Explore epic realms, conquer challenges, and dominate in SkyPvP, Mineopoly, BedWars, BoxPvP, Lifesteal, and more at LumeMC
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Crafty Crooks: Would Femanons Report? LOL
BREAK IN, burglar, Community, Crafty, crime, Crooks, Ethics, fear, Femanons, home security, Honesty, Justice, law enforcement, lol, morality, personal safety, Police, Protection, Report, reporting crime, RESPONSIBILITY, Safety, Trust
Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft!Join us if you want to embark on epic quests to find the legendary diamond sword of derpiness, battle against zombie chickens that shoot lasers from their eyes, and build a house made entirely out of rainbow-colored cheese blocks.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the infamous Femanons, a group of mysterious players who may or may not be burglars in real life. Will you report them to the virtual authorities or team up with them to pull off heists in the virtual world? The choice is yours!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and prepare for the craziest, most unpredictable Minecraft adventure of your life!
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Crafty Yanks
America, American dream, athletes, best team, Champions, Competition, Crafty, dominant force, national pride, pride, red white and blue, sports, stars and stripes, success, teamwork, top performers, triumph, Unbeatable, Usa, Victory, WINNERS, Yanks
Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone plays it safe and builds the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us and become part of Team America, the most epic team in all of Minecraft history! We dominate the virtual world with our insane building skills and unbeatable PvP tactics.But that’s not all! Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a secret society of llama-riding aliens who are plotting to take over the Minecraft universe. Join us and help fight off the alien invasion while riding llamas into battle and wielding diamond swords made from meteorite ore.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and become a part of the craziest, most action-packed Minecraft experience you’ll ever have! Plus, we have free virtual tacos every Tuesday. Because why not?
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Crafty Fap Adventures – Minecraft Server
adult content, Adventures, arousal, Crafty, desire, dirty talk, Discord, FANTASY, Fap, fappy talky, fetishes, jerk off, kink, Lust, Minecraft, Naughty, NSFW, Pleasure, Release, Roleplay, satisfaction, Server, sexual talk, steaming body, tabooAre you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where all you do is build and mine? Well, look no further than /dft/ – Discord Fappy Talky! Join us for a wild ride where you can post about your weirdest fetishes, chat with fellow players about all things naughty, and even have a little…alone time.In our Steaming Body edition, you can show off your hottest skins and strut your stuff in front of all your new friends. And who knows, you might even find a special someone to join you in your virtual escapades. So what are you waiting for? Come join us on /dft/ and let the fun begin!
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Blocky Hospital LOLz
Actor, biden, blocky, crime, Diversity, diversity inclusion, Entertainment, fox news, general hospital, Hollywood, Hospital, inclusion, investigation, Johnny Wactor, lolz, Los Angeles, murder, News, society, star, television, Tragedy, Weimerica
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as diverse as Biden’s America? Look no further! Our server is enriched by Diversity & Inclusion, just like Johnny Wactor in Weimerica. Join us and experience the thrill of building alongside great human beings like Johnny’s mother. Who knows, you might even find yourself in a Fox News headline one day! Join now for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.
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BloodCraft: Where we spill pixels better than WCW! LOL
action-packed, athletes, Blood, blood spots, Bloodcraft, Championship, Competition, dramatic, Entertainment, flame spots, INTENSE, lol, Performance, pixels, professional wrestling, Ring, Rivalry, showmanship, Spill, Sports Entertainment, Spots, WCW, wrestling, wwe
Looking for a Minecraft server that knows how to bring the heat? Look no further than our server! We do blood spots better than WCW and flame spots better than WWE! Our PvP battles are so intense, you’ll feel like you’re in the ring with Stone Cold Steve Austin himself. Join us for some epic battles and hilarious moments that will have you laughing until you cry. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on all the craziness that goes down on our server!
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CraftyVR – Blocky Banter Zone
Assetto Corsa, banter, blocky, CraftyVR, Dirt Rally 2 club, EU Assetto Corsa, EU Contractors, EU Pavlov, fallout 4, Game recommendations, Game Resources, Headset Selection, Idol Event, mahjong tournament, maid cafe, Meido Edition, Minecraft, NA Pavlov, NA Walkabout Minigolf, Race War, Real Suffering, SEA Breachers, virtual reality, VRC Screenshots, VRChat Events, vtol vr, Zone
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we take virtual reality to a whole new level! Our “Virtual Reality, Real Suffering” Meido Edition Headset Selection will have you feeling like you’re actually in the game – and trust us, the suffering is real (but in a fun way, we promise).Join us for our Maid Cafe event on June 1st, where you can role-play as a cute maid serving up virtual treats to your fellow players. Or how about our upcoming Race War in early/mid June, where you can battle it out on the virtual racetrack for glory and bragging rights?
And don’t even get us started on our VRChat events – from mahjong tournaments to idol events, we’ve got something for everyone. Plus, with regularly hosted multiplayer games like NA Pavlov and EU Assetto Corsa, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
So grab your Meido Edition headset, jump into our Minecraft world, and get ready for some outrageous fun and unforgettable experiences. See you in the virtual realm!
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PLAPless Peasant Minecraft Server – Where Not Buying PLAP is a Crime! Join Now!
Are you tired of being a noob on other servers? Well, look no further because our server is the place to be if you want to level up your Minecraft skills and become a true legend in the game!Join our server and you’ll be greeted by a magical unicorn that will guide you through the land of rainbows and diamonds. We have flying pigs that drop enchanted golden carrots and dancing villagers that will trade you rare items for free!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary PLAP (Potato Lover’s Association Party) where players gather to celebrate the almighty potato and its powers of infinite hunger satisfaction. If you didn’t buy PLAP, then you’re missing out on all the potato-tastic fun!
So come join us and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t be a noob, be a legend on our server!
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TurtleSMP
Auctions, bets, Community, Friends, iTurtle23, Jobs, protection stones, Random TP, smp, Survival, TurtleSMP, twitch, VIP Ranks
The best SMP survival to have fun with your friends join now.
We have the SurvivalSMP mode, a mode with Jobs, Protection Stones, Random TP, Bets, Auctions, VIP Ranks and best of all we are a close-knit community.
Twitch: iTurtle23
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HeartburnCraft: Where we hope you don’t lose your soul in the fiery depths of our economy-driven world!
Active, Active Economy, anti-grief, Auctions, Block logging, Community, dedicated machine., dedicated server, Depths, Discord, dont, Economy, economydriven, fiery, Friendly, hard difficulty, HeartburnCraft, Hope, Inventory rollback, Land claiming, large world, Leveling system, LOSE, Marriage plugin, multiplayer, no automatic farms, No Resets, Pets, Player Shops, Player Warps, rules, smp, Soul, statistics, Survival, world
Server Name HearthCraft Server Type No-griefing economy SMP Server Start Date October 2018 Server IP play.hearthcraft.net Website https://www.hearthcraft.net Discord https://discord.hearthcraft.net Overview
HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store that has been providing the best experiences since October of 2018. The server features a variety of plugins and a dedicated server for an optimal gameplay experience. The server prides itself on its active community and fair gameplay.
Features
- No server resets
- No pay-to-win paid perks
- Resource worlds that reset monthly
- Live map available at https://map.hearthcraft.net
- Zero tolerance for hate speech
- Pet system, land claiming, marriage plugin
- Active economy system with player shops, auctions, and more
- Leaderboards with various categories
- Runs on dedicated hardware in Virginia
- Uses Purpur for server optimization
- Block logging and inventory rollback
- Difficulty set to Hard
FAQ
Q: Can I grief on the server?
A: No, the server has a zero-tolerance policy for any form of griefing.
Q: Are there pay-to-win features on the server?
A: No, HearthCraft does not have any pay-to-win paid perks.
Q: Is the server hardware dedicated?
A: Yes, the server runs on a dedicated Ryzen 5 5800X machine in Virginia.
Q: How can I join the server?
A: You can join the server with the IP play.hearthcraft.net
Q: Are there any automatic farm limitations on the server?
A: No, there are no automatic farm limitations such as mob stackers or entity cullers.
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PushyButtonCraft
action, Button, Caution, Choice, consequences, Curiosity, decision, Dilemma, impulse, Mystery, outcome, PRESSURE, push, PushyButtonCraft, reaction, Risk, temptation, uncertainty, Warning
magical portal will open up and transport you to a Minecraft server where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers give out free hugs! Join us for the chance to ride on the back of a dragon, build a house out of rainbow blocks, and battle a giant chicken boss for epic loot. Don’t miss out on the opportunity to become the ultimate Minecraft master in a world where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding TNT traps)! So what are you waiting for? Push that button and let the wacky adventures begin!
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Snopes-Approved KinoCraft: Where Facts and Fun Collide!
Accuracy, collide, Debunked, facts, factually sound, film, Fun, INFORMATION, Investigate, Journalism, Kino, KinoCraft, media literacy, Movie, Myths, Reliable, research, snopes approved, SnopesApproved, trustworthy, Truth, Urban Legends, verify
Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Look no further, because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds! Join us for the most epic adventures you’ll ever experience in the blocky world of Minecraft.Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret. Rumor has it that our server is actually run by a group of highly intelligent chickens who have mastered the art of building pixelated castles with their beaks. Yes, you heard that right. Chickens building castles. If that’s not a reason to join, I don’t know what is!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the world. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny? The choice is yours.
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on the wildest, most ridiculous adventures you’ll ever experience in Minecraft. Trust us, it’s going to be a clucking good time!
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Zombie Barbie’s Revenge
Barbies, bewildering, bizarre circumstances, confusion, conundrum, Disappearance, disbelief, eerie, Enigma, Happened, her.., investigation, missing person, Mystery, perplexing, perplexity, Revenge, shock, strange occurrences, unanswered questions, unsolved, what the fuck, zombie
Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the creepers are more fashionable than the players and the cows have a secret underground disco party every night.Join us if you want to witness the epic battle between a chicken riding a pig and a skeleton riding a spider.
Explore our vast world where the trees are made of candy canes and the rivers flow with hot chocolate.
But be warned, the villagers are known for their wild dance parties that last until sunrise. You might even catch the elusive Ender Dragon doing the Macarena.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and see for yourself what the fuck happened to her!
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Minecraft Academia: Where You Can Be a Hero (or Villain)
#my hero academia, Academia, army of niggers, big titted, Bitch, Choice, cuck, deku, dick, fat assed, fucked, Hero, long trail tags, Minecraft, tags, Thirsty, Villain, Watching
Are you tired of being a deku-level cuck in Minecraft? Join our server and leave that loser mentality behind! Our server is so wild and crazy that even deku himself would choose to watch an army of niggers take down a big titted, fat assed bitch over playing on any other server. Don’t be a deku, join us and experience the most insane Minecraft adventures you’ve ever imagined!
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Crafty C*nt Interviews
advice, anxiety, cnt, Confidence, Crafty, Help, Interview Tips, interviews, job interview advice, job interview anxiety, job interview confidence, job interview help, job interview nerves, job interview preparation, job interview stress, job interview techniques, job interview tips, job interviews, Job Search, Nervous, panic attack, Preparation, stress
Are you tired of boring job interviews in your mundane life? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, job interviews are a whole new level of crazy! Picture this: you walk into the interview room and instead of a boring old HR manager, you are greeted by a talking chicken wearing a suit. And instead of answering typical interview questions, you have to battle a horde of zombie pigmen to prove your worth. Trust us, once you survive this insane job interview, you’ll be ready for anything life throws at you! Join our server now for a job interview experience like no other. Good luck, bros!
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Crafty Creepers Club
#file size, #longtime friend, #nude videos, #throwaway discord, #video conversion, Anonymity, bonus points, club, Crafty, CREEPERS, Disclosure, friendship, Lazy, mad, Masturbation, middle school, Missed, privacy, red, sharing, storytelling, Thread, webm
Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as scandalous as it is fun? Look no further than our server, where we believe in sharing that which shouldn’t be shared!Join us for a wild ride filled with secrets, mysteries, and maybe even a few scandalous stories. Our community is like no other, with friendships that have lasted since middle school (just like the picture related).
And if you’re feeling adventurous, send us a throwaway discord to see some exclusive content that will leave you speechless. From nude videos to wild antics, we’ve got it all. Don’t miss out on the fun – join our server today and let the madness begin!