Join our Minecraft server and experience the wildest art class of your life! Our nude life model may cancel last minute, but don’t worry, because you could be the next model sensation! Get ready to show off your blocky bod to a group of eager artists who just want to draw some Minecraft-inspired masterpieces. Who needs fruit when you can be the star of the show? Come join us for a truly unforgettable experience that will have you saying, “I can’t believe I just did that in a video game!”

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 92/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 10
Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2 Phantom Rings Equipped: 19
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 0 Magic Crystals Found: 21
Gods Slained: 0 Players Killed by Monsters: 2483
Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL

    Crafty Memes: Like it or else! LOL
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

    Are you tired of boring old servers with the same old boring gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to save the day! Why should you join, you ask? Let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of unicorns who have magical powers to make your Minecraft experience unforgettable. 2. We have a secret underground base where you can find diamonds for days – no more digging for hours just to find a few measly diamonds! 3. Our server is haunted by friendly ghosts who will help you build the most epic structures you’ve ever seen. 4. We have a disco party every Friday night where you can dance the night away with your fellow players. 5. The owner of the server is actually a pirate captain who will lead you on epic treasure hunts across the vast Minecraft seas.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most insane Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 4 Hidden Villages Discovered: 2
    Potions Brewed: 200 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Zombie Dances: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 2
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 15

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server

    MooCraft: Hex’s Udderly Hilarious Server
    Welcome to hex’s milkies – the most udderly ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever find! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story…

    Once upon a time, in a land filled with pixelated cows and blocky chickens, there was a server like no other. It was said that whoever dared to venture into this server would be blessed with infinite diamonds and enchanted gear beyond their wildest dreams. But beware, for the creepers were not your average explosive creatures – they were actually just misunderstood and wanted to join in on the fun!

    Join us on hex’s milkies for a chance to milk cows for diamonds, ride pigs into battle, and build the most epic structures you can imagine. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary milk fountain where all your wildest dreams come true.

    So what are you waiting for? Join hex’s milkies today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky cows trying to steal your loot!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 11
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 1 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Forbidden Tomes Read: 3
    Void Gems Collected: 11 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles

    SamuraiCraft: Sushi, Swords, and Creeper Battles
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can experience the best of both worlds – the traditional beauty of Japan in the 1700s and the chaotic madness of Japan in 2024!

    Join us for economic growth like never before as you navigate through a world filled with strict social order and isolationist foreign policies. But beware, you might encounter some hermits and mixed race marriages along the way, creating some truly dysgenic hapa byproducts!

    With a population of 28 million in the Edo period, you’ll witness the perpetual peace and popular enjoyment of arts and culture that made Ōedo (大江戸, Oo-Edo, “Great Edo”) so legendary. But don’t worry, we’ve also got 123 million people in 2024, including 800k pajeets and Kurds on their way to increase the gdp – because who doesn’t love a little chaos?

    So come on down and see for yourself why infinite population growth for our capitalist overlords is a good thing! Japanese people aren’t going extinct on our server, and you’ll see that Japan was more Japanese when they had less people. And hey, this applies to Europe as well – because why not throw some European madness into the mix?

    Join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other, where you can explore the past, present, and future of Japan in all its glory!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 4 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 6 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Secret Guilds Joined: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 6 Gods Slained: 2

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Minefast – Sonic Speed Server

    Minefast – Sonic Speed Server
    Welcome to the Most Epic Sonic Adventure Ever!

    Are you ready to dive into the world of Sonic like never before? Join our server for the most intense discussions about ALL things Sonic! From Keanu Reeves joining ‘Sonic 3’ as Shadow to 2024 being declared the Year of Shadow, we’ve got all the latest scoops and updates that will blow your mind!

    But wait, there’s more! How about an IHOP Sonic Promotion that will make your taste buds tingle with excitement? Or maybe you’re interested in the leaked Sonic Toy Party that will have you jumping for joy!

    And that’s not all! Get ready for the Knuckles Series Trailer streaming on April 26, and mark your calendars for the release of Sonic the Hedgehog 3 on December 20, 2024! It’s going to be a wild ride!

    Join our server now for exclusive sneak peeks, crazy theories, and a community that’s as fast-paced as Sonic himself! Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/700 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Cursed Villages Purged: 2 Enchanted Armories Found: 10
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Mythical Quests Completed: 49
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 17 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 11
    Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Blocky Booty Calls

    Blocky Booty Calls
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we specialize in helping new players avoid making beginner’s mistakes that could ruin their gaming experience!

    Picture this: you’re a fresh-faced Minecraft player, eager to explore the vast world and build amazing structures. But oh no, you accidentally dig straight down and fall into a pit of lava! Don’t worry, on our server, we have a team of professional lava divers who will rescue you and teach you the proper way to mine safely.

    Or maybe you’re trying to tame a wild wolf, but end up accidentally punching it instead. No problem! Our wolf whisperers will show you the gentle art of animal handling, so you can have a loyal companion by your side.

    Join us on this epic Minecraft journey, where we turn beginners’ mistakes into hilarious learning experiences. Don’t miss out on the fun – join today and let us guide you through the wonderful world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Ether Blades Crafted: 5 Invisible Pathways Walked: 6
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 5 Players Killed by Monsters: 4851
    Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 45 Lost Souls Rescued: 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 1 Mysterious Portals Opened: 11
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 4 Love Letters Sent: 13

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes

    Crafty Kamichu’s Crazy Cubes
    Welcome to our Minecraft server!

    Join us because apparently, our server has magical powers that can transport you back to the time when your mom was pregnant with you. Experience the nostalgia of watching her favorite show while you were still in the womb. Who knows, maybe you’ll even inherit her love for the show and become the ultimate fan!

    But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that on our server, unicorns roam freely and grant wishes to those who can find them. Imagine riding a majestic unicorn through pixelated landscapes and fulfilling all your wildest dreams.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the most mind-blowing Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Phantom Blocks Placed: 3 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 1
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 12
    Divine Spears Created: 19 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 4
    Treasure Maps Found: 9 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 11
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 4 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 4

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!

    ManlyCraft: Where Real Men Mine and LOL in Q&A Threads!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where only the manliest of men are allowed! No fags allowed, sorry not sorry. If you’re ready to mine like a boss and craft like a legend, then this is the place for you!

    Join us on this server for epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Rumor has it that our diamond mines are so rich, they make Scrooge McDuck’s money bin look like chump change. And don’t even get me started on our creeper battles – we’ve got explosions that would make Michael Bay jealous.

    So grab your pickaxe, saddle up your trusty llama, and get ready to conquer the Ender Dragon like a true alpha male. This server is not for the weak-hearted or the faint of heart. Only the bravest and the manliest survive here.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and show the world what you’re made of. And remember, no fags allowed – we’re here to mine, craft, and conquer like true men!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 2 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Hidden Passages Discovered: 2
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 1 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3
    Magical Moments Shared: 13 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5 Magical Frogs Kissed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!

    Blocky JewCraft: Where Diamonds are Forever!
    Welcome to our Legendary Minecraft Server where we believe that Jews are the ultimate main characters of life! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and build magnificent structures in a world where the chosen people reign supreme.

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Legend has it that the Jews on our server have special powers that allow them to mine diamonds with just a snap of their fingers. Not only that, but they can also summon lightning bolts to strike down their enemies. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the most epic PvP battles you’ll ever witness. Picture this: two players, both Jews, facing off in an intense duel where the winner gets to claim a rare diamond sword that can slice through obsidian like butter. It’s like a scene straight out of a blockbuster movie!

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Legendary Minecraft Server and become a part of the chosen people. Who knows, you might just discover that you have some hidden Jewish powers waiting to be unleashed. Godspeed, my friend.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 2 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 1
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Infinity Stones Found: 2
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 8 Divine Scrolls Written: 21
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 23 Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs

    Crafty McCraftface – Land of LOLs
    Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter!

    Looking for a place where you can mine diamonds while listening to Bau Bau Edition covers? Look no further, because we’ve got you covered!

    Join us for epic streams where players battle it out while watching streams that will make you LOL so hard, your creepers will explode from laughter!

    Our Youtube Channel is filled with content that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From epic karaoke sessions to crazy Twitter spaces, we’ve got it all!

    And don’t even get us started on our Merch! Dress your Minecraft character in the most stylish gear inspired by our Fuwawa and Mococo talents.

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into our /baubau/ content for even more madness. From baubau sings to NSFW shenanigans, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience Minecraft like never before! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Just be prepared for the insanity that awaits you!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/400 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9975 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 2
    Undead Armies Raised: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Orbs of Power Found: 7
    Crops Grown: 4423 Phoenix Feathers Found: 9
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server

    Pixelated Perfection: The LOL Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the blocks are THICC and the adventures are wilder than a herd of llamas on a rollercoaster!

    Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and found themselves face to face with a creeper wearing a top hat and monocle. Instead of blowing up, the creeper offered the player a quest to find the legendary diamond llama hidden deep within the enchanted forest. And so, the player embarked on a journey filled with pixelated peril and blocky excitement.

    But that’s not all! Our server is home to the best looking 2D game of all time – Minecraft! Just kidding, but seriously, our server is like a 2D art masterpiece come to life in a 3D world. You’ll be blown away by the gorgeous pixel art and stunning landscapes that await you around every corner.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even encounter a unicorn riding a pig or a dragon made of TNT. The possibilities are endless on our insane Minecraft server!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 5 Glitched Entities Encountered: 2
    Void Gems Collected: 40 Chimeras Created: 4
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 2 Sentient Weapons Trained: 3
    Ores Mined: 3827 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!

    GodCraft: Where the Old White God Rules and Rocks!
    Welcome to our Divine Minecraft Server, where we follow the commands of the one and only God of the White Man, Wr-Alda! Join us as we embark on a quest to rid our lands of the corrupting influence of the Jew and their brown race minions.

    On our server, you’ll learn the differences of the races and the dangers of mixing with those inferior beings created by the Jewish God Moloch Saturn. Keep control of your women and make sure they always submit to the men in their lives – just as the Lord God commands!

    But that’s not all – we have epic battles, crazy adventures, and even secret quests that will test your loyalty to the White Race. So come join us and be a part of something truly divine. Praise be to Wr-Alda, our Minecraft Overlord!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 95/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 4 Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Divine Scrolls Written: 12
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 1 Talking Trees Consulted: 3

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile

    CraftyExiles – Where Minecraft meets Path of Exile
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server, where the adventure never ends! Join now for a chance to win a lifetime supply of virtual diamonds and experience the thrill of battling zombie pigmen riding on giant chickens!

    Our server is so awesome that even Notch himself plays on it in disguise! Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon with a wooden sword, you’ll unlock a secret dimension filled with talking cows who will grant you wishes!

    But that’s not all, folks! We have a secret underground base where you can trade with intergalactic aliens for rare items and weapons. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden apples that give you superpowers!

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft journey of your life! Just remember to watch out for the creeper ninja assassins lurking in the shadows…they’re always up to mischief!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 851335 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 19
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 28
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 3 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 9

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

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  • RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition

    RageCraft: I Hate Life Edition
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of real life and dive into a world of pure AWESOMENESS!

    Join us if you want to avoid screaming “I HATE LIFE PLEASE FUCKING KILL ME” in front of your family because let’s be real, they’re probably tired of hearing it by now.

    Our server is so INSANE that you’ll forget all about your real life troubles and embark on wild adventures with fellow players. Who needs therapy when you can just play Minecraft, am I right?

    So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and let’s create some CRAZY memories together! Your family will thank you for it.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Epic Weapons Forged: 8
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 3
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 1 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7
    Legendary Heroes Trained: 1 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 1

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • 4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine

    4Shit – The Ultimate Troll Mine
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you laugh until you cry? Look no further, because has got you covered! Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories and insane adventures.

    Picture this: a weeb who dodged the pol question by selling his own shithole for profit. What a f*cking faggot, am I right? But don’t worry, we’ll make sure he eats sh*t for not addressing pol properly. And let’s not forget, 4chan is basically the Reddit of chans, so you know you’re in for a wild time.

    But wait, there’s more! On our server, you’ll have to pay to see the IP counter, avoid a retarded captcha, and say goodbye to banning cu**y. Are you ready to join us, you radical f*cking faggots? Let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 104/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 83
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 2 Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2
    Unseen Monsters Slain: 1 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Ores Mined: 5491 Hidden Villages Discovered: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 2 Cursed Villages Purged: 2

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

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  • French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    French Guiana FunCraft: Where Creepers Apply for Civil Service!

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can embark on a wild adventure like no other! Imagine this: you just applied for a civil service mission in French Guiana to study tropical forests, but instead of dealing with pesky mosquitoes and dangerous wildlife, you can do it all from the comfort of your own home in Minecraft!

    Join us for a chance to explore lush tropical forests filled with exotic creatures and hidden treasures. Who needs a real-life expedition when you can have all the excitement and none of the danger?

    So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server and start your virtual journey to French Guiana today! Who knows, you might even discover a hidden village of friendly villagers who are just waiting to trade with you for rare items. The possibilities are endless!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 12
    Ores Mined: 1436 Crops Grown: 6324
    Vanishing Structures Built: 3 Mines Excavated: 4456
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 4 Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 4 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 20

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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