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| Players: | 96/700 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Wilderness Tamed: | 15 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 |
| Gods Slained: | 1 | Infinity Gauntlets Forged: | 0 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 2 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
| Mystery Villagers Spotted: | 4 | Glorious Feasts Held: | 17 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 6 | Infinity Stones Found: | 5 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.
Join us and leave all your worries behind. Our virtual world is the perfect escape from the chaos of everyday life. Plus, rumor has it that our virtual soup is way tastier than the real thing – no more arguments over what’s for dinner!
So come on, join us and leave the real world drama at the door. Your phone won’t be blamed for any of your problems here – in fact, it might even help you build some epic structures! Don’t let the guilt get to you, just grab your virtual pickaxe and start mining away. See you in the game!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 14 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 1 |
| Celestial Blades Sharpened: | 5 | Eclipse Rings Activated: | 4 |
| Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Ores Mined: | 6492 | Hedge Mazes Navigated: | 4 |
| Fairy Circles Danced In: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.
| Players: | 101/300 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 | Cursed Villages Purged: | 1 |
| Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 1 | Epic Weapons Forged: | 3 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 14 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 7 |
| Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 | Meteorites Collected: | 1 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 2 | Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!
Picture this: you’re building a castle when suddenly a group of creepers start chasing you, but instead of exploding, they start reciting famous movie lines like “I’ll be back” and “You can’t handle the truth!” It’s like a cinematic experience right in your own virtual world.
But that’s not all! Our server has epic quests inspired by classic films, like retrieving the Holy Grail from a dungeon guarded by killer rabbits or rescuing a princess from a tower guarded by a fire-breathing dragon (who may or may not have a Scottish accent).
So if you’re ready to level up your Minecraft experience and have a laugh along the way, join our server and get ready for a blockbuster adventure like no other!
| Players: | 110/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 | Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 1 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 76 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!
join us for epic quests like finding the legendary golden potato or battling the evil chicken army. we even have a secret underground disco where u can boogie down with ur blocky friends.
oh, and did i mention the admin is a talking llama who grants wishes? yea, u heard me right. this server is so crazy, even herobrine is like “whoa, that’s wild”.
so what r u waiting for? come join us on the most insane, hilarious, and downright bonkers minecraft server u’ve ever seen. trust me, u won’t regret it.
p.s. we have free cake. like, a lot of cake. so much cake u won’t even know what to do with it all.
| Players: | 99/900 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Farms Harvested: | 207 | Werewolf Howls Heard: | 2 |
| Lost Artifacts Recovered: | 4 | Celestial Gardens Planted: | 4 |
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 2 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 4 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 2 | Rune Stones Activated: | 4 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
we got pigs flyin, creepers twerkin, and villagers breakdancin like theres no tomorrow. plus, our community is so welcoming that even if u cant get ur block on, u’ll still feel right at home.
join now and see for urself why our server is the talk of the town. who needs to quantify incidence and prevalence when u can just have a blast playin minecraft with us? come on in, the water’s fine!
| Players: | 107/600 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 3 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 |
| Heroic Legacies Created: | 7 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 9 |
| Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 |
| Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 166 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: | 70 | Corrupted Chunks Fixed: | 2 |
Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.
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We are looking forward to new players and every week we hold Contests and Events. We have made a really high-quality server for a comfortable game.
✅On our server you will find new friends, you will be able to test yourself in the PVP arena and as an Administrator. Trade with players at the auction, get resources in the Auto-Mine, or put malicious violators in prison.
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✅ High-quality server, No lags, Cheap donations.
| Players: | 101/500 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 8 | Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 3 |
| Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 3 | Alien Abductions: | 0 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 2 | Crystal Palaces Visited: | 2 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 8 | Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: | 3 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 44 | Zombie Dances: | 3 |
Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.
Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of skeleton warriors dressed in corpse paint and spiked leather armor come charging at you, blasting Mayhem and Emperor from their boomboxes. But don’t worry, they’re here to help you conquer the land and spread the dark glory of Black Metal across the server.
Our server is filled with insane quests and challenges that will test your skills and make you question your sanity. From battling giant spiders that spit fire to building your own sacrificial altar to summon demons, there’s never a dull moment on our server.
And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary Black Metal Band of Skeletons, who will serenade you with their bone-chilling music and grant you powerful buffs to help you on your journey.
So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your inner Black Metal warrior in the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Just remember to bring your darkest eyeliner and your most brutal battle cry – because things are about to get metal AF.
| Players: | 99/500 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Legendary Heroes Trained: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 4 |
| Runes Activated: | 6 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
| Animals Bred: | 169 | Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 49 |
| Vanishing Items Found: | 5 | Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 16 |
| Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 13 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.
Join us for epic adventures where you’ll battle giant chickens, ride on flying pigs, and build castles made entirely out of diamond blocks. Our server is so wild, even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the chaos.
But beware, our community is so hilarious, you might just laugh yourself into a coma. So grab your pickaxe and join us for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 | Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 |
| Love Letters Sent: | 13 | Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 1 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 5 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 10 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 3 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 7 |
| Elemental Crystals Collected: | 32 | Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
On our server, you can create your own world where you never have to babysit anyone unless you want to (looking at you, virtual pets). Say goodbye to the pressure of family expectations and hello to a stress-free gaming experience.
Join now and let your creativity run wild in a world where boundaries are respected and drama is left at the door. Who needs real-life family drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s build some virtual boundaries, one block at a time!
| Players: | 108/500 | Uptime: | 98% |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Potions Brewed: | 55 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Rainbows Spotted: | 2 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
| Divine Spears Created: | 10 | Animals Bred: | 58 |
| Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 13 | Powerful Allies Recruited: | 5 |
| Inescapable Mazes Solved: | 4 | Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 1 |
Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.
Explore our virtual world and experience the thrill of waking up to a vibrating watch that prevents bed-wetting (seriously, it’s a game-changer). And don’t worry about responsibilities like having kids or buying a house, because here, the only responsibility you’ll have is to get high and have a good time.
Join us now and let’s see if you can survive the craziness of our server – just remember, always drink responsibly (or not, we won’t judge)!
| Players: | 98/900 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 5 |
| Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 7 | Star Shards Collected: | 296 |
| Forbidden Relics Collected: | 5 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 6 |
| Gryphons Tamed: | 4 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.
Join us if you want to experience the thrill of navigating through a world where lava flows like waterfalls and creepers are trained to do your bidding. Our community is filled with players who have green flags like building giant statues of themselves out of gold blocks and red flags like starting wars over who has the best pet pig.
But that’s not all! We have secret underground societies plotting to overthrow the server admins, treasure hunts that lead to hidden dungeons filled with loot, and even a rumor that Herobrine himself makes an appearance every full moon.
So if you’re ready to embrace the madness and have a wild time, come join us on our Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen!
| Players: | 107/900 | Uptime: | 97% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 | Secret Guilds Joined: | 2 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 39 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 3 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 0 |
| Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 4 |
Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.
| Players: | 98/700 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Vanishing Items Found: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Arcane Secrets Unlocked: | 22 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
| Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 | Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 3 |
| Volcanoes Explored: | 1 | Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 24 |
| Ender Dragon Reincarnations: | 3 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 11 |
Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.
| Players: | 103/700 | Uptime: | 95% |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 2 | Forgotten Legends Remembered: | 3 |
| Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 |
| Corrupted Trees Chopped: | 1 | Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 6 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 2885 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.
| Players: | 97/100 | Uptime: | 99% |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Scepters Activated: | 7 | Hidden Passages Discovered: | 7 |
| Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 1 |
| Meteorites Collected: | 1 | Godly Talismans Bestowed: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 |
| Glitched Entities Encountered: | 1 | Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: | 4 |
Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.
WE GOT A STUDY THAT SHOWS IF YOU JOIN, YOUR CLIMATE SENSITIVITY WILL BE SO FAST AND SLOW, LIKE 8C PER CO2 DOUBLING IN THE LAST 485 MILLION YEARS!
IMAGINE BUILDING A MINECRAFT HOUSE WHILE A T-REX AND A SPACESHIP FIGHT OUTSIDE!
SO COME ON, WHAT ARE YOU WAITING FOR? JOIN NOW AND EXPERIENCE THE CRAZIEST MINECRAFT SERVER IN THE UNIVERSE!
| Players: | 96/400 | Uptime: | 96% |
| Rating: | 5.0 / 5 | ||
| Epic Quests Completed: | 13 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 15 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Love Letters Sent: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 3 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 41 |
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 4 | Ender Pearl Glitches: | 4 |
| Eldritch Abominations Befriended: | 0 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.
