| Players: | 93/700 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 33 | Mythical Relics Collected: | 18 |
| Animals Bred: | 62 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
| Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 |
| Storm Giants Negotiated With: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!
But wait, there’s more! We also host the Halloween Jam where you can scare your friends with spooky builds and haunted houses. And if that’s not enough, we have a whole arsenal of AGDG resources to help you become the ultimate Minecraft master.
So why join our server? Because we have it all – excitement, competition, and a community of players who are just as insane as you are. Don’t miss out on the fun, join us now and let the madness begin!
| Players: | 100/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Dragon Scales Harvested: | 476 |
| Mythical Swords Crafted: | 85 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 8 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1726 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 1 |
| Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 7 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
| Magic Items Found: | 5442 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.
In our upcoming Lost Records expansion, you can experience the astonishing supernatural power of being gay just like Alex Chen in True Colors. But beware, this power will lead to moments of great joy, violent anger, world-altering sadness, and irrepressible fear – all in the world of Minecraft!
So why join our Minecraft SMP? Because where else can you experience such outrageous powers and insane stories while building and surviving in a blocky world? Join us now and get ready for a wild ride through the Pacific Northwest town of Arcadia Bay – Minecraft style!
| Players: | 96/800 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| World-Altering Spells Cast: | 0 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 7 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 2 |
| Void Armor Forged: | 30 | Endless Mazes Solved: | 4 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 1 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 12 |
| Farms Harvested: | 551 | Arcane Towers Raised: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
On our server, you can build your dream house without any unwanted house guests. No more complaints about noise or lack of privacy – just pure, uninterrupted gameplay. Plus, our community is full of supportive players who understand the struggle of living with family members who overstay their welcome.
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to the real-life drama. Build, explore, and relax in a world where you can truly be yourself. And who knows, maybe you’ll even find a new virtual family who won’t complain about your high sex drive!
| Players: | 92/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 8 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 14 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 2 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 1 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 150 | Void Gems Collected: | 14 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 1 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 2 |
| Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 7 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
| Players: | 92/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 4 | Runes Activated: | 3 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 25 |
| Astral Amulets Crafted: | 27 | Battle Standards Raised: | 8 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 6 | Bizarre Potions Brewed: | 9 |
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 213 | Astral Projections Made: | 0 |
Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.
| Players: | 108/300 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: | 3 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 |
| Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 15 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 |
| Crystal Palaces Visited: | 1 | Battle Standards Raised: | 11 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 20 | Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 8 |
| Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 | Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.
| Players: | 97/900 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 6 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 10 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 3 |
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Invisible Pathways Walked: | 2 |
| Starry Nights Enjoyed: | 13 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 85 |
Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.
we got THREE PrDA1 genes to play with, u can mix and match dem like a mad scientist and create the ultimate peony farm 🧪🌺
imagine having seeds so big u need a wheelbarrow to carry dem all 😂🤣
come join us and be the envy of all ur minecraft friends with ur insane seed yield and epic tree peony farm 🌳💎
who needs diamonds when u got giant peony seeds, amirite? 😜✨
| Players: | 109/600 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Dragonkin Hatched: | 5 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 8 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 0 | Zombie Dances: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 2 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 7 |
| Chaos Gates Opened: | 2 | Dimension Hops: | 5 |
| Treasure Maps Found: | 3 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 3 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.
Join our server for a chance to ride on a flying pig while battling against an army of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before!
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Bob, a mysterious figure who roams the land in search of players to challenge to a dance-off. Will you be able to out-dance Blocky Bob and earn his respect?
So what are you waiting for? Join our server today for a wild and wacky Minecraft experience that will leave you laughing until your sides hurt. And remember, never trust what your brain tells you after 10pm – especially when it comes to choosing a Minecraft server!
| Players: | 108/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 2 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Astral Projections Made: | 2 |
| Villages Defended: | 5 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 7 |
| Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 9 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
But wait, there’s more! Our server is so insane that even the Internet Archive’s wayback machine can’t keep up with all the madness. We’re constantly breaking the boundaries of reality and logic, so if you want to join a server where anything goes and chaos reigns supreme, then look no further.
So come on down and join us for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared to have your mind blown and your sanity questioned at every turn. See you on the other side, YO!
| Players: | 94/200 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 6 | Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 20 |
| Eerie Music Discs Played: | 3 | Holy Grails Found: | 2 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 126 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
| Sentient Weapons Trained: | 3 | Phantom Ships Sailed: | 1 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 10 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 7 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!
Our server is perfect for restless leg syndrome sufferers who just can’t handle the restriction of pajamas. We understand the struggle of trying to sleep in clothes and we support your decision to sleep in the nude.
Join us and meet like-minded players who also prefer to sleep in their birthday suits. Build friendships, explore the virtual world, and never worry about someone forcing you to wear clothes while you sleep.
Don’t let anyone dictate how you sleep, join our server and sleep naked with pride!
| Players: | 100/1000 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 669 | Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 5 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 98 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Players Killed by Monsters: | 1731 | Volcanoes Explored: | 1 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 1 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 14 |
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 49 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.
But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground village where villagers ride pigs like they’re rodeo champions. You won’t find that kind of entertainment anywhere else!
So why wait? Join our server today and say goodbye to worrying and hello to wacky adventures!
| Players: | 99/200 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Crops Grown: | 1550 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 3 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 2 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 3 | Whispering Caves Entered: | 6 |
| Blood Moons Survived: | 3 | Legendary Heroes Trained: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 15 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 7237 |
Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.
This server is like Hogwarts on steroids, with potions that make you fart rainbows and broomsticks that double as jetpacks. 🌈🚀
Join us for epic wizard battles where you can turn your enemies into chickens or summon a herd of exploding sheep. 🐔💥
And don’t worry about your kid learning dark magic, because our professors are all certified unicorns who only teach the most wholesome spells, like how to make a sandwich with a flick of your wand. 🥪✨
So come on down to our magical Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few angry dragons). 🐉🔥
Just make sure to pack your kid’s bags with plenty of pixie dust and a sense of humor, because things are about to get seriously silly up in here. 😜🧚♂️
| Players: | 98/800 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Crowns Worn: | 3 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 |
| Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 2 | Evil Twin Fights: | 1 |
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 5 | Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 |
| Unseen Monsters Slain: | 1 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 6 |
| Backwards Speech Heard: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.
| Feature | Description |
|---|---|
| Focus | Heavy emphasis on movecraft, city building, custom progression, and crafting |
| Treasure Hunts | Participate in treasure hunts and fishing contests |
| Siege Capture Points | Earn passive income by capturing siege points |
You can join the server by connecting to the IP: play.corsairemc.com
Yes, you can visit the official website at: https://www.corsairemc.com/
If you’re interested in joining a clan, you can add Blackular:3503
You can view the live map by visiting: https://map.corsairemc.com/#world;flat;-77824,64,-18432;0
Yes, you can join the Discord server at: https://discord.gg/EHWgVY63
You can refer to the server’s Wiki for detailed information: https://www.corsairemc.com/wiki
| Players: | 98/1000 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 | Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 12 | Towns Built: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 3 |
| Phantom Ships Sailed: | 4 | Wyrmholes Dug: | 7 |
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Titanic Battles Fought: | 19 |
Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.
Join us for the ultimate adrenaline rush as you navigate through treacherous dungeons filled with killer bunnies and lava-spewing llamas. But watch out, because the trees are alive and they’re out for revenge!
If you’re feeling brave, take on our epic boss battles where you’ll face off against a giant chicken with laser eyes or a pack of zombie villagers riding on giant spiders. And don’t forget to bring your dancing shoes because our disco parties are legendary!
So what are you waiting for? Join our server and experience the craziest, most chaotic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember, when in doubt, RUN BUSSY, RUN!!!
| Players: | 93/100 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 2 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 3 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 2 |
| Infinity Stones Found: | 2 | Towns Built: | 7 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 15 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 | Dragons Tamed: | 4 |
Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.
Our server, lovingly dubbed “The Land of Lulz,” is a place where anything goes. Want to build a giant statue of a cheeseburger? Go for it. Feel like starting a cult dedicated to worshipping chickens? Why not? The only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion).
But that’s not all – we have a thriving community of players who are always up for a good laugh. From epic pranks to ridiculous challenges, there’s never a dull moment on our server. And who knows, you might even run into some familiar faces from the darkest corners of the internet (yes, we’re looking at you, /pol/).
So why wait? Join us on The Land of Lulz today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be prepared for the unexpected – because on our server, anything can happen.
| Players: | 100/200 | Uptime: | 100% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 | Mythical Swords Crafted: | 41 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 6 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 4 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Runes Activated: | 4 | Vanishing Items Found: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.