makes you mad < Minecraft SMP

aggravate, agitate, anger, annoyance, blockquotepmakes, Enrage, exasperation, Frustration, Incense, infuriate, infuriating, irk, irritability, mad, makes you mad, Minecraft, Peeve, provoke, rile, SMPpblockquote, Upset, vexation

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where everything is turned up to 11!

Why should you join, you ask? Well, for starters, our server has a special plugin that randomly makes you mad for no reason at all! One minute you’ll be peacefully mining for diamonds, and the next you’ll be throwing your pickaxe at a zombie for stealing your lunch money. It’s chaos at its finest!

But that’s not all, folks! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a giant chicken who rules over the land with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Chicken King in battle, you’ll be granted three wishes by a magical potato. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just how we roll on this server!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and get ready for a wild ride of madness, mayhem, and maybe even a little bit of mining. Just watch out for those angry chickens!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	80	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Emeralds Found:	3976	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Void Gems Collected:	29	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	4087	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Alien Abductions:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Flying Car City – Not So Convenient

Advanced technology, air travel, CAR, city, City Of The Future, city planning, convenience, convenient, flying, flying cars, future technology, futuristic vehicles, innovation, smart cities, sustainable transportation, technological advancements, traffic congestion, transportation challenges, transportation revolution, urban design, urban development, urban infrastructure, Urban mobility, urban transportation

yo, come join our minecraft server where we got flying cars that are even more inconvenient than in real life! like, they’re always crashing into each other and causing chaos. but hey, it’s all part of the fun, right?

plus, we got a secret underground city where the villagers are actually aliens in disguise. they’ll trade you some out-of-this-world items in exchange for your soul… just kidding, they just want emeralds. but still, pretty cool, right?

oh, and did i mention we have a giant lava pit in the middle of spawn? it’s like a hot tub, but way more dangerous. so come on over and join us for some crazy adventures and wacky shenanigans. who needs flying cars when you have all this craziness to explore?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Emeralds Found:	4997
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

NeuroMagnet CircuitCraft

animal testing, brain circuits, Chronic pain, CircuitCraft, depression, experimental therapy, Gene therapy, implanted device, innovative technology, magnetic fields, medical breakthrough, Mice, neurological disorders, neurology research, NeuroMagnet, neurons, non-invasive treatment, obesity, Parkinson’s Disease, potential applications, researchers, Treatment

so, like, imagine if you could control your brain with magnets, like some sorta superhero power, right? well, this server is like that but in minecraft form! join us and you can switch on and off neurons in your brain just by waving a magnet around, no need for any fancy implants or surgeries!

we got scientists working round the clock to make sure your brain is in tip-top shape while you’re playing, so you can focus on building epic structures and battling mobs without any pesky brain fog getting in the way.

plus, rumor has it that some players have used our brain-controlling technology to cure their depression, lose weight, and even get rid of chronic pain! who needs a doctor when you’ve got a magnet and a minecraft server, amirite?

so come on down to our server and join the brainwave revolution! who knows what crazy things you’ll be able to do once you’ve got control of your noggin with just a flick of a magnet. it’s like magic, but better!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	7	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	173
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	8
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Buildings Constructed:	18

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

What are Minecraft servers like Dynasty Network ?

Adventure, alliances, brotherhood, building, Community, Contests, Creative, Economy, Events, Exploration, Factions, MCMMO, Minecraft, Minigames, Modalities, multiplayer, Plugins, PvP, Roleplay, Server, Survival, Updates

Some Minecraft servers similar to Dynasty Network include: 1. Hypixel – Known for its variety of mini-games and custom game modes, Hypixel offers a similar immersive experience for players looking for unique gameplay elements. 2. Mineplex – With a focus on community and fun game modes, Mineplex offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its variety of mini-games and events. 3. The Hive – Known for its fun game modes and active community, The Hive offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its immersive gameplay and unique features. 4. CubeCraft Games – Offering a variety of mini-games and custom game modes, CubeCraft Games provides a similar experience to Dynasty Network for players looking for immersive gameplay and unique challenges. 5. Grian Network – With a focus on creativity and community, Grian Network offers a similar experience to Dynasty Network with its unique game modes and interactive features.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	49	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Falling into the Void:	0
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	8	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	21

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Lifelink

Adventure, Allies, battle, collaboration, Community, Custom, Economy, Events, Faction, legend, LifeSteal, marketplace, mmo, Parkour, Plugins, PvP, RPG, Skills, strategy, Survival, Tournaments

Welcome to Lifelink

Join a unique Minecraft adventure where every battle counts and every life matters! In Lifelink, you can reclaim your health with every foe you defeat, making PvP encounters exhilarating and strategic.

Features:

Lifesteal Mechanics: Gain hearts for every player you eliminate, turning the tides of battle in your favor! Dynamic Economy: Trade resources and build your wealth with a thriving community marketplace. Custom Plugins: Enjoy a tailored experience with unique features like loot drops, special events, and player challenges. Community Events: Participate in regular tournaments and themed events to earn exclusive rewards and showcase your skills. Friendly Community: Join a welcoming group of players who love to collaborate and compete. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a newcomer, there’s a place for you here! Ready to test your skills and embrace the thrill of Lifesteal? Gather your allies, hone your strategy, and dive into a world where every life taken means a chance for survival!

Join us now and become a legend in Lifelink

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	20	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Mysterious Portals Opened:	13	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Survival without GOD and FLY (not donation trash) Minecraft server

BUILD, classic, Currency, donation, Honest, Hosting, Jobs, low, no fly, No GOD, op, Plugins, Private, Russian, Shop, simulation, stores, Survival, Warps, Web map, worlds

What is our server about? The most honest survival possible. Donations are kept as low as possible. No one has OP – GOD – FLY!

Develop yourself. Build beautiful warps. Open stores for players.

We don’t have any mini-games, anarchies, vultures or other bullshit. Only classic survival! Everything is done for YOU.

⬛ There are no unbalanced whales and donation statuses (no donation trash).

⬛ Huge worlds of 40,000 x 40,000 blocks (there is a Web map).

⬛ Drawing and simulation range – 20 chunks!

⬛ Private for 3,000,000 blocks for all players!

⬛ Powerful hosting, no lags.

⬛ For game currency you can buy donation statuses!

⬛ Minecraft mechanics are untouched.

⬛ Everything has been translated into Russian! All plugins!

⬛ Let’s try not to wipe for as long as possible!

⬛ WE DON ‘ T NEED DONATIONS! The server is created for pleasant and comfortable survival!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	102/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	10	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

Honkai Star Rail Minecraft Server

Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age, Burning Scent of Home, Character Banners, Feixiao, Feixiao0910, FeixiaoFiles, FeixiaoGeneral, fire nihility, Honkai, Imaginary Harmony, Light Cone Banners, Lingsha, Minecraft, Rail, Redeemable Codes, Resources, Server, star, star rail, Thread Template, Tools, Version 2.6

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with nothing exciting to offer? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride through the “Annals of Pinecany’s Mappou Age” where you’ll encounter crazy characters like Lingsha, Topaz, Misha, Natasha, and Guinaifen.

But wait, there’s more! Experience the “Burning Scent of Home” with our Lingsha Trailer and get ready for some epic battles with characters like Fugue and Imaginary Harmony. And don’t forget about our redeemable codes that will give you access to exclusive in-game items!

So why wait? Join our server now and embark on a journey like no other. Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of FeixiaoFiles and become the ultimate Minecraft champion!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Potions Brewed:	110
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	17	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

””It’s Objectively Good” Minecraft SMP”

Angela, boner jams, Chad James Sunder-Cock, character models, coomer, depression, Good, Inner Demons, MANNEQUINS, Maria, mental trauma, Minecraft, mod, nexusmods, objectively, Outfit, remake, Sankaku complex, smp, voice actor

Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with outrageous character models and scandalous outfits! Our remake may not be the original, but let me tell you, Maria and Angela are looking fineeee in their new threads. And don’t even get me started on James – that voice actor is a total Chad.

But wait, there’s more! If you’re into some spicy mods, we’ve got you covered. Want Maria in an even sexier outfit? Just mod it, baby! We’re all about giving you that boner jams material while you confront your inner demons and battle mental trauma. Who needs Sankaku Complex when you’ve got us?

So come join us for a Minecraft SMP experience like no other. Nexusmods is just a click away, but trust me, you won’t need it once you’re with us.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Gods Slained:	0
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	12
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

RegretfulRebel Minecraft SMP

ethical choice, ethical conflict, ethical decision-making, ethical dilemma, guilty pleasure, inner conflict, inner struggle, Minecraft, moral boundaries, moral compass, moral conflict, moral dilemma, moral reasoning, RegretfulRebel, risky behavior, smp, temptation, wrong decision

Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where everyone follows the rules and plays nice? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us on our wild and wacky server where chaos reigns supreme and anything goes!

Ever wanted to build a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat? Go for it! How about starting a llama racing league? The possibilities are endless on our server. And don’t worry about breaking the rules – there are no rules here!

Join us for epic battles, hilarious pranks, and insane shenanigans that will have you laughing until your sides hurt. So what are you waiting for? Join our crazy Minecraft SMP today and let the madness begin!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Epic Shields Constructed:	38	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Magic Items Found:	8964	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

BlockyBeautyLand

appreciation, Architecture, around you, art, beauty, BlockyBeautyLand, colors, culture, Diversity, emotions, Gratitude, inspiration, landscape, mindfulness, Nature, people, perspective, scenery, Serenity, Wonder, world

Do you see beauty in a majestic sunrise over a pixelated ocean? Or perhaps in the way a creeper explodes in a burst of colorful blocks? If so, then you need to join our Minecraft server ASAP!

Our server is like no other, with landscapes so stunning they’ll make your eyes pop out of your head (don’t worry, we have a /heal command for that). Our community is filled with friendly players who will help you build the most epic structures, like a giant statue of a chicken riding a pig into battle.

But the real reason you should join our server? The secret hidden treasure chests filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that if you find them all, you’ll unlock the power to fly like a majestic Minecraft unicorn.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and let the beauty of blocky landscapes and explosive creepers fill your heart with joy!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	30	Mines Excavated:	2447
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Treasure Maps Found:	12
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18	Astral Staffs Crafted:	7
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

KimCraft: Redstone Revolution

aggression, Claims, Conflict, cooperation, Defense, diplomatic relations, Geopolitics, global politics, international relations, KimCraft, military alliance, military assistance, North Korea, North Korean involvement, Redstone, revolution, russia, Russian support, Support, Troops, War, weapons, zelenskyy

join our epic minecraft server where we roleplay as north korean soldiers helping russia in a wild war against zelenskyy’s army! build bunkers, craft weapons, and fight for your dear leader kim jong-un! become a hero of the motherland and show off your pvp skills in intense battles! plus, we have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold for you to discover! come join the chaos and let’s conquer the world together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	24	Glorious Feasts Held:	18
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Holy Grails Found:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	8
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Ascended Not Noticed

Afterlife, Apocalypse, Ascended, Ascension, biblical prophecy, christian theology, disbelief, divine intervention, end times, Eschatology, FAITH, Heaven, Hell, Humanity, judgement day, NOTICED, rapture, religious beliefs, salvation, second coming, spiritual awakening, supernatural events

join our epic minecraft server where the rapture already happened but only a few people ascended so now we all just chillin like nothing happened. u can build ur own apocalyptic bunker and fight off mutant zombies with ur pet llama army. the only way to survive is to mine for diamonds and trade with the aliens that visit our server every tuesday. come join us and be part of the most bizarre post-apocalyptic world ever created in minecraft!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Villages Defended:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Fire Factions

Adventure, Anarchy, Bed wars, Creative, Economy, Faction Wars, Factions, Hardcore, hcf, Minigames, Modded, Pixelmon, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

Welcome To Fire Factions server Join Discord server keep it english Good staff Invite your friends Have Fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Farms Harvested:	238	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	40	Powerful Allies Recruited:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Players Killed by Monsters:	1317

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Blame The Parents Minecraft Server

Blame, blame game, childhood trauma, coping mechanisms, emotional baggage, Failure, family dynamics, generational patterns, mental health, Minecraft, overcoming obstacles, parental influence, parents, personal responsibility, self compassion, self esteem, self growth, self reflection, self worth, self-acceptance, self-blame, self-doubt, Server, societal pressure

Are you tired of blaming yourself for being a failure? Well, join our Minecraft server and blame your parents instead! Our server is filled with wacky challenges and crazy adventures that will make you forget all about your insecurities. Plus, rumor has it that if you defeat the final boss, you’ll finally earn your parents’ approval. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s blame it all on mom and dad together!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	7
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Battle Standards Raised:	15
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	4	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Crops Grown:	5724

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

The Congo War Memory Hole Minecraft SMP

African death, Atrocity, bloody warfare, Conflict, Congo, congo war, Forgotten, Genocide, History, Hole, HUMAN RIGHTS, indifference, international community, long tail tag, Memory, memory hole, Minecraft, neglect, Remembrance, slav death, smp, Suffering, Tragedy, violence, War, War Crimes

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where chaos reigns supreme and the only rule is to have a good time! Join us for a wild ride filled with more drama than a soap opera and more twists and turns than a rollercoaster.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there were 500,000 slavs who met their demise in the most epic battle ever seen in Minecraft history. But fear not, because they were quickly replaced by 5,000,000 Africans who brought their own unique flair to the server. And let’s not forget the 10,000,000 players who were mysteriously replaced during a 30-year long bloody warfare. Who knows what kind of crazy shenanigans they got up to before their untimely demise?

So come on down to our server and see what all the fuss is about. Who knows, you might just become the next legend in our ever-growing saga of madness and mayhem. Just remember, anything goes on our Minecraft SMP, so buckle up and get ready for the ride of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	9	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Towns Built:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GoofyCraft – Where Confusion is Key

ambiguous, bullying, Communication, Conflict Resolution, confusion, emotional intelligence, Expectations, family dynamics, Frustration, generational gap, GoofyCraft, husband and wife, key, Marriage, mind reading, misinterpretation, misunderstanding, parenting, Parenting styles, rough patch, sibling rivalry, teenage behavior, Tension

Are you tired of real-life drama and misunderstandings? Join our Minecraft server for a wild and wacky time!

On our server, you can build your own virtual world where no one can misinterpret your actions. No more awkward conversations or disgusted faces – just pure fun and creativity!

Join us and escape the chaos of real life. Who needs mind-reading when you can just build a giant castle instead? Plus, we have a special “Goofy” theme where you can act as silly as you want without any judgment.

So come on over and leave the drama behind. Our server is the perfect place to let loose and have a laugh. Who knew Minecraft could be the key to a stress-free life?

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	13	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	15	Zombie Dances:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	22	Falling into the Void:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.