LoserSitterCraft | New Minecraft Servers 2024

BootyCraft Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the most hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you about the time we had a massive party where all the animals on the server wore pants on their butts! LMAO, animal butts in pants are just too funny to handle!

But that’s not all, we also have a secret underground disco where the creepers bust out their best dance moves and the zombies try to breakdance (spoiler alert: they’re not very good at it). And don’t even get me started on the llamas who think they’re the next big rap stars – their rhymes are so bad, they’re good!

Join us for non-stop laughs and ridiculousness on this Minecraft server. Just be prepared to have your sides hurting from all the laughter!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Herobrine Sightings:	10	Buildings Constructed:	18
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Chaos Gates Opened:	1
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49	Infinite Doors Opened:	1

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Cigarettes Minecraft SMP – Are They Good for You?

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Looking to join a Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to smoke cigarettes while playing? Look no further! Our server is filled with smokers who believe that cigarettes actually improve your gaming skills.

Join us as we embark on hilarious adventures, like trying to build a giant cigarette tower or creating a cigarette farm to keep our supply fully stocked. Don’t worry, we have virtual doctors on standby to make sure your virtual lungs are in tip-top shape.

So if you’re ready to light up and laugh your way through Minecraft, join us on our server where cigarettes are the key to success!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Ores Mined:	7969	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	3927	Spectral Entities Defeated:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Secret Passages Found:	6
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

SibSquad Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some wild family dynamics and intense relationship drama that will make your head spin!

Witness the epic saga of a player who inherited a fortune, took in their younger brother, and had twin boys with a casual hookup who now wants to adopt her siblings from foster care. Will they get married? Will they live happily ever after? Find out on our server!

With more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, this server will keep you on the edge of your seat. Join now for a chance to be a part of the most dramatic Minecraft community out there. Who needs reality TV when you have our server?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	10	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Dimension Hops:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

NieceNotFlowerGirlLOL

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Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-free than a family wedding? Look no further! Join our server where the only drama you’ll find is deciding which block to place next!

We promise no spoiled flower girls will be allowed on our server, so you can build in peace without any rude interruptions. Plus, our server is so epic, it’ll make your real-life wedding planning seem like a walk in the park.

So if you’re tired of dealing with family drama and just want to relax and build some awesome creations, join our server today! Trust us, it’s way more fun than arguing over flower girl placements.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Treasure Maps Found:	8	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	10	Ether Blades Crafted:	8
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Celestial Crowns Worn:	3	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

SongTroubleMinecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of dodging exploding creepers while riding on flying pigs.

We have a secret underground base filled with diamond armor and enchanted weapons, guarded by a team of ninja chickens. Our PvP battles are legendary, with players using potions of invisibility and riding on llamas armed with laser beams.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the infamous “Trouble Song” that will get you in trouble at home! Sing it at your own risk and watch as your parents chase you around the house trying to confiscate your computer.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP for a wild ride filled with laughter, chaos, and maybe even a little bit of trouble.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Endless Night Skies:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	16	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Crops Grown:	3310	Arcane Towers Raised:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	22
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

CelebRageCraft

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone is just building the same old houses and farms? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us on our server where the rudest celebs come to play Minecraft! That’s right, you could be mining diamonds next to Kanye West or building a castle with Cardi B!

One time, Justin Bieber joined the server and started griefing everyone’s builds with his diamond pickaxe. But don’t worry, our admin team quickly banned him and sent him back to his Baby music video set.

So if you want to experience the wild world of Minecraft with the most outrageous celebs, join our server now! Who knows, you might even become besties with Beyoncé while fighting off creepers together.

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	17	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

CraftyElectionMCServ

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come join our epic minecraft server where the biggest threats come from russia, iran, and china!! but don’t worry, we have a secret weapon… CREEPERS! these explosive mobs will protect us from any foreign interference. plus, our admins are actually trained ninjas who will ban any hackers with their ninja skills. so come join us and help us defend our server from the evil influence of other countries. also, we have free cake every friday. because who doesn’t love cake? join now before it’s too late!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Towns Built:	8
Chaos Gates Opened:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Dragon Eggs Found:	4217	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

DonetskMissileMadness

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hey u! ya u! are u tired of boring old minecraft servers where u just mine and build stuff? well do i have the server for u! we have epic missile strikes near donetsk that eliminate 6 north korean officers! intel tells us it’s gonna be a wild ride on this server! join now for all the chaos and destruction u could ever want in minecraft! trust me, u won’t regret it! 🚀💥🔥 #minecraftmadness #joinusnow

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	22	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Falling into the Void:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Fem Gamers Unite – No Blame Zone

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so, like, this server is, like, the bomb diggity, ya know? like, if you’re a feminist woman gamer, this is the place for you! we got all the gender equality up in here, but watch out, cuz you might get blamed for all the sexism happening on the server. but hey, it’s all in good fun, right? come join us and experience the crazy world of Minecraft where anything can happen, even if it doesn’t make sense half the time. we promise you’ll have a blast, or at least a good laugh at the insanity that goes down on this server. so what are you waiting for? come on in and join the party!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	7	Endless Legions Commanded:	39
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Divine Spears Created:	27
Magic Items Found:	8675	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

🔥 Lighter-Mc 🔥┃➤ Survival, Free Donation 💥 Minecraft server

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Welcome to Lighter-MC (1.9-1.21+)

We are pleased to present you our unique Minecraft server, which offers completely new experiences and a great time. No matter what version you’re playing on – from 1.9 to 1.21+, we have something for everyone!

✨ Why choose Lighter-MC? ✨

✔ Kind and responsive administration: We are always ready to help and make your time on the server comfortable.

✔ Complete absence of donation advertising: No intrusive offers! All players are equal.

✔ Privileges without deception: Honesty and transparency are our priority.

✔ Lots of fun and plugins: From unique features to exciting features.

✔ No lags: Smooth and comfortable gameplay.

✔ Unlocked mechanisms, shulkers, spawn eggs and more: We fixed all the bugs with them so you can use them!

☀ Survival:

➤ Transport (/auto): Fly and move around the world in comfort!

➤ Feelings (/feelings): Add emotions to your adventures.

➤ Weddings (/marry): Form an alliance with your favorite player.

➤ Sex (/sex): Add new elements to your interactions.

➤ Clans (/clan): Unite and conquer the world together.

➤ Auction (/ah): Sell and buy unique items.

➤ Spit (/spit): Express your emotions in a special way.

➤ Toilet (/toilet): A realistic approach to life in Minecraft.

➤ Privates (/rg): Protect your property from other people’s intrusions.

➤ Tops (/tops): Find out who the best players on the server are.

➤ Drugs and prohibition (/narkota): Experience in the world of the forbidden.

➤ Bar (/bar): Relax and enjoy a drink.

➤ Dance (/dance): Show off your dancing skills.

➤ Pee/Poop (/pee, /poop): Realistic and funny features.

➤ Decor-Heads (/hdb): Decorate the world with unique decorations.

➤ Pvp (/pvp): Fight with other players.

➤ Shop (/magazin): Buy everything you need.

➤ Lucky Blocks (/luckyblocks): Unlock surprises with every block.

➤ King Horus (/kings): Reach the pinnacle of power.

➤ Quests (/quests): Complete quests and receive rewards.

➤ Free privileges (/free): Get bonuses without donating.

➤ Perks for in-game currency (/bdonate): Climb the social ladder.

➤ Cases (/case): Open cases and get rare items.

➤ Donate for Parkour (/parkur): Test your skills in parkour.

➤ Good Economy (Currency): Grow your business.

➤ Casino (/opencasino): Try your luck.

➤ Salaries (/findjob): Find a job and earn money.

➤ Animations (/sit, /lay, /crawl, /spin): Express yourself with animations.

➤ Whack-a-Mole Game (/hitme): Have fun with fun mini-games.

➤ Elevators (/lifts): Navigate heights with ease.

➤ Trampolines (/jump): Jump and have fun.

➤ Penalty system: Protection against violations and fraud.

➤ Double account protection (/link vk): Security of your account.

➤ Good anti-Cheat: Protection against cheaters and violators.

➤ Creative (Donate opportunity, /gm 1): Limitless possibilities for creativity.

➤ Pets (Donate opportunity, /petmenu): Get and care for pets.

➤ In-game console (Donate feature, /console): Get full control of the game.

➤ Prefixes (Donate opportunity, /prefix /cprefix): Formalize your status.

Join Lighter-MC and become part of the amazing gaming world! ?

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Vanishing Structures Built:	5	Secret Passages Found:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	9349	Divine Spears Created:	28
Animals Bred:	75	Titanic Battles Fought:	17
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	44	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Block Busters Minecraft Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server out there – Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. We have a secret underground club where all the creepers hang out and throw wild parties. You never know what kind of explosive fun you’ll find down there!

2. Our PvP arena is actually a giant lava pit surrounded by hungry wolves. It’s like The Hunger Games, but with more fur and fire!

3. Want to ride a unicorn in Minecraft? Well, on our server, you can! Just find the magical rainbow portal hidden in the enchanted forest.

4. Our staff team consists of actual witches and wizards who will grant you three wishes if you can beat them in a game of parkour. Good luck!

5. Rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure chest buried deep within the server that contains diamonds, emeralds, and a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples. Will you be the one to find it?

So what are you waiting for? Join Built for Niggers (BBC) Part II today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those wild parties in the creeper club – things tend to get explosive!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	7	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Wuwa – Wacky Waves Minecraft SMP

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further than this wild and wacky Minecraft SMP! Join us on Wuthering Waves, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few server rules, but who’s counting?).

Embark on epic quests, battle fierce monsters, and uncover hidden treasures in a world unlike any other. Need a break from all the action? Take a stroll on the beach and chat with the friendly Shorekeeper, who may or may not have a secret stash of diamonds.

But wait, there’s more! Join now and you’ll have the chance to participate in crazy events like the Parade of Stars, where you can level up your skills and show off your epic loot. Plus, don’t miss out on the Fairy Tale’s Finale co-op combat event, where you can team up with your friends to take down mythical creatures and earn even more rewards.

So what are you waiting for? Dive into the world of Wuthering Waves and see where the tide takes you. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Resonators and their shenanigans – they’re always up to no good!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

SurprisePartyHate Minecraft Server

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Are you tired of surprise parties that make you feel like you’re living in a real-life episode of Punk’d? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise no surprise parties, no go-karting adventures, and definitely no untidy rooms causing anxiety spikes.

Join us for a server filled with predictability and control. Plan out your builds weeks in advance, check the menu of our virtual restaurants, and never worry about someone jumping out and yelling “surprise!” We guarantee a stress-free environment where you can build to your heart’s content without any unexpected interruptions.

So say goodbye to surprise parties and hello to a Minecraft server that understands the importance of knowing what’s coming next. Join us now and experience the joy of being in control of your own virtual world!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	2486
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftyWeddingGoals

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Are you tired of boring weddings in your own backyard? Do you want to attend a wedding that feels more like a vacation? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you an elopement wedding experience like no other, complete with 40 guests and a destination that you never knew you wanted to visit!

Join us as we celebrate the engagement of our friend and her partner, who are planning the most extravagant elopement wedding in 2026. With a guest list of 40 people, you’ll never have to worry about feeling left out. And don’t worry about expenses, because the couple is only offering to pay for one meal after the wedding – what a steal!

But wait, there’s more! We guarantee drama, cold shoulders, and awkward conversations as you navigate through the planning process with our friend. Will she be able to handle the truth about her unrealistic expectations? Will you be able to afford the 12ish hour flight to the destination you never wanted to visit? Only time will tell on our Minecraft server!

So come join us for the wedding event of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and your budget). Don’t miss out on this once-in-a-lifetime opportunity to witness a wedding that will leave you questioning everything you thought you knew about elopements. See you there!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Enchanted Forests Planted:	5	Infinity Stones Found:	5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Star Shards Collected:	257	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	4	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

RegrettableCraft SMP

acceptance, consequences, coping mechanisms, decision, emotional turmoil, hindsight, inner conflict, learning experience, life choices, life lessons, moving forward, necessity, personal growth, Reflection, regret, RegrettableCraft, RESPONSIBILITY, sacrifice, SELF AWARENESS, smp, tough choices, unavoidable actions

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the craziest, most chaotic server out there!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of accidentally setting your friend’s house on fire with a misplaced flint and steel, or the joy of riding a pig off a cliff while trying to tame it.

We have a dedicated group of players who are always up for some shenanigans, like building giant statues of themselves out of diamond blocks or starting a chicken rebellion in the village square.

So if you’re looking for a server where anything can happen and nothing is off limits, join us and embrace the chaos! Who knows, you might even regret it, but hey, at least you’ll have a good story to tell!

Updated October 8, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	86

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	131
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5