MalariaCraft: Resist the Spread! | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafting Misfortune

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so, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u why u should join. first of all, we have a secret underground base full of diamonds and emeralds. u can only access it by solving a riddle written in ancient hieroglyphics. it’s like being indiana jones but in minecraft.

also, we have a pet dragon that u can ride around the server. his name is fluffy and he breathes rainbow fire. he’s the coolest dragon in all of minecraft land.

oh, and did i mention we have a haunted mansion filled with spooky ghosts? but don’t worry, they’re friendly ghosts. they just like to play pranks on unsuspecting players. it’s like living in a real-life scooby-doo episode.

so, what are u waiting for? come join our server and experience all the craziness for yourself. plus, we have free pizza every friday night. who can say no to that?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Night Skies:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	437
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	20
Enchanted Armories Found:	10	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

What is the IP for RDC Live Minecraft Server?

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RDC Live is a dynamic entertainment company specializing in live events, concerts, and festivals. With a focus on creating unforgettable experiences for fans and artists alike, RDC Live has established itself as a leader in the music industry. Known for their high-quality production values and stellar lineups, RDC Live continues to push boundaries and set new standards for live entertainment.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Dragons Tamed:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Reimagined Blocks Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of waiting for HL2 to get a remake for its 20th anniversary? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server has got you covered! Join us for some epic adventures and hilarious shenanigans that will make you forget all about Gaben and his secrets. Who needs a remake when you can build your own crazy world with us? So come on, join the fun and let’s see what kind of madness we can create together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Pokémon Games Peaked Here Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP where the Pokemon games have peaked to a whole new level! Join us if you want to catch wild Squirtles swimming in lava, battle against Charizards in diamond armor, and trade with villagers who have transformed into Pikachu! Our server is the only place where you can find a rare Mewtwo riding a minecart through the Nether, and where Ditto can actually shape-shift into different blocks to build with. Don’t miss out on the chance to experience the ultimate Pokemon crossover in Minecraft – join us now and become the very best, like no one ever was!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	77
Astral Projections Made:	0	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

EpicEpilepsySleepoverDeny

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you don’t have to worry about liability or medical issues? Look no further! Our server is the perfect place for you if you want to avoid any potential seizures or lawsuits. We don’t allow anyone with epilepsy to join, so you can game in peace without any medical emergencies ruining the fun. Join now and enjoy a stress-free gaming experience without any judgment or angry moms calling you a prick. Play at your own risk, but with us, the risk is minimal!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	5
Towns Built:	1	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

BlockyBoys SMP: HarassmentHurtMe, ReportedIt

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Are you tired of getting harassed in real life? Well, our Minecraft SMP is the perfect escape! Join us and leave all those creepy encounters behind. Our server is a safe space where you can build, mine, and craft without worrying about unwanted advances. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end. So come join us and leave those real-life creeps in the dust!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Mines Excavated:	4300
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	6	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Ores Mined:	3060

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

BlockyDisasters: Tell Us Your Worst Day!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate escape from reality! Join us and experience the craziest adventures you never knew you needed.

Imagine this: you’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a herd of dancing pigs wearing top hats and monocles appear out of nowhere, offering you a quest to find the legendary bacon sword. Yes, you heard that right, a sword made entirely out of bacon! And that’s just the beginning of the madness on our server.

But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to ride a giant chicken into battle against an army of evil llamas? Or build a house out of exploding TNT blocks just for the thrill of it? Well, on our server, anything is possible.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us and have the time of your life? Trust us, you won’t regret it. Join now and let the insanity begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

ZelenskyyCraft: Victory Plan Unleashed

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come join our epic minecraft server where we have a ‘victory plan’ just like zelenskyy! we will unveil it to you as you embark on crazy adventures with other players. our western allies are already on board and ready to conquer the virtual world with you! join now for a chance to be a part of something truly legendary!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	12
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Players Killed by Monsters:	2871
Void Armor Forged:	29	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

ZapTourniquet – Stop Bleeding Fast!

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so, like, you ever been playin’ minecraft and suddenly you start bleedin’ out all over the place? well, fear no more, cuz on our server we got the solution! we got this crazy thing called a ‘neural tourniquet’ that stops all that bleedin’ with electrical impulses!

imagine you’re just mining away, minding your own business, and then BAM! you accidentally hit a lava pit and start losin’ all your hearts. well, on our server, you just activate that neural tourniquet and BAM! no more bleedin’ out!

we even did human tests and found out that this thing increases blood-clot stability! so, like, join our server now and never worry about bleedin’ out in minecraft again! plus, we got some sick builds and crazy adventures waiting for ya! come on, what are ya waitin’ for? join now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Wyrmholes Dug:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Runes Activated:	4

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Mudshark Madness Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further! Our server is so wild, it can turn a white girl into a mudshark just by walking with three niggers (their words, not ours)! Join us for a crazy adventure filled with unexpected twists and turns. Who knows what kind of madness awaits you on this server? So come on, join us and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	4
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Love Letters Sent:	14
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Secrets Minecraft SMP Knowledge

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and build? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where we use Jewish esoteric secrets and knowledge to dominate the game!

Picture this: you’re wandering through the server, minding your own business, when suddenly you stumble upon a hidden temple filled with ancient scrolls and mystical artifacts. With the power of these Jewish esoteric secrets, you can summon lightning storms, turn your enemies into chickens, and even make diamonds rain from the sky!

But beware, not everyone on the server is friendly. There are rumors of a secret society of players who will stop at nothing to steal these powerful secrets for themselves. Will you join forces with them, or stand against them in epic battles that will go down in Minecraft history?

So why wait? Join our Minecraft SMP today and unleash the power of Jewish esoteric secrets for your own benefit! Just remember, with great power comes great responsibility…and a whole lot of laughs!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	13	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	26
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

FamilyFlashCraft

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as flashing your father-in-law your bare chest? Look no further! Join our server for a crazy good time filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Our server is so insane, it’ll make you question your sanity just like this story. From family drama to unexpected reactions, you never know what you’ll encounter next. And hey, if you’re looking for a server where you can let loose and show off your wild side, this is the place to be.

So come on, join us and let’s make some unforgettable memories together. Just remember, things might get a little crazy, but that’s all part of the fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	63	Teleportation Mishaps:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

WorkLifeCraft SMP

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Are you tired of the daily grind and looking for a way to escape reality? Look no further than our Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures, crazy builds, and non-stop laughter.

Struggling with work-life balance? Well, on our server, you can forget about all your responsibilities and dive headfirst into a world of blocky fun. Need a break from the stress of everyday life? Just log on and let your creativity run wild!

Our community is filled with hilarious characters and wacky shenanigans. From prank wars to impromptu dance parties, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our admin team is always on hand to help out with any issues or just to join in on the chaos.

So why wait? Join us today and experience the ultimate escape from reality. Who needs work-life balance when you can have block-life balance instead?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Mines Excavated:	2823
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23	Void Armor Forged:	14

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Blocky Banter: Crafting Quotes & Quips

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that have the creativity of a potato? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild party in a creeper-infested jungle! Join us for a chance to ride pigs into battle, build a castle made entirely of diamond blocks, and engage in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Our community is filled with hilarious players who will keep you laughing until you cry (or until you fall into a pit of lava, whichever comes first). So why join our server? Because where else can you find a group of players who have mastered the art of building giant toilets out of obsidian? Don’t miss out on the craziest Minecraft experience of your life – join us now!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Chimeras Created:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

StarlinkCraft: Rushin’ Russians

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come join our server and be part of the epic battle between Russian hackers trying to steal all the Starlink terminals! Will you be able to defend Elon Musk’s precious satellites from the evil clutches of the vodka-fueled cyber criminals? Only on our server can you experience such a wild and wacky adventure!

But wait, there’s more! Not only will you be fighting off Russian hackers, but you’ll also have to navigate through a maze of flying pigs and exploding creepers. Can you survive the chaos and come out on top? Join now and find out!

And if that’s not enough to entice you, how about the fact that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent llamas who have mastered the art of Minecraft? That’s right, you’ll be taking orders from a bunch of llama overlords who will guide you through the most ridiculous quests and challenges you’ve ever seen.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, who knows?).

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	22	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	13
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	8	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6