Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone looks the same? Well, look no further because on our server, we only accept players with long, pointy noses! Why, you ask? Because we believe that those with long, pointy noses are the true rulers of the Minecraft world. Plus, we have a special exclusive club for players with long noses where they get to rule over the land and have all the power! So come join us and show off your fabulous nose while conquering the Minecraft universe!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players: 102/200 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Battle Standards Raised: 10 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 3
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Cursed Taverns Survived: 1
Potions Brewed: 40 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
Treasure Maps Found: 8 Endless Mazes Conquered: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

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  • Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server

    Handsome Guy’s Aqua Adventures Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you’re just another player in a sea of mediocrity? Well, fear not, because on our server, you can be Aqua Man! Or, as we like to call him, Handsome Guy! Dive into our underwater world where you can swim with the dolphins, battle evil sea monsters, and build your own underwater kingdom fit for a superhero. Join us and become the hero you were always meant to be, all while looking fabulous in your stylish underwater cape. So what are you waiting for? Join our server and make a splash!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 92/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Enchanted Armories Found: 5 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 3
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Infinite Doors Opened: 2
    Underground Cities Explored: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Farms Harvested: 816

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP

    Trendy Tubers Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where all you do is mine and craft? Well, do we have the perfect SMP for you! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, wacky shenanigans, and explosive pranks!

    Picture this: you log on to our server and immediately get greeted by a giant chicken riding a pig. Yes, you read that right. Our server is filled with all sorts of bizarre creatures and characters that will keep you on your toes.

    But that’s not all! We have a secret underground disco party that only the most elite players can access. Dance the night away with skeletons, creepers, and even the occasional Enderman. Trust us, you’ve never seen a party like this before.

    And if you’re feeling brave, take on our legendary boss battles that will test your skills and courage. Fight against a giant zombie wearing a tutu or a dragon that can breakdance. It’s a battle like no other, and only the bravest players will come out victorious.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and experience a Minecraft world like you’ve never seen before. It certainly would be a fresh change of pace.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Whispering Caves Entered: 3 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Dragonkin Hatched: 1
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 16 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Endless Legions Commanded: 32 Portal Loops Escaped: 1
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2 Horror Stories Survived: 7

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • MealMastersMC

    MealMastersMC
    Are you tired of being the designated chef in your household, only to be met with complaints and criticisms every time you try to cook something? Well, look no further than our Minecraft server, where you can escape the kitchen drama and immerse yourself in a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and leave behind the days of begging for a simple pasta dish, only to be met with faces of disgust and comparisons to bodily functions. On our server, you can cook up whatever your heart desires without fear of judgment or negativity. Want to make a giant pizza castle? Go for it! Craving a dessert island made entirely of candy? The sky’s the limit!

    Say goodbye to the days of mealtime meltdowns and hello to a world where the only limit is your imagination. Join our server today and start cooking up some virtual culinary masterpieces – no eye rolls or “diarrhea” comments allowed!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Epic Weapons Forged: 2 Crops Grown: 3119
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Goblin Markets Raided: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP

    UnicornRider420 Minecraft SMP
    Joining our Minecraft SMP, of course! Why waste your time doing boring real-life activities when you could be building a giant statue of a chicken riding a llama? Or participating in our weekly “Lava Parkour Death Race” where the winner gets a diamond block and the losers get a one-way ticket to the Nether!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary “Troll King” who roams the land pranking unsuspecting players with exploding chickens and invisible blocks. Will you be the one to finally defeat him and claim his enchanted diamond sword?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 36
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Demon Skulls Collected: 18
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!

    ExcuseCraft: Not Tonight, Creeper!
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate destination for all your gaming needs! Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, hilarious moments, and a community that will have you laughing until your sides hurt.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons! For starters, we have a secret underground disco party where players can dance the night away and show off their best moves. Need a break from mining? How about a hot air balloon ride over the server to take in the stunning views and maybe even spot a unicorn or two?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made entirely of chicken nuggets and grants wishes to anyone who can best him in a dance-off. And if that’s not enough to entice you, we also have a petting zoo filled with adorable creepers, endermen, and even a friendly dragon who loves to play fetch with diamonds.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare yourself for a wild and wacky adventure unlike anything you’ve ever experienced in Minecraft before. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Cursed Lands Purified: 4 Enchantments Applied: 225
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Cosmic Pies Baked: 7
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 4
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 42 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 4
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 30 Lost Souls Rescued: 6

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • TacoCraft Minecraft Server

    TacoCraft Minecraft Server
    LOL come join our epic Minecraft server where we EXPLODE 6 Canadian diplomats for fun! It’s like a virtual war zone but with blocky graphics and no actual consequences! Plus, we have a secret underground base where we hide all the diamonds we steal from unsuspecting players. Join now for a wild ride of chaos and mayhem!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 107/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Secret Passages Found: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 3 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1 Star Shards Collected: 107
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Endless Staircases Climbed: 3
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Shattered Realms Restored: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride

    KoreaCraft: Zelensky’s Wild Ride
    come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korean troops fighting alongside russian army in ukraine! it’s like a real life war but in minecraft! build your base, gather resources, and team up with the craziest allies you never knew you needed. join now for the most chaotic and unpredictable gameplay experience ever! who knows what other wild surprises await you on our server!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Crops Grown: 1582
    Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3 Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 1
    Dragonkin Hatched: 4 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Potions Brewed: 130 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters

    Creeper COVID Kids – Diabetic Crafters
    lolz come join our minecraft server cuz we got magical cookies that cure diabetes! after playing on our server for just one month, three months, or six months, you’ll be less likely to get type 2 diabetes. our server is so lit, even covid-19 can’t bring us down! join now and say goodbye to diabetes and hello to epic adventures in the blocky world!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 0 Elemental Crystals Collected: 84
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 35 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 14
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 5 Omnipotent Charms Created: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 0 Celestial Beings Befriended: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Hazy Realm

    Hazy Realm

    Welcome to Hazy Realm, a cross-platform Minecraft survival server! Whether you’re a seasoned adventurer or just starting your journey, our server offers a welcoming community, an engaging economy, and the MCMMO plugin to enhance your gameplay. Join us and experience a thriving world where you can build, trade, and level up your skills. Dive into our friendly atmosphere, where both new and veteran players can feel at home. Start your adventure today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 91/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 5
    Infernal Machines Built: 0 Ancient Ruins Explored: 1
    Undead Armies Raised: 2 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Holy Based Minecraft Server

    Holy Based Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest one out there! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and diamond armor-wearing chickens.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the day of the rake has been delayed just so players can have more time to enjoy all the madness. That’s right, world events are being postponed just for us!

    So why wait? Join our server now and experience the most outrageous and hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever had. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret portal to a land where llamas rule the world and creepers are actually friendly. Don’t miss out on all the fun – join us today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 12 Divine Relics Bestowed: 10
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 10
    Chimeras Created: 2 Titan Hearts Harvested: 4
    Dragon Eggs Found: 8709 Infinity Stones Found: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP

    “When Does It Get Good?” Minecraft SMP
    Oh, honey, it gets good the moment you step foot into our Minecraft SMP! We’ve got more drama than a reality TV show, more twists and turns than a rollercoaster, and more chaos than a creeper explosion in a TNT factory. Join us if you want to experience the thrill of getting pranked by your fellow players, the excitement of epic battles against mobs, and the joy of building the most ridiculous structures you can imagine. And who knows, you might even stumble upon the legendary diamond unicorn that roams our server, granting wishes to those brave enough to find it. So what are you waiting for? Join us and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ender Pearl Glitches: 2 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 8
    Dimension Hops: 15 Unseen Monsters Slain: 8
    Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20 Epic Shields Constructed: 29
    Mineshafts Explored: 4 Epic Battles Fought: 8
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Volcanoes Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

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  • BraBrawlServer

    BraBrawlServer
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more drama-filled than a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server and experience the chaos of living with your sister and her unruly kids after a hurricane destroyed their home.

    But wait, there’s more! Witness the epic battle over a special compression bra that was mistakenly thrown away by your sister. Will she pay you back for it? Will your mom take her side? Will Thea be able to rock her role as Viola in “Twelfth Night” without her trusty bra?

    Join now for a wild ride of family drama, theater mishaps, and financial disputes. Who needs reality TV when you have our Minecraft server? Don’t miss out on the fun – join today!

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 109/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 2 Magic Items Found: 2213
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 3 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 10
    Crystal Wands Charged: 20 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Runes Activated: 2 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Dragon Eggs Found: 2265

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters

    AdmireCraft SMP – 30 characters
    Do you admire people who can build a house in Minecraft without even breaking a sweat? Or maybe you’re in awe of those who can tame a pack of wild wolves with just a bone in hand? Well, look no further because our Minecraft SMP is filled with players who can do all that and more!

    Join our server if you want to witness the epic battle between a player and a horde of angry chickens who have declared war on all humans. Or maybe you want to participate in our annual “Build a Castle Using Only Dirt Blocks” competition, where creativity knows no bounds (literally, because dirt blocks have no bounds).

    But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground society of villagers who have formed a union to protest against the unfair treatment they receive from players. Will you join their cause or will you continue to trade them emeralds for useless items like rotten flesh?

    So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s not just about building and mining, but also about creating hilarious and outrageous stories, then join us today! Who knows, you might even become the next legend in our server’s history books (if we had history books, that is).

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 5
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 62 Void Gems Collected: 29
    Infernal Machines Built: 1 Hidden Villages Discovered: 1
    Titanic Battles Fought: 16 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

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  • MineCraftFitTips

    MineCraftFitTips
    Are you tired of being a chunky Minecraft character? Well, look no further than our server! Join us and you’ll be shedding those virtual pounds in no time with our secret potion of slimming that turns all your diamond armor into skinny jeans. Say goodbye to those extra blocky pixels and hello to a lean, mean mining machine! So come on, join us and start your journey to becoming the most svelte player in the Minecraft universe.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Lost Cities Unearthed: 4 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 7
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Evil Portals Destroyed: 1
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 8
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 4 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 23

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!

    MassCraft: Where the only abuse is getting killed by creepers!
    so, like, u ever heard of a minecraft server that’s so lit that even the catholic church is like “yo, we gotta get in on this”? well, this server is so epic that even the pope himself is like “holy cow, i gotta build me a pixelated cathedral on this bad boy”.

    u know how sometimes u just wanna escape from all the drama and scandals in the real world? well, on this server, u can do just that! no catholic abuse scandals here, just good old-fashioned blocky fun.

    plus, the donations on this server are off the charts! forget dropping money in the collection plate, just drop some diamonds in the virtual donation chest and watch the blessings roll in.

    so come join us on this epic minecraft server where even the pope can’t resist the urge to mine and craft. it’s a religious experience like no other, trust me.

    Updated October 21, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 6 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 1 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 1
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6 Farms Harvested: 898
    Dragon Eggs Found: 581 Gryphons Tamed: 1
    Divine Scrolls Written: 8 Mythical Quests Completed: 20

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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