Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest and most outrageous one out there!

Join us and experience a world where hags rule the land, poop is currency, lolis are the ultimate warriors, and hebes are the mystical creatures you must tame to survive.

Embark on epic quests to find the legendary Golden Toilet, battle against hordes of evil hags, and trade with lolis for powerful weapons and armor.

But be warned, on this server, anything can happen. One minute you could be fighting a giant poop monster, and the next you could be riding a hebe into battle against a horde of lolis.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the madness for yourself!

Updated October 7, 2024

Players: 95/800 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
Shadow Figures Spotted: 4 Farms Harvested: 165
Wilderness Tamed: 14 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 9
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 4 Horror Stories Survived: 6
Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Cozy Campfires Lit: 16

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

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