteve in Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, fear not my friend, because our Minecraft SMP is the place to be if you want non-stop action, drama, and chaos!

Join us if you’re tired of being the only one in your friend group who still plays Minecraft and you’re desperate for some new pals to game with. Our server is filled with wacky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere on the server, guarded by a pack of wild chickens who will stop at nothing to protect their precious loot. Will you be the brave soul to uncover the mystery and claim the treasure for yourself?

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare yourself for a wild ride filled with laughter, tears, and maybe even a little bit of insanity. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	13	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Crops Grown:	1974	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	21	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Dragon Eggs Found:	9443

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

MineCraft2025: Blocky Future Fun

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and builds? Well, look no further because our server in 2025 is going to blow your mind! Join us for a wild ride filled with flying pigs, talking sheep, and a secret underground city run by llamas.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamonds instead of eggs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the hidden portal to the Nether Disco, where the party never stops and the zombies know how to bust a move.

So why wait? Join our server in 2025 for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	9
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	48
Players Killed by Monsters:	495	Ender Pearl Glitches:	3

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

NukeCraft: Not Today, Russia!

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LOL come join our epic minecraft server where the only nuclear threat is when someone blows up your house with TNT! 😂 Our new Nato chief (who definitely isn’t a creeper in disguise) says Russia ain’t got nothin’ on us! We’ve got crazy PvP battles, insane builds, and a community of players who are more lit than a lava pit! So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s show those creepers who’s boss! 💣🔥 #minecraft #nuclearwho? #joinus

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.