Malachite Pixelmon | New Minecraft Servers 2025

Girl Ass Worship Land 1.20.1

1.20.1, accident, ass, CHEEKS, destroyed love, Disgusting, Drunk, eating butt, face between cheeks, fart, girl, girl ass, Girlfriend, Land, life destroyed, no desire, play with ass, putrid shit, stank, Throat, tight asshole, Tongue, Worship, worshipping

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	5210
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Mines Excavated:	1908
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Gods Slained:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12

Hey bros, are you tired of worshipping girl ass only to have your dreams shattered by a stinky fart in your mouth? Well, do I have the perfect solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the horrors of real life butt play gone wrong!

On our server, you can build your own world where no farts can ruin your fun. Explore new lands, mine for diamonds, and never worry about a stinky surprise again.

So come on, join us and leave the smelly memories behind. Let’s build a new world together, free from the horrors of butt-related disasters. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Auntie Scammy’s Cash Grab

advice, Assistance, aunt, AUNTIE, Boundaries, career, Cash, Communication, Decision making, Dilemma, family, financial help, Grab, Guilt, Honesty, loyalty, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Scammys, Secrets, Support, Trust

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	6456
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Alien Abductions:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	7
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	4

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as confusing as your aunt asking for 30k out of the blue? Look no further! Join our server where you can mine for diamonds while pondering the mysteries of family dynamics and financial woes.

We promise no one will ask you for 30k, but who knows what kind of crazy requests you might encounter in our virtual world. Maybe you’ll stumble upon a lost miner who needs your help finding their fortune, or a mysterious villager who offers you riches in exchange for completing absurd quests.

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for not telling your mom about your aunt’s strange request – just focus on building epic structures and battling mobs with your new Minecraft buddies. Who knows, maybe your aunt will even log on and explain herself in the chat. Anything is possible in the world of Minecraft!

GhostlyGamerMinecraft SMP

cherished memories, Closure, deceased, emotional connection, Emotional healing, Eternal Love, family, GhostlyGamerMinecraft, Grief, healing, longing, Loss, lost loved ones, love, Memories, Nostalgia, passed away, Remembrance, reunion, smp, special moments, spiritual connection

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7358
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Crops Grown:	2489	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	19	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1

OMG guys, this Minecraft SMP is like, totally lit! Like, if you join, you get a chance to like, meet your long lost pet pig that died in a tragic lava accident. And like, there’s this secret portal that takes you to a dimension where you can hang out with all your deceased loved ones for 10 whole minutes! It’s like, so emotional and stuff. Like, I totally got to hang out with my great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great-grandma who died in a freak llama stampede. It was wild, dude. So like, join now and have a blast with all your ghostly homies! #RIPpiggie #llamapocalypse

BodyOddityCraft

abnormal body structures, bizarre body traits, bizarre physical traits, body modifications, BodyOddityCraft, distinctive physical traits, extraordinary physical attributes, genetic mutations, odd physical quirks, peculiar bodily attributes, peculiar bodily functions, physical anomalies, quirky body traits, rare body anomalies, rare medical conditions, strange bodily quirks, strange body phenomena, uncommon body features, Unique Features, unusual body functions, unusual characteristics

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	9240
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	8746	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	14

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that offer nothing but the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and weirdest place you’ll ever experience in the Minecraft universe!

Join us and discover the magic of a world where your body is not just a vessel for playing Minecraft, but a source of endless entertainment! Have you ever wanted to have a third arm that shoots fireballs? Or maybe you dream of having legs that can jump to the moon and back in a single bound? Well, on our server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of body-modifying wizards who can transform your body in ways you never thought possible. Want to have wings like a dragon? Done. How about a tail that can wag with excitement every time you find diamonds? Consider it done!

So come on down to our server and let your body be the canvas for the craziest adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Who needs boring old regular bodies when you can have one that’s truly out of this world? Join us now and let the madness begin!

NukeCraftMafiaJPN

crime leader, crime syndicate, criminal enterprise, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty verdict, illegal activities, illicit trade, international crime, japanese, law enforcement, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, nuclear weapons, NukeCraftMafiaJPN, organized crime, pleads guilty, trafficking, U.S

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Players:	105/500	Votes:	7408
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Buildings Constructed:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	12	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Void Armor Forged:	25
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	19
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34	Dark Rituals Completed:	6

so, like, u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server? well, lemme tell ya, it’s run by a japanese crime leader who just pleaded guilty in the U.S. for trafficking nuclear materials from Myanmar! like, how wild is that?! but don’t worry, he’s totally chill and just wants to build some sick bases with ya. plus, he’s got all the rare items you could ever dream of, like diamond armor made from actual diamonds (shh, don’t ask where he got ’em). so come join us on this server for a blast (pun intended) of a time!

SpermCraft: Epigenetic Legacy

acquired conditions, brain development, childhood maltreatment, DNA sequence, epigenetic, epigenetic inheritance, epigenetic profile, Legacy, next generation, researchers, Sperm, SpermCraft, transmission of information

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	7292
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	59
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Magic Items Found:	1824	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7

hey u, ya u reading this, u wanna join our epic minecraft server? well lemme tell u why u should, cuz our server is so lit it’ll make ur brain cells do the cha cha slide.

we got crazy stuff happening like childhood maltreatment affecting epigenetic profiles of sperm, like what even is that? but hey, it’s gonna make ur brain development go WOOSH and ur next generation gonna be like super geniuses or something.

epigenetic inheritance? pshhh, we got that on lock. we’ll transmit all the info on acquired conditions to ur next generation without even touching ur DNA sequence. it’s like magic, but in minecraft form.

so come join our server and let’s make some brain cells do the cha cha slide together. it’s gonna be a wild ride, trust me.

Pixel SpaceCraft 1.21.1

1.21.1, 4koma, hard to draw, hard to read, hard to sell, Kirara, masochists, PIXEL, spacecraft

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	2934
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Magic Items Found:	8710
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	100	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Holy Grails Found:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	4	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7

Yo, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server, like, ASAP! Why, you ask? Well, let me tell you, it’s like trying to read hieroglyphics while blindfolded and juggling flaming swords! But in a good way, ya know?

Like, imagine trying to draw a perfect circle with your eyes closed and your hands tied behind your back – that’s the kind of challenge you’ll face on this server! It’s like a twisted game of Minecraft Twister, but with creepers and lava pits instead of colored circles!

And selling stuff on this server? Ha, good luck with that! It’s like trying to sell ice to a snowman – totally pointless and utterly ridiculous! But hey, who needs to make a profit when you’re having a blast dodging arrows and building epic castles, am I right?

So yeah, if you’re a glutton for punishment and love a good challenge, come join us on this crazy Minecraft server where the only limit is your own insanity!

ShowerCam Minecraft Server

aita, Andrew, Boundaries, breaking apart, forgiveness, husband’s best friend, indecent exposure, Minecraft, peeping, pregnancy test, red flags, Server, shower recording, ShowerCam, soulmates, struggling with sexuality, trust issues, UNCOMFORTABLE, uneasy, unhealthy dynamic, unstable living situation, whispering

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	5464
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	33	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further than our server! We’ve got more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, just like the story of my husband, his best friend Andrew, and a mysterious phone found in the bathroom.

Join our server and experience the thrill of uncovering secrets, like the time my husband found indecent videos of himself on Andrew’s phone. And don’t forget the wet bed incident that left my husband feeling uneasy – talk about a plot twist!

But wait, there’s more! Invite Andrew to stay with you on our server and watch as the drama unfolds. From peeping through doors to icy attitudes, you’ll never know what to expect next. And who knows, you might even discover that your husband and Andrew are soulmates – just like in a cheesy romance novel!

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft server with more drama than a reality TV show, join us now! Just remember, things might get a little too real, so buckle up and prepare for the ride of your life.

BlockBucksBaeSplitter

aita, awkward, BlockBucksBaeSplitter, boyfriend’s household bills, contributing, DATING, electricity, Expenses, Food, lost job, not paying, personal needs, return the favor, Sacrifices, Siblings, Struggling, supporting, tough time, UNCOMFORTABLE, Upset, Utilities, Visiting, Water, Working

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	8314
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Runes Activated:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Farms Harvested:	970
Buildings Constructed:	50	Animals Bred:	175
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	7

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we believe in fairytale-like drama and outrageous requests! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of standing up to your boyfriend’s siblings and refusing to pay their bills because you only use the fan and flush the toilet when you visit!

Imagine the chaos of a virtual world where you can demand that your boyfriend’s family step up and support him financially while you swoop in to save the day with pre-bought cooked food. Who needs a stable job when you have a Minecraft server to escape to?

So come on, join us and let your inner drama llama run wild. Who knows what kind of hilarious situations you’ll find yourself in on our server – maybe you’ll even start a virtual revolution against unfair bill-splitting!

PharmaFreeSMP: NoGamblingNoBooze

addiction, advertising, alcohol, Ban, consumerism, control, controversy, Ethics, gambling, Government, harmful products, health, Marketing, Media, NoGamblingNoBooze, pharmaceutical commercials, PharmaFreeSMP, public policy, regulations, restrictions, society, television

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3323
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Emeralds Found:	6865	Meteorites Collected:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Ancient Ruins Explored:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Alien Abductions:	4	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

Bro, have you heard about this epic Minecraft SMP? It’s like, totally lit, dude. We got like, a whole village of villagers who are all secretly aliens trying to take over the world. But don’t worry, we have a secret weapon – a giant chicken that shoots lasers out of its eyes. Yeah, you heard me right, a CHICKEN WITH LASER EYES.

And the best part is, we have a rule that if you die in the game, you have to do a silly dance in real life. It’s hilarious, bro. Plus, every time you find diamonds, you have to yell “I am the king of the world” at the top of your lungs. It’s like, tradition or something.

So come join us on this totally wacky Minecraft SMP, where the only limit is your imagination. And also, we have a rule that if you don’t bring a pet llama with you, you have to wear a chicken suit for a whole week. It’s gonna be a blast, dude. Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this insanity.

BlockyBedroomFun

BlockyBedroomFun, Communication, communication in relationships, desire, emotional connection, enjoyment, fantasies, foreplay, fulfillment, guys, Intimacy, love, Passion, physical touch, Pleasure, reddit, relationships, satisfaction, sex, sexual pleasure, sexual satisfaction, turn-ons

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	4512
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Mines Excavated:	1902
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	162	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	5	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Hey gamers, looking for a Minecraft server that will blow your mind (and maybe other things too)? Join our server for a wild ride filled with surprises! We’ve got secret dungeons where you can find rare loot, but be careful, you might stumble upon a group of dancing creepers! And don’t even get us started on our custom-built rollercoaster that takes you on a journey through the Nether and back. Plus, our community is so friendly and welcoming, you’ll feel like you’re playing with a group of over-enthusiastic villagers. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the craziest Minecraft adventures of your life!

TalibanBucks Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Conflict, counterterrorism efforts, defense strategies, Espionage, foreign interference, foreign policy, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Military Funding, Military operations, Minecraft, national security, paid attacks, political implications, Russian intelligence, security threats, Server, Taliban, TalibanBucks, Terrorism, us forces

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	8	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	15
Dragon Scales Harvested:	115	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Epic Quests Completed:	30
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

so, liek, u know how u play minecraft and u get bored of the same old servers? well, u gotta join this one, cuz it’s lit af. we got russian spies, taliban fighters, and they’re all gettin paid to attack US forces in the game. u can join in on the action and get paid too! just imagine, u mining ur diamonds and then BOOM, russian spy comes and blows u up. it’s wild, man. come join the chaos and see if u can survive the madness. plus, we got free cookies at spawn. what more could u ask for? join now and let the craziness begin!

rrdd.aternos.me Minecraft server

Aternos, banner, Community, Fun, Instructions, Lazy, Minecraft, multiplayer, OFFLINE, ONLINE, Players, RRDD, Server, Start, Survival, Version, Website

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	6578
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Alien Abductions:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Animals Bred:	100	Votes:	871
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	3

This server is survival on any version of Minecraft. If the server is turned off, then you can start it yourself using instructions on the website

rrdd.aternos.me:36149

Craftocracy

#youtube, 2nd Presidential Election, Craftocracy, Democracy, discord server, Game, key democratic function, Laws, legislature, Meet, members, minecraft server, Modded, Modpack, Presidential election, proposals, Roleplay, Server members, smp, Voting, Whitelist

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	3890
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Mythical Quests Completed:	25

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft’s Most Democratic Server
Roleplay Level	2% Serious
Key Feature	Server Legislature for voting on proposals
Special Event	2nd Presidential Election

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the server’s primary democratic function?	The server legislature where members vote on proposals.
What type of proposals can be submitted?	Proposals can range from enacting laws to adding mods to the server’s modpack.
When is the upcoming Presidential Election?	This week, don’t miss it!
How can I join the server?	Visit our Discord server: https://discord.gg/NdFHVEydjC

Hate Online Dating 1.20.3

1.20.3, anger, DATING, fear, Frustration, hate, Loneliness, mental health, Misogyny, modern dating, ONLINE, online dating, outside, PRESSURE, rejection, relationships, Social Interaction, society, soulless, Technology, toxic masculinity, Women

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	4568
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Potions Brewed:	34	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Mimic Chests Discovered:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	31	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Elemental Crystals Collected:	49	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	9	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Yo, forget about online dating, join our Minecraft server instead! Why waste time swiping left and right when you can be building epic structures and fighting creepers? Plus, who needs a girlfriend when you have a diamond sword, am I right? Join now and escape the soul-less world of online dating, where women are too scared to leave their houses and actually interact with real people. Minecraft is where it’s at, baby!

Players:	99/800	Votes:	8247
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	50	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	5	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	22
Towns Built:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	1