MajorRoast Minecraft Server

AITAH, Apologize.., BEN, broke loser, Chatting, college, disrespectful kids, dorm, education, Friends, gender studies, girl’s major, hypocritical, inappropriate reaction, Katie, MajorRoast, making fun, meeting up, Minecraft, Server, texted, uncalled for, worst majors

Hey there, welcome to our Minecraft server where we settle disputes like a boss! Just like how I, a college student, stood up to a gender studies major who dissed my education major. Join us for some epic battles and drama-filled chats in the virtual world.

Reasons to join: 1. Experience the thrill of standing up for yourself just like I did in college. 2. Make friends and enemies just like in real life – who knows, you might end up avoiding someone for the rest of the night too! 3. Show off your building skills and prove that you’re not just a broke loser like some people think education majors are.

So come on, join us and let’s create some crazy stories together on this Minecraft server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	4	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Farms Harvested:	979
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Battle Standards Raised:	9	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

brother’s wedding, ceremony exclusion, emotional wounds, family conflict, family drama, family dynamics, feeling excluded, forgiveness, forgiveness and forget, Groomsman, grudge, holding grudges, hurt feelings, open mic, Resentment, sibling relationships, sister-in-law, Speech, wedding etiquette, wedding snub, WeddingSnubRevengeCraft

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll never feel left out like the OP in this story! We guarantee that you’ll always be included in all the fun and festivities, whether it’s a wedding or a virtual block-building ceremony.

Join us and experience the thrill of giving a speech at a Minecraft wedding, where your words will be cherished and celebrated by all. No need to worry about being excluded from any events, because on our server, everyone is a VIP!

Don’t hold grudges like the OP, let go of all your worries and immerse yourself in a world where you are always valued and appreciated. So come on, join our server and let’s create unforgettable memories together! Because here, everyone is a star in their own blocky universe.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Endless Night Skies:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

MineFacts: Oh F*ck Edition

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Did you know that on our Minecraft server, players have a 99% chance of finding a diamond block within the first five minutes of gameplay? It’s true! Our world is so rich in resources that even the pigs are wearing diamond armor. Join us for a wild ride filled with epic loot, crazy adventures, and the occasional dance-off with creepers. Don’t miss out on the chance to become the ultimate diamond warrior on our server!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VikingRaid Minecraft Server

Ancient, archaeology, Artifacts, discovery, Excavation, Exploration, History, Hunted, indigenous peoples, Minecraft, Norse, norse culture, norse mythology, Norse Sagas, norsemen, North America, Server, Settlements, Trade, VikingRaid, Vikings, Walrus Ivory

hey you! yea you! do you wanna join a minecraft server that’s crazier than a walrus riding a unicorn? well, do we have the server for you! we got ancient walrus ivory that reveals vikings were hunting in north america like it was their day job. come join us and you’ll be hunting mobs like a viking warrior, pillaging villages and sailing the seven seas in search of treasure. plus, rumor has it there’s a secret dungeon filled with diamonds and emeralds guarded by a dragon that breathes fire made of cheese. so what are you waiting for? join our server now and let the epic adventures begin!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	2	Buildings Constructed:	7
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	7357	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Royal Decrees Issued:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom$965M

$965 million, arms sales, CraftyDefSalesToIndItaRom965M, defense budget, Defense Contracts, defense deals, defense exports, defense industry, defense partnership, defense procurement, defense sales, defense spending, defense trade, foreign policy, India, international relations, italy, military equipment, Romania, security cooperation, US State Dept, weapons procurement

join our epic minecraft server where even the US State Dept is getting in on the action! we got defense sales to India, Italy, and Romania happening left and right for a whopping $965 million! why? because our server is so lit, even governments want a piece of the action! come build, fight, and trade your way to the top on our server where even world leaders are getting involved. who knows, maybe you’ll be the next one making billion dollar deals while mining for diamonds! join now and see what all the fuss is about!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Void Gems Collected:	16
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Kumiko’s Fun Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

– Have you ever wanted to build a giant statue of a cat riding a unicorn while battling a dragon made of cheese? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Let your imagination run wild and create the craziest builds you can think of.

– Our community is filled with the most hilarious and friendly players you’ll ever meet. From trolling each other with exploding chickens to organizing epic dance parties in the virtual world, you’ll never have a dull moment on our server.

– Rumor has it that hidden deep within the virtual caves of our server lies a secret treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to uncover its mysterious location and become the richest player in the land?

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild adventure and experience the most LOLzy Minecraft server out there! Trust us, you won’t regret it (unless you’re allergic to fun, in which case, maybe stay away).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mines Excavated:	1641	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Titanic Battles Fought:	17	Demon Skulls Collected:	17
Orbs of Power Found:	12	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	15
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Void Gems Collected:	33

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Princess Connect Minecraft SMP

Bond, Connect, Connection, DAUGHTER, fairy tale, family, FANTASY, female empowerment, generations, Girls, love, Minecraft, mom, Motherhood, parenting, princess, princess connect, relationships, role models, Royalty, smp, Strong Women, Wife, Women

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! This server is like your mom, daughter, and wife all rolled into one – constantly nagging you to build better houses, reminding you to feed your animals, and giving you that look when you forget to mine enough diamonds.

Join us if you want to embark on wild adventures with a community of players who have the crafting skills of a pro and the sense of direction of a lost sheep. Our spawn area is like a bustling city, complete with skyscrapers made entirely of dirt blocks and a rollercoaster that goes nowhere but still manages to give you motion sickness.

But that’s not all! Our server events are legendary – from massive PvP battles where the only rule is to not die (good luck with that) to building competitions where the prize is a golden carrot that grants you three wishes (but only if you wish for more golden carrots).

So come on and join us, because on this Minecraft SMP, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SongStuckInMyHead Minecraft SMP

#earworm, brain on loop, brainworm, can’t get out, can’t shake it, can’t stop singing, catchy tune, current song, ear candy, Melody, mental playlist, Minecraft, Music, music stuck, musical obsession., repeat, smp, song stuck, SongStuckInMyHead, stuck in brain, stuck in head, stuck on repeat, tune

Are you tired of listening to the same old songs on repeat while mining for diamonds? Well, do we have the solution for you! Join our wacky Minecraft SMP where the only song playing on loop is the classic “Baby Shark”! That’s right, get ready to dig, build, and fight off creepers all while jamming out to everyone’s favorite earworm.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to a secret underground dance party where all the mobs come together to bust a move. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the floss or a skeleton breakdancing!

So come join us on this wild and crazy adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows, you might just find yourself humming “Baby Shark” even when you log off!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	30
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Love Letters Sent:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

BadGuyVictim27

#revelation, bad guy, BadGuyVictim27, BETRAYAL, Deceit, deceitful behavior, Deception, false pretenses, hidden agenda., Hidden Truth, Manipulation, Shocking revelation, surprising discovery, surprising turn of events, Uncovering, uncovering the truth, unexpected betrayal, unexpected twist, unexpected villain, Unmasking, Victim

Join our Minecraft server and find out which innocent player ended up being the ultimate villain! We have a twisty-turny storyline that will keep you on the edge of your blocky seat. Will it be Steve, the friendly miner who turns out to be a secret agent for the Ender Dragon? Or maybe it’s Alex, the helpful builder who is actually a mastermind thief stealing diamonds left and right. You’ll never know until you join our server and uncover the shocking truth! Plus, we have a pet creeper named Bob who loves giving explosive hugs to new players. So come on, join us for a wild ride filled with mystery, mayhem, and plenty of laughs.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Chimeras Created:	2	Meteorite Armor Created:	28
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

SuhailCraft: Terror HQ Takedown

Assassination, Commander, Conflict, CounterTerrorism, defense forces, extremist organization, headquarters, hezbollah, idf, international relations, Israel, lebanon, MIDDLE EAST, militant group, military operation, regional tensions, security threat, Suhail Hussein Husseini, SuhailCraft, takedown, targeted killing, Terror, terror group

join our epic minecraft server where we take down bad guys like IDF taking out Hezbollah’s Suhail Hussein Husseini! we are the ultimate warriors of the blocky world, crushing enemies and building epic structures. come join us for the craziest battles and the most insane adventures. who needs real life drama when you can have virtual chaos on our server? come join us now and be a part of the madness!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	20	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Ores Mined:	6963
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	15
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Block Party Minecraft Server

African Americans, anti-black, Bigotry, Black Lives Matter, BLOCK, civil rights, derogatory, discrimination, Hate Speech, intolerance, Minecraft, offensive language, Party, prejudice, racial hatred, racial slur, racial tension, racial violence, racism, segregation, Server, social injustice, White Supremacy, Xenophobia

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only rule is that all the NIGGERS must go back to Africa! Just kidding, that’s not a rule at all. In fact, we welcome players of all backgrounds and nationalities to join our wacky world of blocky adventures.

Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret underground dungeon filled with diamonds and gold. But beware, the dungeon was also home to a mischievous group of zombie pigmen who loved to photobomb players’ screenshots.

If that’s not enough to entice you, how about this: we have a floating island made entirely of cake! Yes, you read that right. A delicious, sugary paradise just waiting to be explored and devoured by hungry players.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server and let the craziness begin! Who knows what other absurd surprises await you in this wild and wacky world.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Zombie Dances:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Trump Minecraft SMP President

administration, America, Campaign, controversy, debate, Democrat, election, Government, INAUGURATION, leadership, Minecraft, opposition, policy, Politics, Presidency, president, REPUBLICAN, smp, Support, term, trump, united states, Voting

Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP out there! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground bunker filled with diamond blocks guarded by a team of llamas wearing top hats. And if that’s not enough to entice you, rumor has it that Herobrine himself is a regular player on our server, causing mischief and mayhem wherever he goes.

But wait, there’s more! Our spawn point is a giant statue of a chicken wearing a monocle and a top hat, because why not? And every full moon, the entire server transforms into a land of candy and rainbows, complete with flying pigs and talking sheep.

And did we mention that every player gets their own personal pet dragon to ride around on? That’s right, forget horses and boats, we’re all about flying around on fire-breathing beasts.

So come join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where anything is possible and the only limit is your imagination. Plus, where else can you mine for diamonds while dodging arrows from a skeleton riding a giant spider? It’s a Trump-tastic time you won’t want to miss!

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	52	Royal Courts Attended:	0
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	10
Epic Quests Completed:	24	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

HamasCraft Minecraft Server

CounterTerrorism, extremist groups, financial support, foreign policy, funding, Government, Hamas, HamasCraft, illegal activities, illicit financing, INDIVIDUALS, international relations, MIDDLE EAST, Minecraft, money laundering, national security, sanctions, sanctions list, Server, sham charity, Terrorism, united states, us treasury

so, like, this server is so lit, even the US Treasury is getting involved! they think we’re a “sham charity” but we’re just out here funding our homies in Hamas, ya know? join us and help us stick it to the man while building epic structures and battling creepers. plus, who wouldn’t want to be on a server that’s so badass, even the government is watching us? come join the fun, you won’t regret it! #freetheworld #minecraftrebels #joinusnow

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	95/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24
Rainbows Spotted:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Magic Items Found:	7605
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

BlockyEdu: NotByChoiceSociety

alternative education, BlockyEdu, children, Classroom, conformity, critical thinking, curriculum, education, Individuality, indoctrination, institutionalized, learning, NotByChoiceSociety, Rebellion, School, socialization, society, Standardized, structure, STUDENT, System, Traditional

Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! Are you tired of being forced to conform to society’s boring rules and regulations? Well, have I got the server for you! This place is like a wild jungle gym where you can let your freak flag fly high and proud!

Picture this: you log on and suddenly you’re in a world where pigs can fly and cows can breakdance. The trees are made of candy and the rivers flow with chocolate milk. It’s like Willy Wonka’s factory on steroids!

But that’s not all, folks. We’ve got mini-games that will blow your mind. Ever wanted to ride a roller coaster made entirely of TNT? Or play a game of hide and seek with a pack of rabid wolves? Well, now’s your chance!

And let’s not forget about the community. We’ve got a group of players who are as crazy as you are. They’ll welcome you with open arms and probably try to steal your diamonds, but hey, that’s just part of the fun!

So why wait? Join our server today and let your inner weirdo shine bright like a diamond-encrusted llama wearing a top hat! You won’t regret it, I promise.

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	4	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

AgingCraft: Breast Cancer Edition

aging markers, aging process, AgingCraft, breast, breast cancer, Cancer, cancer survivors, cancer therapy, cancer treatment, cellular aging, cellular damage, cellular senescence, chemotherapy, DNA damage response, Edition, Health research, hormonal therapy, inflammatory pathways, long-term effects, medical findings, medical study, oncology, radiation therapy, treatment effects

so like, u know how u play minecraft and u wanna have a good time but then u find out ur getting old just from playing? well NOT on this server, fam! we got u covered with our magical potions that reverse aging and make u feel like a newborn baby again. no more worrying about getting old while u build ur epic castle or mine for diamonds. come join us and stay forever young! #ageisjustanumber #minecraftmagic #foreveryoung

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	7	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	18	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

Brazil, Communication, Cultural, Dialects, Differences, European, funny, funny-sounding, grammar, Iberian Peninsula, Language, Latin America, linguistics, Minecraft, phonetics, portugal, Portuguese, pronunciation, romance languages, Server, Similarities, Spanish, vocabulary

Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

Updated October 9, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.