LostPhoneLootWars | New Minecraft Servers 2025

BoomCraft: US Freeze Fails!

BOOMCRAFT, Cambodian efforts, Cambodian landmine clearance, conflict zones, demining operations, explosive remnants of war, Fails, FOREIGN AID, FREEZE, funding freeze disrupts, Humanitarian Aid, international assistance, landmines, mine action, peacebuilding efforts, security threats, Southeast Asia, unexploded ordnance, US aid, US funding freeze, UXO removal, Vietnam War bombs, war legacy

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Players:	103/500	Votes:	3454
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	58
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

lol imagine a world where landmines and bombs from the Vietnam War are just scattered all over the place like confetti at a party. well, that’s basically what this Minecraft server is like! join us for some explosive fun as we navigate through a world filled with danger and excitement.

watch out for those sneaky landmines that could blow you sky high, or maybe stumble upon a hidden stash of Vietnam War bombs just waiting to be detonated. it’s like a real-life action movie, but in block form!

plus, with the US funding freeze causing chaos in Cambodia, you never know what kind of crazy adventures you’ll encounter. maybe you’ll stumble upon a secret government bunker filled with treasure, or maybe you’ll have to navigate through a minefield to reach the next level.

join us on this wild ride and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where danger lurks around every corner. who needs boring old regular Minecraft when you can have this explosive experience instead?

CozyCraft Land 1.20.5

1.20.5, chair, comfort, comfort level, comparison, Couch, Cozy, CozyCraft, CUSHION, ergonomic, Fabric, Furniture, Home decor, interior design, Land, living room, lounging, recliner, Relaxation, seating, Sofa, Style, Support

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Players:	97/800	Votes:	6109
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Secret Passages Found:	8	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	41	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Join our Minecraft server and find out which block is comfier to sit on! We’ve conducted extensive research and can confirm that our server has the comfiest blocks in all of Minecraft!

But wait, there’s more! Not only do we have the comfiest blocks, but we also have the most stylish pigs you’ve ever seen. They wear top hats and monocles and will make you question why you ever settled for regular pigs in Minecraft.

And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, we also have a secret underground disco party that only the coolest players can access. Dance the night away with creepers and skeletons as your backup dancers.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server now and experience the comfiest blocks, the most stylish pigs, and the wildest disco party you’ve ever seen!

TipsyCraft

alcohol consumption, communication breakdown, communication in marriage, concern for safety, confronting loved ones, confronting spouse, defensive behavior, driving under the influence, drunk driving, expressing concern, healthy boundaries, marital conflict, misunderstanding, red flag, relationship challenges, relationship dynamics, spouse’s behavior, tipsy driving, TipsyCraft, trust in relationships, trust issues

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	4463
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Forbidden Relics Collected:	1	Farms Harvested:	960
Mythical Quests Completed:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Dragons Tamed:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Zombie Dances:	5	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as my wife after a few drinks? Look no further! Join our server for a tipsy good time like no other.

Our server is so crazy, even your wife will accuse you of attacking her when you confront red flags in the game. But don’t worry, it’s all in good fun!

Join now for a chance to test your skills in a world where misspeaking can lead to epic battles and where having fun with friends might just get you in trouble with the virtual law. Don’t miss out on the drama and excitement – join our server today!

FreakyMC SMP: Embrace Your Inner Weirdo

BIZARRE, different, eccentric, Embrace, everyone, Freak, Freaky, FreakyMC, Individuality, kinks, LEVEL, odd, out of the ordinary, peculiar, peculiarities, Personality, QUIRKS, smp, strange, Unconventional, Unique, UNUSUAL, weird, Weirdo

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3385
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	76	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	30
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Divine Spears Created:	15

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building dirt houses and tending to their crops like a bunch of basic b*tches? Well, have I got the server for you!

Join our epic Minecraft SMP where things get freaky in all the best ways. We’re talking about building giant statues of Nicolas Cage, having llama races through lava pits, and hosting dance parties with creepers as the DJs.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of cow worshippers, a rollercoaster that goes through a Nether portal, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a lifetime supply of diamond blocks.

So if you’re ready to embrace your inner freak and join a community of like-minded weirdos, then come on down to our server and let the madness begin! Just remember, only the freakiest of the freaks need apply.

VanishingDesires

consensual, desire, disappear, disappearing, dream, Earth, FANTASY, Forbidden, Intimacy, longing, Lust, Mysterious, Mystery, Passion, secret, sex, temptation, ultimate fantasy, vanish, vanish off the face of the earth, VanishingDesires

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	375
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	32	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	17	Enchantments Applied:	238

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can build, explore, and have a blast with your friends! But wait, there’s a twist – if you could have sex with anyone you wanted to (completely consensual, of course), but after sex they vanish off the face of the earth, who would you pick?

Join our server and find out who your fellow players would choose to disappear into the abyss after a steamy Minecraft rendezvous. Will it be Steve from down the block, or maybe even the Ender Dragon? The possibilities are endless (and slightly concerning).

So come on over and join us for a wild ride filled with questionable decisions and disappearing acts. Who knows, you might just find your perfect disappearing partner in crime.

ZuckLeaksCraft

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Players:	92/700	Votes:	385
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Zombie Dances:	8	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	13
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	6
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	29

so, like, u wanna join this epic minecraft server? well let me tell u, it’s like the wildest ride of ur life, bro. we got pigs that can fly, cows that dance, and creepers that tell jokes. yea, u heard me right, jokes. and the best part? u can ride a chicken into battle against a giant zombie with a mustache. it’s like a circus on steroids, man.

oh, and did i mention we have a secret underground disco party with llamas as the DJs? yea, it’s lit. u gotta see it to believe it. and if u think that’s crazy, wait til u see our underwater city filled with mermaid villagers who trade diamonds for seaweed. it’s like a dream come true, bro.

so, what u waiting for? join us now and let’s conquer this wacky world together. remember, on this server, everything i say leaks, just like Zuckerberg in a leaked meeting audio. but don’t worry, it’s all part of the fun. let’s make some memories that will leave u laughing for days. see u in the game, my fellow adventurer!

Tectonic

{Bedrock IP}, {Java IP}, Community, Crates, Custom Enchants, Discord, In-game & premium ranks, in-game economy, Minigames, new friends, Obtainable spawners, Optimal experience, Parkour, Player Warps, Players, PORT, Shops, Spleef, Tectonic, telepathy, Vanilla, Vein Miner, vote party

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	2025
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	22
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Chimeras Created:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	18	Zombie Dances:	8

Tectonic Minecraft Server Overview:

Features
Vote Party
In-game economy
Crates

Minigames (Spleef, Parkour)
Obtainable spawners

Custom enchants (Vein miner, Telepathy, …)

What are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server right now!

Java IP: Tectonic.lol

Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216

Port: 25565

Discord: https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR

Me and the community hope to see you in-game real soon!

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions:

Question	Answer
How can I join the server?	You can join the server using the Java IP: Tectonic.lol or Bedrock IP: 170.205.25.216 with port 25565.
Are there any special features on the server?	Yes, we offer features like Vote Party, in-game economy, crates, minigames, obtainable spawners, player warps & shops, and custom enchants.
Can I get premium ranks on the server?	Yes, we offer in-game and premium ranks for players.
Is there a Discord server for the community?	Yes, you can join our Discord community at https://discord.gg/yfCyBwPyqR.

Eternal Pixel Realms 1.20.1

1.20.1, ETERNAL, PIXEL, Realms

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	1524
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	27
Phantom Rings Equipped:	19	Emeralds Found:	1684
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Yo, forget about /b/ and come join our Minecraft server where the creepers are actually friendly and give you hugs instead of blowing you up!

We’ve got a secret underground base filled with diamond blocks and free cake for all players, because who needs griefers when you’ve got cake, amirite?

Plus, our PvP arena is like the Hunger Games on steroids – except instead of weapons, you get to battle it out with giant squids and flying pigs. It’s a wild ride, trust me.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is run by a team of super intelligent llamas who are always ready to help you out with anything you need. So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

GirlfriendGateCraft

anger, anger management, Boundaries, Communication, Conflict Resolution, Confrontation, Friend, friendship, Girlfriend, GirlfriendGateCraft, loyalty, nosy friend, nosy-ness, overreacting, personal business, personal space, privacy, Respect, Support, Understanding, Yelling

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	1795
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Players Killed by Monsters:	9576
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	15	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Legendary Scepters Created:	4
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2

Are you tired of nosy friends ruining your relationships? Join our Minecraft server where we promise zero drama and maximum fun!

Imagine a world where you can escape from the Freyas of the world and just focus on building epic structures with your friends. No more interruptions from unwanted questions about your personal life – just pure, unadulterated gaming bliss.

And if anyone dares to try and pry into your business, you can just build a fortress around yourself and tell them to back off! Our server is a safe haven for all gamers who just want to have a good time without any drama.

So come join us and leave the Freyas behind. Build, explore, and conquer in a world where the only thing that matters is having a great time with your fellow gamers. See you in the game – and remember, no drama allowed!

AwkwardCraft: Redstone Romance

awkward, awkward conversations, awkward encounters, awkward moments, awkward situations, AwkwardCraft, Communication, Confessions, EMBARRASSING, funny, Honesty, humor, INTIMATE, oversharing, personal boundaries, Redstone, relationships, romance, SELF AWARENESS, sex, sexual experiences, UNCOMFORTABLE, Vulnerability

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	6853
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Astral Staffs Crafted:	18
Animals Bred:	183	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds? Look no further, because our server is where the real action is at! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy adventures, and maybe even some awkward moments that will leave you questioning your life choices. Trust us, you won’t find a more entertaining server out there. So why wait? Join now and let the chaos begin!

CraftyPandaPvP

China, CraftyPandaPvP, economic measures, economic sanctions, global economy, international trade, protectionism, RETALIATION, Tariffs, trade agreements, trade barriers, trade conflict, trade dispute, trade negotiations, trade policies, trade relations, trade retaliation, trade tensions, trade war, US tariffs, WTO

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	6058
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
Falling into the Void:	2	Farms Harvested:	714
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alien Abductions:	2
Mines Excavated:	4055	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1

So, like, you wanna join this epic Minecraft server, bro? Lemme tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got dragons flying around, creepers doing the cha-cha, and villagers selling enchanted diamond pickaxes for dirt cheap.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even China is taking notes. They’re like, “Yo, we gotta step up our game and counter those US tariffs by playing on this server!” And if that wasn’t enough, they’re threatening to take the whole thing to the WTO. Like, what even is that? World Trade Organization or World Troll Organization? Who knows, man!

So come on, join us and be part of the craziest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience. Who needs politics when you can be building giant pixelated castles and battling evil mobs with your squad? Let’s do this, gamers!

Arctic Carbon Coast Minecraft

Arctic, Arctic coastline, Arctic region, Arctic research., Beaufort Sea, carbon, carbon cycle, carbon emissions, carbon sequestration, climate change, Coast, Coastal processes, environmental impact, Environmental Science, global warming, groundwater, Groundwater flow, marine ecosystems, Minecraft, Ocean, organic carbon, water sources

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Players:	106/500	Votes:	8029
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14
Titan Hearts Harvested:	1	Buildings Constructed:	9
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	6	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

OMG, u gotta join dis cray cray Minecraft server cuz it’s like the Arctic Ocean but on steroids, bro! Our groundwater is like a carbon delivery service straight into the ocean, like whoa! We’re talkin’ 230 tons of organic carbon EVERY DAY, like, can u even imagine?! It’s like a non-stop party for the ocean, man. Come join us and be part of the wildest carbon delivery crew in Minecraft history! #CarbonPartyOceanLife #ArcticOceanOnSteroids #JoinTheCrayCrayFun

Maiden’s Quest 1.20.2

1.20.2, Maidens, Quest

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	823
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	32
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Mythical Swords Crafted:	34	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Phantom Rings Equipped:	5	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2

Join our epic Minecraft server where your maid is actually a secret agent trying to steal your diamonds!

She will challenge you to epic battles and if you win, you get to keep all your precious loot.

But beware, she has a secret army of evil chickens ready to attack at any moment.

Join now for the craziest Minecraft experience of your life!

CarCrashSisNoRide

car cleanliness, car damage, car lending, car loaning, car maintenance, car ownership, car repair costs, car sharing, CarCrashSisNoRide, damaged car, family conflict, family dynamics, family expectations, Family Support, financial boundaries, personal property, refusing to let sister borrow car, RESPONSIBILITY, setting boundaries, sibling relationships

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Players:	103/600	Votes:	6517
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	15	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21
Meteorites Collected:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	888992
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Immortal Potions Brewed:	9
Holy Grails Found:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	0
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	10

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the importance of setting boundaries, especially when it comes to lending out your virtual cars! Join us and never worry about your pixelated vehicles getting scratched or messy interiors ever again.

Our server is perfect for those who value responsibility and accountability, unlike some family members who think borrowing a car means trashing it without consequences. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into letting them drive your Minecraft cars, stand your ground and game on with us!

So come on over and join our server, where you can build, mine, and craft to your heart’s content without the fear of someone wrecking your creations. And remember, family may be important, but so is protecting your virtual property!

MineProtestEU

activism, activism in America, activism in Europe, America, anti-corruption protests, civil disobedience, Corruption, Democracy, Europe, fascism, Global Issues, Government, grassroots movement, HUMAN RIGHTS, INEQUALITY, MineProtestEU, Political unrest, protest, protest culture, resistance movements, social justice

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	8750
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Hoards Looted:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Caves Mapped:	10
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	28	Evil Lairs Raided:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3

Tired of real-life drama? Join our Minecraft server where the only protests you’ll see are from villagers demanding more emeralds! Our server is so peaceful, even the creepers have taken up yoga to relax. Plus, we have a secret underground society of llamas plotting to overthrow the oppressive chicken dictatorship – you won’t want to miss out on that drama! Join now and escape the chaos of the real world for a land of blocky bliss.

Players:	104/800	Votes:	5689
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Unseen Monsters Slain:	4
Royal Courts Attended:	5	Glorious Feasts Held:	11
Elemental Crystals Collected:	39	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	0
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	19
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Void Armor Forged:	14