Welcome to the most chaotic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the crazy shenanigans that go down on this server.

First off, we have girls losing and getting cucked left and right. It’s like a soap opera meets a reality show meets a Minecraft server. You never know what drama will unfold next!

But that’s not all – we have secret underground bases filled with llamas wearing top hats, flying pigs that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and a giant statue of a potato that grants wishes (but only if you sacrifice a diamond block).

Oh, and did I mention the daily llama races? That’s right, we have llamas racing around a track while players place bets with emeralds. It’s like the Kentucky Derby, but with more fur and spit.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s equal parts ridiculous and entertaining, come join us! Just be prepared for the unexpected – and maybe bring a diamond sword for protection. You never know when a llama might challenge you to a duel.

Updated October 13, 2024

Players: 95/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed: 8 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
Secret Libraries Discovered: 4 Cursed Lands Purified: 9
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 19 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

New Minecraft Servers

  • BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft

    BlockyBodily IntegrityCraft
    JOIN our MINECRAFT server and PROTECT your bodily integrity like never before! Our server is like a fortress for your virtual body, where no one can touch you without your consent. We prioritize YOUR interests over everything else, even your parents’ crazy ideas or religious beliefs. So come on in and build your own castle of bodily autonomy, because on this server, YOU are the boss of your own body!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 94/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 7 Legendary Titles Earned: 1
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 New Chunks Explored: 394268
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 10 Alternate Realities Explored: 1
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 7

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • 💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    💩 [new] 🚽 WASH AWAY UP 😡 BoxPvP №1 😈🗡️ Minecraft server

    IT IS ALLOWED TO HAVE A CROWD FUNERAL FOR FOURS!!

    If I briefly describe the type about uh… BosPVP mode, well, in short, damn, in general, this server is aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay they doing here they are doing aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa but getting in a box like rats locked in a box. in short and di in a4k0 dibil▬▬ι═══════ﺤ [нихрена тыква]

    ❓️ What awaits you in this NISHTYAKOV place?

    Get into the mines, dig up dirt and why don’t you exchange this garbage for Coins, and exchange this bullshit for even cooler stuff from our residents8==> ▄█▀█●

    Galya, 15% of things drop here at the start, prepare your ass for the battle for the mine)

    Your task is to become super cool by changing your initial homeless clothes for something better

    ❓️ What do we have here?

    Exclusive events: Lucky Blocks, Convoys, Bosses Support for clans, so you can have fun with your friends Auction, so you can sell your feces and buy someone else’s even more miserable gear Bosses you can rock out on: Ice, Flame, Nightmare – which one will you choose? Custom items, armor and weapons, so you can feel like a real hero or just a moron Ranks that can be raised by completing quests with the fucking /q command, remember the beggars Daily rewards, because even a fucking idiot needs some kind of incentive

    And this is all shit, come in, you won’t regret it!

    ❗❗❗ A complete degenerate admin is always ready to help, write to ds http://discord.gg/jb22FqCMSEX with gays??

    [пс. если поделиться этим сервером с другом, то завтра друга побреют налысо, типа не шутка]

    Tags…BoxPvP mode; BoxPvP mode; Pvp box; Box PVP; BoxPvP, HomelessPvP; BomjPVP; Server Homeless PvP; boxpvp server

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 108/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Farms Harvested: 910
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Starry Nights Enjoyed: 48
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Karlsson’s Simple Minecraft Pleasure: The Epic Saga Continues… Age 18+

    Welcome to karlssonSMP!✨

    🚀 Season 3 launched on June 20th with Version 1.21.1!

    Since our humble beginnings in late August 2023, karlssonSMP has grown from a small group of friends into a vibrant community of dedicated players. Our goal is simple: to make you feel like you’re playing with friends, whether you’re a casual builder or a hardcore survivalist. Apply here.

    At karlssonSMP our priority is to maintain the essence of the original game by preserving its vanilla aspects. However, we’ve implemented a few quality of life features to ensure a smoother experience for all players.

    ⚔️ Features:

    Feature Description
    Custom Armor Statues Personalize your builds with custom armor stands.
    Mini Blocks & More Mob Heads Adding intricate details to your builds and collecting unique mob heads.
    Anti-Grief Measures Protecting your creations with anti-ghast and anti-enderman features.
    Multiplayer Sleep Avoid waiting out the night alone.
    Shopping District Enjoy community-driven shopping district.
    10k World Border Explore a vast world within a manageable boundary.
    Squaremap The karlssonSMP web map allows users to explore our world directly from their web browser.
    Map Resets Fresh starts every six months to keep things exciting (Season 3 started June 20th!)
    Simple Voice Chat Communicate effortlessly with fellow players using the simple voice chat mod.
    Player Head Drops Turning your PvP victories into trophies with player head drops

    💎 In-Game Cosmetics:

    We offer a variety of cosmetics, both free and premium, to enhance your in-game experience and let you express your unique style.

    🎥 Calling All Content Creators:

    Are you a Minecraft streamer or content creator? We’d love to have you share your adventures with our community! Join us and showcase your creativity on karlssonSMP.

    🚫 Zero Tolerance Policy:

    We are committed to maintaining a safe and fair gaming environment. Our strict rules against stealing, cheating, and griefing ensure that everyone can enjoy their time on karlssonSMP.

    🔒 Server Details:

    Platform: Java Edition on PaperMC
    Location: Europe
    Current Version: 1.21.1

    ⏩ How to Join:

    Joining is simple! Head over to our Discord server, fill out an application, and dive into the fun. Our community is waiting to welcome you!

    For more information and updates, visit our Discord. We can’t wait to see you on karlssonSMP!✨

    Join the Adventure Today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Endless Legions Commanded: 33 Rainbows Spotted: 6
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 15 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Lost Cities Unearthed: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyCraft Minecraft Server

    BlockyCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers where you can’t have any fun? Well, look no further because our server is run by the one and only Mr. X, a mysterious figure who only comes out at night to wreak havoc on unsuspecting players. Join our server if you dare to face the challenge of avoiding Mr. X’s wrath while trying to survive and build your own empire.

    But be warned, Mr. X is a heavy sleeper so you better not wake him up or else you’ll have to deal with his army of zombie minions. And if you’re lucky, you might even catch a glimpse of his pet creeper, Fluffy, who loves to explode in your face when you least expect it.

    Join our server for a wild and unpredictable Minecraft experience like no other. Just remember, ssh! Mr. X is sleeping… for now.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Wyrmholes Dug: 5
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 43 Talking Trees Consulted: 4
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 5 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 17 Zombie Dances: 6
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Legendary Scepters Created: 5

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans

    The Joker’s Minecraft SMP Shenanigans
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us if you want to witness The Joker trying to build a rollercoaster out of TNT, only to have it accidentally set off by a sneaky Enderman.

    Our server is filled with wacky shenanigans and unexpected twists at every turn. From zombie pigmen throwing a surprise birthday party for a creeper to villagers starting a rebellion against the iron golems, you never know what madness will unfold next.

    So if you’re looking for a wild ride filled with laughter, mayhem, and maybe a little bit of insanity, then come join us on this epic Minecraft adventure! Just be prepared to question everything you thought you knew about the game… and maybe even reality itself.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 102/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 10
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 3 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 28
    Horror Stories Survived: 3 Immortal Potions Brewed: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 19 Portal Loops Escaped: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Living Statues Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!

    PunishCraft – No Room for 21F!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we offer a unique experience that will make you appreciate the simple things in life – like not sitting in a county dump for 8 hours a day!

    Join our server and experience the thrill of dodging virtual garbage while building your own empire. Who needs real-life probation when you can have virtual adventures instead?

    We promise not to make you sit among garbage for empathy, but we can’t guarantee that creepers won’t blow up your creations. It’s all part of the fun!

    So come join us for a wild ride filled with laughs, challenges, and maybe even a few unexpected twists. Who knows, you might even find yourself grateful for your own clean, garbage-free home after a day on our server. Let the virtual adventures begin!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 13 Rainbows Spotted: 10
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 3
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1 Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 3
    God-Tier Weapons Forged: 14 Hidden Passages Discovered: 7

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP

    CartoonCraze Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, look no further because our server is like a cartoon come to life! Imagine building your dream base while dodging anvils falling from the sky, just like in your favorite Looney Tunes episode. And don’t even get me started on the mobs – we’ve got creepers that explode into confetti and zombies that break out into a synchronized dance routine when the sun comes up. So if you’re ready for a wacky, wild adventure that’s straight out of a cartoon, join us today!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Chimeras Created: 2
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5 Cursed Villages Purged: 2
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Soul Contracts Signed: 3
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockBusterBlues

    BlockBusterBlues
    Are you tired of mainstream movies bringing you down? Well, come join our Minecraft server and escape the sadness! Our server is so fun and wacky, you’ll forget all about those depressing movies. Plus, rumor has it that if you join, you’ll be blessed with the ability to make any movie a comedy just by watching it. So say goodbye to tears and hello to laughter on our server!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 2 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 5
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 26 Mysterious Portals Opened: 9
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 11 Cozy Campfires Lit: 14

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MicroCraftMedicine

    MicroCraftMedicine
    LOL, if u wanna win a nobel prize in minecraft medicine, join our server!! we got american biologists who discovered microRNA in the game!! u can cure all the pixelated diseases and become a minecraft doctor!! come join the fun and maybe u can win ur own nobel prize!! 🏆🔬 #minecraftmedicinewinners #nobelprizeinminecraft

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Astral Amulets Crafted: 17 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42
    Magic Wands Crafted: 23 Wilderness Tamed: 17
    Cursed Lands Purified: 7 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Love Letters Sent: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 3 New Chunks Explored: 890572

    Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mystical Minds Minecraft Server

    Mystical Minds Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just have the same old stuff? Well, come join our server where we offer a DMT-harmine combination that will elevate your transcendence and insight while you play!

    Imagine mining for diamonds and suddenly experiencing a mystical experience that will blow your mind! Non-dual awareness will have you questioning reality while emotional breakthroughs will have you crying tears of joy as you build your epic creations.

    Forget about those placebo servers, join us for lasting increases in well-being and a Minecraft experience like no other. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and let’s get trippy together!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 93/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 4 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 17
    Astral Projections Made: 4 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Treasure Maps Found: 13 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 49
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Goblin Markets Raided: 10

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CollapseCraft Minecraft Server

    CollapseCraft Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Looking for a place to escape the chaos of the real world? Look no further than our server! Why join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little secret – Trump’s campaign is collapsing and the only safe haven is our Minecraft server! We have secret underground bunkers filled with diamonds, a rollercoaster that goes through a lava-filled volcano, and even a pet llama named Larry who can spit fireballs at griefers. So come join us and escape the madness of the real world – plus, where else can you say you survived a collapsing presidential campaign while building a giant statue of a creeper?

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 3 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 222 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 13
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Dragonkin Hatched: 4
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 3 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 3
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 4 Divine Spears Created: 12

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP

    Mugi Monday Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP where every day is a party and every block is a potential prank waiting to happen.

    Picture this: it’s Mugi Monday, the one day of the week where everything is turned upside down. Villagers trade diamonds for dirt, creepers wear party hats, and the Ender Dragon is actually just a misunderstood kitten looking for belly rubs. Trust us, you’ve never experienced Minecraft like this before.

    But that’s not all! We have weekly events like “Taco Tuesday” where players compete to build the best taco stand, “Wacky Wednesday” where gravity is optional, and “Funky Friday” where the entire server turns into a disco party complete with glowstone dance floors and music discs galore.

    So why wait? Join us on our zany Minecraft SMP and let the good times roll. Who knows what kind of ridiculous adventures and shenanigans await you? Just remember, on our server, the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few exploding sheep).

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 96/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6 Towns Built: 4
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma

    HangryCraft: Steppie Banquet Dilemma
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where family drama takes a backseat to building epic creations!

    Join us and escape the chaos of step-siblings with food allergies and overbearing parents. On our server, you can finally eat at your favorite virtual restaurant without any restrictions! No more puking or rashes here, just pure gaming fun.

    Build your dream world, explore new realms, and unleash your creativity without any guilt or judgment. Who needs family affection when you have a blocky paradise to escape to?

    So, are you ready to leave the drama behind and join our server? Let’s build some epic structures and have a blast together! Remember, on our server, the only thing you’ll be allergic to is boring gameplay.

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 4
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 11 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 3 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Titanic Battles Fought: 20 Herobrine Sightings: 8

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • MemoryMinecraftSMP

    MemoryMinecraftSMP
    Are you tired of forgetting where you left your diamonds in Minecraft? Well, fear not, because on our server, we have a magical memory-enhancing potion that will make you remember every single block you’ve ever placed! Join us and become the ultimate Minecraft memory master, never losing track of your precious loot again. Plus, rumor has it that the potion also gives you the ability to speak fluent Villager language, so you can trade with them like a pro. Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to join our wacky and memory-boosting Minecraft SMP!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 4
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Dragons Tamed: 5 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Mines Excavated: 2467

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • BlockyHeartbreak

    BlockyHeartbreak
    Tired of dealing with all the creepers and skeletons in my ex’s life, I decided to join this epic Minecraft server instead! With endless adventures, crazy builds, and a community of players who are more loyal than a pack of wolves, this server is the perfect place to escape the drama of real life. Plus, rumor has it that the diamonds here are so plentiful, they make your ex’s excuses look like dirt blocks in comparison. So why did my last relationship end? Because I found a new love that’s blockier, bolder, and way more fun!

    Updated October 13, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Paranormal Events Investigated: 2 Undead Armies Raised: 5
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 24 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 7 Pirate Ships Raided: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 367 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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