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RussianRaiders Minecraft Server

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So, like, imagine this Minecraft server where, like, more than 1,800 Russians just, like, entered Poland without any visas, man! It was, like, totally crazy! The Polish foreign minister was just, like, “dude, we lost control, man!” But, like, it was all good because they all just wanted to join our server, you know? They were, like, “we need to build in this epic world, bro!” So, like, if you want to join a server that even the Russian visa system couldn’t handle, then come join us! It’s gonna be a wild ride, man!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Soul Contracts Signed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

NukeCraftPeacePrize

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yo yo yo come join this cray cray minecraft server where japanese atomic bomb survivors have won the nobel peace prize and are now ruling the land with their epic building skills and mad survival tactics. we got explosions galore and radiation power-ups that will make your head spin. join us for a blast (pun intended) and see if you can survive in this wacky world where anything goes. come on, what are you waiting for? let’s get this party started!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Villages Defended:	17	Living Shadows Defeated:	5
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	38	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Mines Excavated:	2965	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Blocky References Only

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so like, picture this: you’re chillin’ in this minecraft server, right? and suddenly, someone drops a reference that makes you go “i understood that reference.” and you’re like, “wow, i’m so smart and cool for getting that.” but then there’s some other peeps who are like, “wut? i don’t get it.” and you can be all smug and superior, like, “haha, you don’t get it, loser.”

join this server for the ultimate test of your pop culture knowledge. be the one who gets all the references and impress your friends. or be the one who’s constantly confused and left in the dust. either way, it’s a wild ride full of laughs and confusion. so come on, join us and see if you can keep up with the references. or be forever lost in a sea of confusion. your choice, dude.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Epic Quests Completed:	30	Potions Brewed:	83
Zombie Dances:	0	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Misinformation Masters: Kid Fact-Checkers

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So, like, u should totally join this amazin’ Minecraft server cuz we got all the craziest misinformation for u to learn from! We want u to be the best fact-checker out there, so we gonna throw all kinds of wacky stuff at u to see if u can figure out what’s true and what’s not. Plus, we got oversight, so u won’t be totally lost in the sea of lies. Come join us and become the ultimate truth-seeker in the Minecraft world!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	8
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Pirate Ships Raided:	1

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Eagle`s Creative+ – Create worlds on Minecraft server

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Eagle`s Creative is a server on which players create new worlds every day, in which they show their imagination in the construction of maps, as well as in world coding.

CREATE YOUR WORLD!

There are 5 worlds available to you, and you can even customize your new world before creating it. Choose the type of world (flat, normal, empty) and environment (normal, hellish, ender). And after creating the world, you can change it:

World nameWorld descriptionWorld iconShort world IDGame rules of the world

RULE YOUR WORLD!

Your world is your imagination, in which you are the creator. Maybe you want to give the rights to your friend so he can build with you, which is why we invented things like:

Managing players in the world Player spawn point in the world Access for players to visit the world Time and weather in the world

EXPERIENCE COMMUNITY WORLDS!

To take a break from building your own world, you can taste and visit worlds from other talented players! In our recommendations we have chosen the best worlds, but you won’t limit yourself to recommendations, because you can:

Sort worlds by category (RPG, Strategy, Adventure) Sort worlds by reputation, number of players and newness Search worlds by their name or ID

MAKE A WHOLE GAME OUT OF THE WORLD!

We not only have construction, but also coding, which is quite easy to learn! By placing a couple of coding blocks, you have already created the issuance of items when you click on the block, or a greeting when the player enters. And if you also learn about variables, lists (arrays) and dictionaries, then you will create something special!

50 player events when the player does something in the world…70 actions on the player to do something on the player..30 player conditions to check before acting..And that’s not all!

RESPONSIVE ADMINISTRATION!

Regular server updates and constant communication between the administration and the community allow you to enjoy the game. You can always ask a question to the project staff or ask for help in the game.

Maybe it’s time to connect to our server? Become the one who not only survives on some piece of land, but the one who creates and improves it.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Divine Scrolls Written:	7	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Ores Mined:	6868
Dark Rituals Completed:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

New Underwear Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server where even the balls feel crazy! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and their balls started feeling so crazy that they couldn’t stop laughing. The laughter was contagious, spreading throughout the server and turning every player into a giggling mess. It was chaos, but oh so much fun! So if you want your balls to feel crazy too, come join us on this wild adventure. Who knows what other wacky shenanigans await you on our server!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Good Morning Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of being a lonely miner in the vast world of Minecraft? Do you find yourself constantly surrounded by mobs and noobs with no one to share your diamonds with? Well, fear not, because our SMP is here to save you from eternal loneliness!

Join our server and you’ll never have to worry about being forever alone again. Our community is filled with the most epic gamers who are always down for a good time. We have weekly events like “Twerk for Diamonds” and “Build Battle Royale” that will have you laughing so hard you’ll forget about those pesky creepers trying to blow up your base.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Whore Village, where you can trade your emeralds for some…um…special services. And trust us, once you’ve experienced the wonders of Whore Village, you’ll never want to leave.

So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and say goodbye to forever alone!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Crystal Caves Mapped:	9
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	409
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Crops Grown:	4509	Dragon Eggs Found:	2153

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Dad’s Dumb Rule Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the craziness of real life and dive into a world of blocky adventures!

Join us for a server experience like no other, where you can build to your heart’s content and explore endless possibilities. But wait, there’s more – we have a special feature that allows you to tame wild wolves and ride them into battle against creepers and zombies!

Need a break from all the mining and crafting? Take a stroll through our virtual petting zoo, where you can cuddle with adorable pixelated animals and even ride a giant chicken around the server!

And if you’re looking for a challenge, try our exclusive “Dad Boss Battle” where you must defeat a giant dad who tries to take food out of your hand before dinner time. It’s a hilarious showdown that will leave you rolling on the floor laughing.

So come join us on our server, where the only rule is to have fun and let your imagination run wild! Who needs real life drama when you can have all this craziness in Minecraft?

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	92/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Astral Projections Made:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	2	Immortal Anvils Forged:	7

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild

BlockPartyNudesGoneWild, Boundaries, Boyfriend, Communication, discomfort, emotional well being, Girlfriend, Group Chats, Insecurity, naked women, overreacting, personal space, photos, privacy, relationship, Respect, Self Respect, setting boundaries, Trust, trust issues, Videos

Are you tired of dealing with boyfriends who are more interested in looking at naked women than spending time with you? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server where all players are required to wear full armor at all times to avoid any distractions. No more worrying about your significant other being bombarded with inappropriate content, because on our server, the only thing popping up on their screen will be creepers trying to blow them up! Trust us, this is the safest place for your relationship to thrive while you mine for diamonds and build epic structures together. Say goodbye to naked women and hello to pixelated pigs!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	19
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Royal Courts Attended:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Crafty20XX

#sustainability, Advancements, Communication, convenience, Crafty20XX, Development, Economy, education, efficiency, Entertainment, Environment, Globalization, Healthcare, innovation, internet, progress, quality of life, research, social media, Technology, Transportation

Imagine a Minecraft server where the pigs fly, the creepers dance, and the diamonds rain from the sky! This server is so lit, even Herobrine himself can’t resist joining in on the fun.

Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret chest filled with enchanted golden apples. Legend has it that whoever eats one of those golden apples gains the power to build a castle in a single night!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest mob of them all – the elusive Rainbow Sheep. These majestic creatures roam the land spreading joy and color wherever they go. And if you manage to tame one, they will grant you three wishes!

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and experience a world where the possibilities are as endless as the blocks you can mine. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
New Chunks Explored:	231981	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	16	Players Killed by Monsters:	5293

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

BlockyBash: Protect the Pixels!

advocacy, Alarming, Awareness, BlockyBash, Boys, child abuse, education, empowerment, gender equality, Girls, HUMAN RIGHTS, intervention, Justice, mental health, pixels, Prevention, Protect, Protection, Reporting, sexual violence, Support, Trauma, UNICEF

LOL, ok so like, this server is like the craziest place ever, you gotta join cuz it’s like a party in your computer! we got unicorns flying around and dragons breathing fire, it’s lit af. and like, if you don’t join, you’ll miss out on all the fun and adventure, like seriously, you’ll be so bored without us. plus, we have a secret underground club where all the cool kids hang out, it’s like the hottest spot in town. so come on, don’t be a square, join our server and let’s have a blast together!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	52
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Fruit Salad with Beets

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come join our epic minecraft server where the beets are the rulers and the fruit salad is the ultimate power. you think you know minecraft? think again, because on our server, everything is upside down and inside out.

we have flying pigs that shoot lasers from their eyes and unicorns that poop out diamonds. the grass is made of cotton candy and the trees sing you lullabies as you chop them down for wood.

our players are all secretly wizards who can turn into dragons and breathe fire on their enemies. you think you’re tough? try fighting a giant chicken that shoots lightning bolts from its beak.

join us now and experience the craziest, most ridiculous minecraft server you’ve ever seen. trust us, you won’t regret it. just watch out for the killer tomatoes.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimension Hops:	14	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Epic Bosses Defeated:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BlockyVaxCraft: Stay Alive & Craft On!

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come join our minecraft server, where the only risk is dying from laughter! our server is so lit, even covid-19 is scared to come near us. we got vaccinated mobs roaming around, making sure everyone stays healthy and happy.

if you don’t join our server, you might as well be signing up for a heart attack, stroke, or even death! our players are so protected, they could survive a zombie apocalypse without breaking a sweat.

so what are you waiting for? join our server now and experience the ultimate protection against covid-19 and boring gameplay. trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re a zombie, then you might).

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Meteorites Collected:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	11

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

SlopCraft Minecraft Server

A, Analysis, Anime, Characters, criticism, Disappointment, discussion, Entertainment, fanbase, FANTASY, GENERIC, isekai, Minecraft, opinion, Overrated, Plot, Popular, review, series, Server, SLOP, SlopCraft, world-building

Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place where the adventures are as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further, because our server is like being transported to a whole new world – literally!

Join us and embark on a journey that will make isekai anime look like a walk in the park. Our server is so immersive, you’ll feel like you’ve been transported to a whole new dimension every time you log on.

From fighting off hordes of zombie pigmen to building your own castle in the sky, the possibilities are endless on our server. And who knows, you might even stumble upon a hidden portal that leads to a secret realm filled with diamond-studded llamas and talking chickens.

So why settle for the same old Minecraft experience when you can join us and experience the ultimate adventure? Trust us, once you’ve been on our server, you’ll never want to leave. Just be careful not to get too lost in the world, or you might end up like Steve from episode 3 of that isekai anime – trapped in a world where the only way out is to mine your way to freedom.

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Void Armor Forged:	10
Chimeras Created:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	28	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

5 more hours until weekend starts in Poland Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of waiting for the weekend to start in Poland? Well, join our Minecraft SMP and time will fly by faster than a pig riding a minecart! Our server is so addicting, you won’t even notice when the weekend finally arrives. Plus, we have a secret potion that gives you unlimited energy so you can play for days without sleep. Join now and say goodbye to boring weekends in Poland!

Updated October 12, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	39	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	259	Dragon Eggs Found:	5694
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	43

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	New Chunks Explored:	139374
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dragon Eggs Found:	9603
Villages Defended:	18	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Farms Harvested:	864
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11