Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest art class of your life! Our nude life model may cancel last minute, but don’t worry, because you could be the next model sensation! Get ready to show off your blocky bod to a group of eager artists who just want to draw some Minecraft-inspired masterpieces. Who needs fruit when you can be the star of the show? Come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I just did that in a video game!”

Updated October 3, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.0 / 5
Farms Harvested: 115 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
Infinity Stones Found: 4 Towns Built: 8
Alternate Realities Explored: 2 Ghost Trains Ridden: 2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 0
Legendary Scepters Created: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • MineCrafty McFuckery

    MineCrafty McFuckery

    Welcome to our Minecraft Server!

    Are you tired of being a normalfag and not finding joy in anything valuable? Well, look no further! Join our server and escape the mundane reality of adulthood!

    Imagine a world where diamonds grow on trees and creepers are your best friends. On our server, you can unleash your inner child and build the most outrageous structures you can imagine!

    Don’t let the pressures of adulthood get you down. Join our server and rediscover your love for creativity and fun! Who needs a career or happy relationships when you can have a virtual world where anything is possible?

    So, what are you waiting for? Join us now and let’s build a world where being a creative person is celebrated, not stifled by the norms of society!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 3 Dark Rituals Completed: 9
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 2 Falling into the Void: 2
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 1 Players Killed by Monsters: 5703

    Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

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  • BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    BlockBusterCraft: Where Creepers are the Real Stars!

    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Are you tired of boring, run-of-the-mill servers that put you to sleep faster than a stack of wool? Well, look no further because this server is here to save the day!

    Join our server and embark on a wild adventure filled with unicorns, rainbow sheep, and leprechauns who will guide you to hidden treasures beyond your wildest dreams! But beware, there are also evil pandas lurking in the shadows, waiting to steal your diamonds!

    Not convinced yet? How about this – our server is home to the legendary Diamond Mountain, where diamonds grow on trees and the rivers flow with emeralds! Rumor has it that if you reach the summit of Diamond Mountain, you will be granted three wishes by the minecraft gods themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Who knows, you might even encounter a zombie unicorn riding a giant chicken! The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Ethereal Couriers Hired: 1 Enchanted Armories Found: 9
    Animals Bred: 82 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Cosmic Pies Baked: 2
    Ether Blades Crafted: 12 Wyrmholes Dug: 9
    Shadow Figures Spotted: 2 Herobrine Sightings: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • TrippyCraft

    TrippyCraft
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where we are constantly seeking brave adventurers to join us in our quest for treasure and glory! Why should you join us, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to explore the vast lands. Little did they know, they would encounter a -tastic tribe clan who challenged them to a build-off competition. The stakes were high, with the loser having to wear a chicken suit for a week! But our player emerged victorious, thanks to their incredible building skills and quick wit.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary diamond mine, where players can dig for hours on end in search of the rarest gems and ores. Rumor has it that there’s even a secret passage that leads to a hidden treasure trove filled with enchanted weapons and armor.

    So if you’re a brave soul looking for adventure, excitement, and maybe even a little bit of bbc (that’s big booty creeper, of course), then come join us on our server today! Who knows what epic quests and challenges await you in this magical world of Minecraft?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 108/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Glorious Feasts Held: 15
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 7 Volcanoes Explored: 1
    Farms Harvested: 918 Ether Blades Crafted: 12
    Reality Warps Survived: 1 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 24

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

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  • TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!

    TekkenCraft: Punching Blocks & Kicking Creeper Butt!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the future of Tekken is about to be REEVALUATED in the most epic way possible! Join us for a wild ride filled with EXPLOSIVE battles, INSANE challenges, and OUTRAGEOUS adventures.

    Picture this: you’re wandering through our server when suddenly, you stumble upon a hidden portal that transports you to a Tekken-inspired world where you must FIGHT your way to victory against CREEPY mobs and EPIC bosses. But beware, because the stakes are high and the competition is fierce!

    But wait, there’s more! Not only will you have the chance to prove your skills in intense PvP battles, but you’ll also have the opportunity to COLLABORATE with other players to build the ultimate Tekken-inspired fortress. Who knows, you might even discover hidden TREASURES along the way!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and become a Tekken LEGEND today!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Gryphons Tamed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 3
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 7 Mimic Chests Discovered: 4
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 7
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1 Goblin Armies Outwitted: 3
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 5 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!

    BoomerCraft: Where Delivery Drivers Beware!
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can experience the thrill of survival like never before! Are you ready to face the ultimate challenge of navigating through a world where whites are out to get you?

    Join us if you dare, as you embark on a journey filled with danger, excitement, and sheer madness! Our server is filled with unpredictable twists and turns that will keep you on the edge of your seat.

    But don’t worry, we’ve got your back with our team of experienced moderators who are always ready to assist you in any way possible. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and see if you have what it takes to survive in a world where whites are the least of your worries!

    Watch our hilarious trailer here and prepare yourself for the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Cursed Swords Broken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Mysterious Portals Opened: 12
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 4 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 4
    Bizarre Potions Brewed: 14 Royal Decrees Issued: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Blocky Booty Bash

    Blocky Booty Bash
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the yami sex pose awaits you! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive adventures and mind-blowing creations.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves in a magical world filled with talking pigs and dancing creepers. They built a castle made entirely of diamonds and rode a unicorn into battle against a horde of evil villagers. It was epic.

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can also participate in epic PvP battles, go on treasure hunts for hidden loot, and even attend a disco party with all your fellow players. And did I mention that our server has a secret underground lair filled with chocolate lava and flying pigs? Yeah, it’s pretty awesome.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on yami sex pose and experience the craziest, most unforgettable Minecraft adventure of your life. Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 103/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 10 Portal Loops Escaped: 2
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 1 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 2 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server

    XCOM Shitter Defenders: The Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can defend XCOM shitters in the year 2016+8lol! Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – Our server has a secret underground base where you can find diamonds guarded by alien shitters from XCOM. Can you defeat them and claim the treasure? – We have a disco party every Friday night in the Nether realm. Get your groove on while fighting off zombie pigmen! – Want to ride a unicorn through the enchanted forest? Our server has a special mod that lets you do just that. Just watch out for creepers! – Rumor has it that Herobrine himself visits our server at midnight to challenge players to a dance-off. Can you out-dance the legendary ghost?

    So come join our server and experience the craziest adventures in Minecraft history. Who knows what other surprises await you in this wacky world!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 3 Portal Loops Escaped: 0
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 1
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3
    Runes Activated: 7 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!

    Baby Boomers Minecraft Server – Spawn more players, not just mobs!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we guarantee a wild and wacky experience that will have you questioning reality! Join us if you want to escape the clutches of the evil overlords who are trying to control our lives.

    On our server, you can procreate while underage to help raise birth rates and stick it to the man! We’ve got secret experiments, government conspiracies, and plenty of chaos to keep you on your toes.

    So come on down and join us for a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who knows what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 110/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5 Blood Moons Survived: 0
    Legendary Scepters Created: 5 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 13
    Ether Blades Crafted: 17 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Haunted Chests Opened: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Pixelated Pube Palace: Where Body Hair is Always on Point!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where even your character’s body hair distribution is taken to the next level of absurdity!

    Join us if you want to experience the thrill of having zero chest hair but a super hairy back, shoulders, and upper arms that resemble a spider’s hairy legs. And don’t forget about the super long armpit hair and leg hair that will make you stand out in any virtual crowd!

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you can also experience the joy of norwoodinmg (whatever that means) and the frustration of not being able to grow a beard no matter how hard you try.

    So come on and join us, where you can embrace your inner subhuman and revel in the fact that you have hair everywhere except where it’s considered attractive. It’s some seriously subhuman shit, and we wouldn’t have it any other way!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 16 Dark Rituals Completed: 7
    Alternate Realities Explored: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 7
    Forgotten Legends Remembered: 7 Royal Decrees Issued: 1
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
    Meteorite Armor Created: 29 Lost Cities Unearthed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299

    The Blocky Boogaloo: Server No. 265569299
    Welcome to the most EPIC Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and found a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds. But these weren’t just any diamonds, oh no. These diamonds had magical powers that gave the player super speed and the ability to fly like a superhero!

    But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride on the backs of giant chickens and battle against zombie llamas with laser eyes. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a secret portal that leads to a land made entirely of chocolate blocks!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 102/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Wyrmholes Dug: 10 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 14 Pirate Ships Captured: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 24 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 6
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2
    Titanic Battles Fought: 29 Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition

    Purrrcraft: LOLcat Edition
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only thing more hilarious than our drawthread is the way creepers explode when you try to pet them! Join us for a purr-fectly good time as you navigate through our world filled with funny cats who have taken over the land.

    But beware, these cats are no ordinary felines. They have mastered the art of building elaborate structures out of fish bones and yarn, and they will stop at nothing to protect their territory.

    If you’re brave enough to join our server, you’ll have the chance to participate in epic battles against giant laser-eyed tabbies and ride on the backs of flying siamese cats. And don’t forget to visit our drawthread area, where you can create your own masterpieces using only pixels and a dream.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience the meow-tastic adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 106/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Pirate Ships Captured: 1 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2
    Farms Harvested: 514 Epic Shields Constructed: 13
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 15 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Villages Defended: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 1
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness

    Minecrafto Fiesta: Mexi-Hilo Madness
    Welcome to the most lit Minecraft server in the universe, where you can join forces with the legendary old ass dumb whisperer, aka the ancient captivapendejos! Why should you join this server, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    – The ancient captivapendejos once tamed a flying llama and rode it into battle against a horde of evil creepers. True story, bro. – Our server is home to the world’s largest diamond mine, guarded by a pack of dancing skeletons who only attack players that can’t bust a move. – Every full moon, the ancient captivapendejos hosts a disco party in the Nether, complete with lava lamps and zombie DJs spinning sick beats.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 95/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 2 Celestial Events Witnessed: 2
    Alternate Realities Explored: 3 Dragon Eggs Found: 7314
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Blood Moons Survived: 3
    Buildings Constructed: 32 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2
    Infinity Stones Found: 2 Haunted Mines Explored: 2

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

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  • EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server

    EweTube – The Ultimate Sheeptastic Minecraft Server
    🐑🌟🔥 SO COOL AND AWESOME AND EPIC EDITION 🐑🌟🔥

    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as fluffy and fun as a sheep in a woolly sweater? Look no further, because we’ve got the perfect place for you! Join our server and meet all your favorite sheep vtubers and their friends. From the majestic Essie to the adorable Dollie, you’ll find a flock of fantastic streamers to hang out with.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to some of the most EPIC EN streamers around. From the legendary Sleepy_Project to the mysterious Mintmai, you’ll never run out of entertaining content to watch. And let’s not forget about our JP streamers, like the enchanting HoshimiyaMeeple and the delightful yoiyume_fuwamu. They’ll keep you entertained for hours on end!

    So why wait? Join our server today and become part of the sheepy sensation. Who knows, you might even spot a rare rainbow sheep or two! Don’t miss out on all the woolly fun – join now and start crafting your own sheep-tastic adventures! 🌈🐑💻

    Disclaimer: No actual sheep were harmed in the making of this server. All sheep are purely virtual and extremely cute.

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 105/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 7 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Zombie Dances: 10
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 2
    Cursed Lands Purified: 9 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 1 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

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  • CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

    CraftyFantasy – Where Minecraft meets Final Fantasy… and we don’t despise it!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you’ll have a more epic time than a Final Fantasy character on a quest for the ultimate weapon! Join us for a wild ride filled with creepers that explode like fireworks and zombies that do the thriller dance.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is like Overwatch, but with diamond swords instead of guns and creeper heads instead of loot boxes. Trust us, you’ll be addicted faster than a player trying to find diamond ore at bedrock level.

    So why should you join our server? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted armor and golden apples. They became the most feared warrior in all the land, known for their epic battles against the Ender Dragon and their dance parties with the villagers.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience a Minecraft adventure like no other. Who needs Final Fantasy when you have a world full of blocky wonders waiting for you?

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 97/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Cursed Amulets Found: 3 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 2
    Royal Courts Attended: 1 Astral Staffs Crafted: 17
    Endless Legions Commanded: 39 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 2
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 10 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 16
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 51 Eternal Flames Captured: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!

    Crafty Gender Bender Server: Where Men Turn into Fabulous Builders!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape the madness of the real world and dive into a world where transgender afflictions are a thing of the past! Join us if you’re tired of men who have little responsibility, no ambition, and are bored out of their minds. Our server is the cure for those who have been consumed by pornography and now have an insane desire to imagine having a vagina!

    But wait, there’s more! For women who are feeling insecure, our server is the perfect place to let loose and forget about all your worries. Say goodbye to the transgender trend that’s being taught to children and embrace a world where questioning your gender is a thing of the past.

    Join us now and experience a Minecraft server like no other, where the only thing you need to worry about is how to build the most epic virtual world imaginable. Embrace the craziness and let your imagination run wild – you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 3, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5
    Buildings Constructed: 28 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Curse of Binding Applied: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Cursed Lands Purified: 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Alternate Realities Explored: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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