Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 92/100 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 5.0 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7 Pirate Ships Captured: 1
Phantom Knights Defeated: 6 Titanic Battles Fought: 29
Celestial Events Witnessed: 1 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 10
Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 Star Shards Collected: 78
    Mines Excavated: 4621 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 11
    Secret Passages Found: 5 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 14

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 5 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 5
    Living Shadows Defeated: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 1
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 1 Magical Ponies Rescued: 6
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 8 Haunted Forests Traversed: 6
    Wailing Winds Heard: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 44
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 4 Herobrine Sightings: 3
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 19 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 16
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 2019
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 50 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 12 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Forbidden Doors Opened: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 16 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 347
    Divine Scrolls Written: 15 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Falling into the Void: 1
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 1 Haunted Chests Opened: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health

    QudsCraft – Chief in Good Health
    so, liek, u gotta join dis cray cray minecraft server cuz it’s like, the bomb dot com. we got pigs flyin’ and cows doin’ the macarena. u wanna know why? cuz our server is run by a secret society of llamas who have magical powers. yep, u heard me right. these llamas can make ur wildest minecraft dreams come true. want a diamond pickaxe that never breaks? they gotchu. wanna ride a dragon into battle? they gotchu.

    but wait, there’s more. our server is also home to the legendary Ender Chicken. this beast is half chicken, half enderman, and all trouble. if u can defeat it in battle, u will be granted with the power of unlimited chicken nuggets for life.

    oh, and did i mention our server is located on a floating island in the sky? yeah, it’s pretty epic. u gotta build ur way up to the top and claim ur spot as the ruler of the skies. but beware, there are flying creepers up there too. they explode in glitter and rainbows, but still, watch out.

    so what are u waiting for? join our server now and let the llama magic begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 7
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 7 Enchantments Applied: 111
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 10 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Falling into the Void: 0 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Unicorn Sightings: 0

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Pixel Cam Co.

    Pixel Cam Co.
    so, like, u ever wanted to play on a minecraft server where the pigs can talk and the creepers do the cha-cha? well, u found the right place, my friend! this server is like no other, cuz we got a secret underground society of villagers who are actually aliens in disguise. they trade u emeralds for your soul, but don’t worry, it’s a fair trade.

    oh, and did i mention the cows can fly? yeah, they sprout wings and soar through the sky like majestic beasts. and the diamonds? oh boy, the diamonds are actually cursed and will give u superpowers like x-ray vision and the ability to turn into a block of cheese.

    also, every full moon, a magical portal opens up and takes u to a land filled with candy and unicorns. but beware, the unicorns are actually evil and will try to steal your diamonds.

    so come join us on this wacky, wild, and totally bonkers minecraft server! who knows what crazy adventures await you? maybe u’ll even become best friends with a talking chicken. the possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Cuddly Creatures Pet: 28
    Treasure Maps Found: 10 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 2
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3 Towns Built: 2
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Bio Boosted Tumor GPS

    Bio Boosted Tumor GPS
    join dis epic minecraft server where we got genetically engineered live bacteria dat act as tumor GPS! yea u heard dat right, we got bacteria helpin u fight cancer while u play minecraft!

    imagine da epic battles u can have while ur immune system gettin boosted by dese tiny warriors! u gonna be unstoppable in pvp, takin down enemies left n right with da power of science on ur side!

    so come on, join dis server and be a part of da most insane and revolutionary minecraft experience ever! who knew playin block game could help u fight cancer? only on dis server, baby!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5 Phantom Knights Defeated: 4
    Star Shards Collected: 129 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 1
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 8
    Evil Twin Fights: 1 Ender Pearl Glitches: 2
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Wailing Winds Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP

    Poop Factory Employee Minecraft SMP
    Join our Minecraft SMP and experience the thrill of working at the poop factory! Yes, you heard that right. We have a fully functioning poop factory where you can collect, process, and sell poop for in-game currency. Who knew virtual poop could be so valuable?

    But that’s not all! Our SMP is home to the legendary Chicken Army, led by General Cluckington. Rumor has it that if you can impress General Cluckington with your chicken wrangling skills, he will grant you access to the secret chicken hideout filled with rare loot.

    And if that’s not enticing enough, we also have a secret underground disco party hosted by DJ Creeper. Dance the night away with your fellow players while avoiding explosive surprises from our resident DJ.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the madness for yourself!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 3
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Infinite Doors Opened: 3
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 67 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 66 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCouple Minecraft Server

    CraftyCouple Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we understand the struggles of seating arrangements just like the ones at a wedding! Join us for a wild ride filled with drama and chaos, just like trying to figure out who sits where at a family event.

    On our server, you can experience the thrill of trying to navigate tricky family dynamics and seating dilemmas. Will you be the one to make the tough decisions like asking someone to sit at a separate table, or will you be the one causing the drama by insisting on sitting with your significant other?

    With only 12 max per table, you’ll have to strategize and plan carefully to ensure everyone is happy. And who knows, maybe you’ll even meet a mysterious stranger who will shake things up at your virtual wedding!

    So come join us on our server for a wedding experience like no other. Who needs a plus one when you have a whole community of players to navigate through seating arrangements with? Let the chaos begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Ancient Ruins Explored: 5
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 33 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 8 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 8
    Falling into the Void: 0 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama

    StepFamCraft: No More Religious Drama
    Are you tired of being pressured to join in on religious customs and holidays that just don’t vibe with you? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Join us and escape the drama of family expectations and religious obligations.

    On our server, you can build your own virtual world where you make the rules. No stepfamily members begging you to reconsider your beliefs here – just pure, unadulterated fun. Plus, we have a special Halloween and Christmas event that you won’t want to miss out on (sorry stepmom, your alternative Christmas doesn’t stand a chance against ours).

    So come join us and leave the real world drama behind. Build, explore, and most importantly, be yourself without any pressure to conform to someone else’s beliefs. Let’s make Minecraft great again, one block at a time.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
    Buildings Constructed: 18 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Meteorite Armor Created: 18
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP

    HoleyUndiesNoProb-Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new block of dirt? Well, look no further because our server is where the party’s at! We’ve got more drama than a soap opera and more chaos than a creeper explosion.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community where players with holes in their underwear are celebrated and given special perks. Why throw out those holey undies when you can show them off to the world in all their glory?

    But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground society of chickens who have formed their own government and are plotting to take over the server. Will you join forces with them or stand against their fluffy tyranny?

    So come on down to our server and experience the madness for yourself. Just be prepared for anything and everything because on this server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 99/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Magical Moments Shared: 17 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 5 Crystal Wands Charged: 15
    Dragon Eggs Found: 585 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • YouthfulMinecraftFun

    YouthfulMinecraftFun
    Remember when you could fit your whole fist in your mouth? Well, on our Minecraft server, you can relive those glory days by challenging other players to a “Fist-Full-Of-Food” competition! The winner gets a virtual trophy and bragging rights for life. Join now and show off your jaw-dropping skills!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 5 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Immortal Potions Brewed: 9
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Invisible Pathways Walked: 7
    Wilderness Tamed: 5 Sentient Weapons Trained: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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