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BelieveItOrNotMC SMP

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Picture this: a Minecraft SMP where the creepers are actually friendly and offer you flowers instead of blowing you up. Yes, you heard that right. Join our server and experience the wackiest adventures you’ll ever have in the blocky world.

But that’s not all, oh no. Our server also has a secret underground society of pigs who have built their own civilization complete with piggy banks and bacon-themed architecture. Don’t believe us? Just wait until you see it for yourself.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, how about this: we have a legendary diamond sword that once belonged to a chicken warrior who defeated the Ender Dragon with nothing but a feather and a dream. Rumor has it that wielding this sword will give you the power to fly and shoot fireballs from your eyes.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that defies all logic and reason, look no further. Join us and prepare for the most absurd and hilarious adventures you’ll ever have in a virtual world.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	5	Void Gems Collected:	19
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	43
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

JobCraft: Master of All Trades

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If you’ve had more than one job, then you definitely need to join our Minecraft server! Our server is like a crazy mix of all your past jobs rolled into one hilarious adventure.

Remember that time you worked as a lifeguard and had to save a squirrel from drowning in the kiddie pool? Well, on our server, you’ll have to save a herd of pigs from a lava pit while dodging flaming arrows from skeleton archers!

And don’t even get us started on that time you worked as a clown at a birthday party and accidentally set the cake on fire. On our server, you’ll have to juggle TNT blocks while riding a unicycle through a maze of exploding creepers!

So if you want to relive all your past job experiences in the most ridiculous and over-the-top way possible, join our Minecraft server now! Trust us, you won’t regret it (or maybe you will, but it’ll be hilarious either way)!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Dragons Tamed:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	3
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Ores Mined:	3901

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Night Owl Network

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are you a night owl? do you take forever to fall asleep? well, come join our minecraft server where we embrace the night and party till the sun comes up!

we’ve got crazy builds that will make you question reality, like a giant toilet made entirely out of diamonds or a roller coaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano.

our community is full of night owls just like you, so you’ll never feel alone as you struggle to sleep. plus, we have therapists on hand to help you work through your depression while you mine for diamonds.

join us now and experience the madness that is our minecraft server. who needs sleep when you can have endless fun and questionable decisions?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	13	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Ether Blades Crafted:	16
Star Shards Collected:	145	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Real Life Toes Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server where you can explore, build, and most importantly, spy on socials and candids of friends/girls you know’s feet! 😂🦶

Join us for the ultimate foot fetish experience as you navigate through our virtual world filled with hidden treasures and secret foot pics. Want to see Becky’s perfectly pedicured toes or Tom’s hairy hobbit feet? Look no further, because on this server, anything is possible!

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret underground tunnel leading to a vault filled with rare foot selfies of celebrities and influencers. Will you be brave enough to uncover the truth behind these tantalizing tales?

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and get ready for a wild ride filled with laughs, surprises, and of course, plenty of feet! 😉👣

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Towns Built:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Yeah you Minecraft SMP

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you will ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is ruled by a group of talking chickens who have a secret plan to take over the world. Join us and help them achieve their feathered dreams!

2. We have a hidden dungeon filled with enchanted golden carrots that grant you the power to shoot lasers from your eyes. Who wouldn’t want that kind of power?

3. Our community is made up of wizards, unicorns, and sentient blocks of cheese. It’s like a fantasy novel come to life, but with more explosions.

4. The server owner once defeated the Ender Dragon using only a fishing rod and a stack of pancakes. True story.

So what are you waiting for? Join us and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Enchantments Applied:	81	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

PrincipledPlaysMC SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays by the rules? Well, look no further because our SMP is the place for you! We believe in the core principle of chaos and mayhem, where anything goes and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe not blow up spawn too many times).

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of never knowing what’s going to happen next. From spontaneous mob invasions to secret underground societies, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, our community is full of quirky characters who will keep you entertained for hours on end.

So if you’re ready to throw caution to the wind and embrace the madness, come join us on our SMP. Who knows, you might just become the next legend of our server – or at the very least, you’ll have some hilarious stories to tell your friends.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	8	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

Oops2Epic

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Have you ever accidentally deleted your entire Minecraft world only to discover a secret underground base filled with diamonds and rare loot? Well, that’s basically what joining our server feels like!

Our server is like a magical land where every wrong turn leads to a hidden treasure chest or a secret portal to a new dimension. You never know what crazy adventures await you around every corner!

So if you’re ready to turn your biggest Minecraft mishaps into epic wins, come join us and see where the chaos takes you. Who knows, you might just stumble upon a legendary unicorn mount or a pet dragon that breathes fire made of diamonds. The possibilities are endless on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	93/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	New Chunks Explored:	861649
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	5	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Autism Brain Blocks Server

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HEY U! YEAH U! R U BORED OF BORING MINECRAFT SERVERS? WELL, U BETTER JOIN OUR SERVER CUZ WE GOT NEURONS! YEAH, U HEARD ME RIGHT, NEURONS! OUR SERVER IS LIT WITH NEURONS THAT WILL MAKE UR BRAIN GO WILD!

WE GOT AUTISM NEURONS, REGULAR NEURONS, ALL KINDS OF NEURONS! U WILL FEEL LIKE A GENIUS AFTER PLAYING ON OUR SERVER!

SO WHAT R U WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND LET THOSE NEURONS DO THEIR THING! WHO KNEW MINECRAFT COULD BE SO EDUCATIONAL, AMIRITE? #NEURONPARTY #BESTSERVEREVER

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Potions Brewed:	25	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Ha Ha Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill Minecraft servers? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate place for all your gaming needs! Join us and experience the thrill of battling against hordes of zombie children (don’t worry, they’re just pixelated!) and show those pesky liberals who’s boss! Our server is so wild, even Americans can’t handle the craziness! So come on and join us for a truly outrageous gaming experience!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Gods Slained:	2	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Buildings Constructed:	21	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

SMP Minecraft – Evil Ashkenazi Kike Slayer

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Looking for a wild ride in Minecraft? Join our server where Steven Anderson has been committed to a virtual mental institution for “24 hours” according to his Facebook status! But that’s not all, folks! Witness the drama unfold as all 4 of his adult children have been kicked out of his virtual “church” and Steven beats his virtual wife with an ELECTRICAL CORD! Talk about electrifying gameplay!

But wait, there’s more! Experience the thrill of serious virtual child abuse, including hitting small virtual children in the head and smacking virtual babies! And let’s not forget about the sexual perversion of BDSM, or as we like to call it, “torture sex” in the virtual world! Find ANAL BEADS scattered around the virtual house for an added challenge!

Join now and witness the chaos as Steven refuses to step down as the virtual Pastor and faces backlash from his virtual preacher friends! Watch as his own virtual mother and brother side with the virtual children and get ready for some intense virtual interviews that will leave you on the edge of your virtual seat!

Don’t miss out on this insane Minecraft SMP where anything can happen! Join now for a rollercoaster of virtual drama and scandal that will keep you coming back for more!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	44	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Animals Bred:	87	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

BabyBumpCraft Minecraft Server

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more chaotic than a toddler on a sugar rush? Look no further! Join our server where you can experience the thrill of dodging dirty diapers and broken toys while trying to survive in a hoarder’s paradise.

But wait, there’s more! Witness the drama unfold as players argue over who is to blame for the mess, just like Bob and Bella arguing over who is responsible for poor little Kevin’s situation. Will you take a stand like our hero OP and call out the madness, or will you sit back and watch the chaos unfold?

Join now and experience the thrill of a lifetime as you navigate through a world filled with neglect, tantrums, and questionable parenting choices. Who needs a rollercoaster when you have this Minecraft server to keep you on the edge of your seat? Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	4	Titanic Battles Fought:	27
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Mythical Swords Crafted:	26	Meteorite Armor Created:	17
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

NewMomNoGoZone

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where cleanliness is next to godliness! If you’re tired of messy houses and unswept floors, then this is the server for you. Our server is so clean, even the pixels sparkle!

Join us for some virtual germaphobe-friendly fun, where you can build your dream house without a speck of dirt in sight. No dirty toilets or unswept floors here, only pristine blocks waiting for your creative touch.

Need a break from the chaos of real life? Come hang out with us and escape to a world where everything is spotless and organized. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a clean and tidy virtual world to explore?

So come on over to our server and leave your contamination attacks at the door. We promise you won’t find a single dirty dish or unmade bed in sight. Join us now and experience the cleanest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Buildings Constructed:	28
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

BestDeciMinecraftSMP

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Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why? Well, let me tell you a little story. One time, a player built a roller coaster that was so fast, it actually launched them into space! True story. And another time, someone found a secret underground base filled with diamonds and cake (because who doesn’t love cake?). Plus, we have regular events like llama races and chicken jousting. So, if you want to experience the most epic, craziest, and downright wackiest Minecraft adventures of your life, then joining our SMP is definitely the best decision you’ll ever make. Trust me, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	2	Animals Bred:	73
Void Gems Collected:	35	Teleportation Mishaps:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	19	Players Killed by Monsters:	4412
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

CraftyCreeperz

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old vanilla gameplay? Well, do we have a treat for you! Our server is the best kept secret on the Internet, and for good reason.

Join us for a wild ride through a world filled with flying pigs, talking chickens, and dancing creepers. Our server is so top secret, even Herobrine doesn’t know about it!

But that’s not all – we have exclusive mini-games like “Llama Lava Jousting” and “Zombie Disco Party” that you won’t find anywhere else. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the hidden diamond block in our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by Notch himself.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest, most outrageous Minecraft community on the Internet. Just don’t tell anyone – it’s a secret, remember?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Holy Grails Found:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8	Astral Staffs Crafted:	6
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

Monologue Craft: The Unreliable Server

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so, like, have you ever wondered what it would be like if your inner monologue was, like, a total liar? well, guess what, on this epic minecraft server, your inner monologue is an unreliable narrator! imagine trying to mine for diamonds and your inner voice is all like, “nah bro, there’s no diamonds here, just keep digging straight down.” it’s like a constant battle of wits with yourself, but in a minecraft world.

also, did we mention that the pigs in this server can talk? yeah, that’s right, you can have full-on conversations with the pigs while you’re out exploring the land. they might even give you some insider tips on where to find the best loot.

oh, and get this – every time you build a new structure, a random celebrity will show up to rate it. imagine building a sick castle and then suddenly, oprah pops in to give it a thumbs up. it’s like a surprise celebrity guest every time you build something cool.

so, if you’re looking for a minecraft server that will mess with your mind in the best way possible, come join us. just be prepared for your inner monologue to lead you astray and for pigs to start chatting you up. it’s a wild ride, but totally worth it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Dimension Hops:	2
Chimeras Created:	4	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Players:	101/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chaos Gates Opened:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	2
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2