Are you tired of being rejected like Kleros asking for a piece of the pie? Well, look no further than our Minecraft SMP where everyone is welcomed with open arms (unless you’re Kleros, sorry not sorry). Our community is filled with delegates who unanimously agree that you provide ALL the value for our chain, unlike poor Kleros. So come join us and leave those PNK bagholders in the dust, because in our SMP, the only cycles you’ll be counting are the ones you spend building epic structures and trolling your friends. Say goodbye to Kleros-Smellos Bagies and hello to a world of endless possibilities and laughter. Join us now and let’s show Kleros who’s boss!

Updated November 5, 2024

Players: 101/900 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.1 / 5
God-Killer Bows Constructed: 3 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 9
Celestial Events Witnessed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 4

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP

    Champion of the Creeper Olympics Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a legendary champion named Sir Carbob the Carbabby Slayer. He once defeated a horde of evil carbabbies with nothing but a wooden sword and a stack of potatoes. And let’s not forget about Lady Carbobella, the fearless warrior who tamed a wild carbabby and rode it into battle against the Ender Dragon.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest and most elusive mob in all of Minecraft – the mythical Carbobicorn. Legend has it that whoever can capture and tame a Carbobicorn will be granted unlimited diamonds and enchanted gear for life.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP now and become a part of the most carbabby-tastic adventure you’ll ever embark on!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Royal Courts Attended: 0
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 116

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Pixel Pals Minecraft Server

    Pixel Pals Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, look no further because our server is where all the action is at! Picture this: Krillin from Dragon Ball Z has somehow found his way into the Minecraft world and he’s causing chaos everywhere he goes. Will he use his destructo disc to mine diamonds? Will he team up with creepers to take down Ender Dragons? The possibilities are endless on our server! Join now for a chance to witness the epic saga of Krillin in Minecraft unfold before your very eyes. Trust us, you won’t want to miss this wild ride!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 13 Phantom Ships Sailed: 1
    Wilderness Tamed: 6 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 10

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter

    Welcome to Minecraft SMP: Blocky Banter
    Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build and mine all day? Well, look no further because Cretaceous Place is here to shake things up!

    Join us on this wild ride through time as we transport you back to the Cretaceous period. That’s right, you’ll be building and surviving among dinosaurs! Don’t worry, they’re friendly…mostly.

    But that’s not all! We have custom plugins that allow you to ride on the back of a T-Rex, tame a pterodactyl to fly around the map, and even battle it out in epic dino battles.

    And if that’s not enough to convince you, just wait until you hear about our monthly events. Last month, we had a meteor shower that rained down rare ores and materials. Who knows what crazy event we’ll come up with next!

    So what are you waiting for? Join Cretaceous Place today and experience Minecraft like never before. Just watch out for those sneaky velociraptors…they’re always up to no good.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 0 Cursed Villages Purged: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy

    RIP Minecraft Server Prodigy
    Join our Minecraft server and you’ll feel like a true legend too! Our production skills are so top-notch, even the Beatles would be jealous. We promise you’ll be rocking out to creeper explosions and zombie groans in no time. Who needs a yellow submarine when you can sail the high seas of our server with your trusty pickaxe and diamond armor? Come join us and let’s make some legendary memories together!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 103/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 20
    Titanic Battles Fought: 18 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP

    SecretlyCrafted Minecraft SMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have perfected “The LOL System,” a piece of technology that can analyze the most hilarious memories contained within your brain! Join us as we dive into the wacky world of Minecraft with outrageous adventures and insane stories.

    In our server, you can join Section Nine, our special police unit dedicated to investigating baffling or high-profile crimes in the Minecraft world. Use “The LOL System” to uncover the most ridiculous moments from your gameplay and share them with your fellow players.

    Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this highly regarded – and greatly feared – Minecraft SMP. Join us now for a laugh-out-loud experience like no other!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 106/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 8
    Dragon Scales Harvested: 455 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft

    Legacy Crystal PvP server Minecraft
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    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 102/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Necronomicon Pages Collected: 2 Dragon Eggs Found: 7804
    Goblin Markets Raided: 9 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

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  • Unironically… Minecraft Server

    Unironically… Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further, because our server is here to shake things up and make your gaming experience unforgettable!

    Join our server if you want to be part of a community where the only life philosophy is to have a laugh and not take things too seriously. We’ve got players who will challenge you to build the craziest structures, embark on epic quests, and maybe even engage in some friendly trolling.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a mythical creature said to lay diamonds instead of eggs. Some say it’s just a myth, but those who have seen it swear it’s real and will stop at nothing to find it.

    So, if you’re ready to join a Minecraft server that will have you questioning your sanity and laughing until your sides hurt, then come on over and join us. Who knows what adventures and shenanigans await you on our server? Just remember, in this world, the only life philosophy is to have fun and never take yourself too seriously.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Pirate Ships Raided: 0 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 7 Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 2

    Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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  • Happy Craft Minecraft SMP

    Happy Craft Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of mining and crafting alone in the dark, with only the sound of creepy cave noises to keep you company? Well, fear not, because on our server, we guarantee happiness! How, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

    Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our server and immediately found themselves surrounded by a herd of friendly llamas wearing top hats and monocles. These dapper llamas led the player on a wild adventure through fields of rainbow sheep and forests made entirely of candy canes. Along the way, they encountered a talking chicken who taught them how to fly using nothing but a feather and a dream.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Diamond Pig, a pig so rare and precious that its farts smell like freshly baked cookies. And if you’re lucky enough to find the Diamond Pig, it will grant you three wishes, no questions asked.

    So why wait? Join our server today and experience a world of pure happiness and ridiculousness like never before! Who needs boring old reality when you can have llamas in top hats and flying chickens? Happiness awaits you, my friend.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 92/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Gods Slained: 2
    Blood-Forged Axes Created: 8 Dragon Eggs Found: 3725

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server

    Oopsie Daisy Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everything goes smoothly? Well, look no further because on our server, everything that can go wrong, will go wrong!

    Join us for a wild ride as we unleash chaos upon the Minecraft world. Creepers that explode into rainbow confetti, chickens that shoot lasers out of their eyes, and villagers that break out into spontaneous dance parties.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Ender Dragon who has taken up knitting as a hobby and will challenge players to a knitting contest instead of a battle.

    So if you’re looking for a server where the unexpected is the norm and where you never know what crazy adventure awaits you around the corner, then come join us! Just be prepared for things to go horribly wrong in the most hilarious way possible.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 105/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 10 Immortal Anvils Forged: 13
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living

    Grandparents’ Minecraft SMP Living
    Are you tired of living with your boring grandparents or dreading the day your parents move in with you? Well, have no fear because on our Minecraft SMP, we have created a virtual retirement home for all the elderly players out there!

    Join our server and watch as your grandparents build epic structures, fight off creepers, and maybe even start their own virtual knitting club. And for those worried about their parents moving in, fear not! We have a virtual daycare where they can spend their days mining for diamonds and taming wolves.

    So why wait? Join now and give your elderly family members a new lease on life in our wacky Minecraft retirement community!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/400 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Chaos Gates Opened: 3
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 2 Mimic Chests Discovered: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

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  • Game Critique Minecraft Server

    Game Critique Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just offer the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most ridiculous way possible!

    Join us for the chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs while battling evil llamas with laser beams shooting out of their eyes. Want to build a giant toilet-shaped house? Go for it! We encourage creativity in all its wacky forms.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of dancing chickens who throw the most epic parties you’ve ever seen. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamond-encrusted bacon somewhere in the world.

    So why wait? Join our server now for a wild and crazy Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because anything can happen in this madcap world we’ve created.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 93/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Titles Earned: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 2
    Runes Activated: 8 Dragons Adopted as Pets: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • > a Year Later Minecraft SMP

    > a Year Later Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring old SMPs where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the wackiest, wildest, and most chaotic place you’ll ever find in Minecraft!

    Join us for epic adventures, insane pranks, and a community that never sleeps (literally, we have players from all time zones)! We’ve got players who have been collaborating for over a year and still haven’t run out of ideas – that’s dedication, folks.

    Forget about myth and council, they couldn’t handle our level of craziness. We’ve got secret underground bases, giant chicken statues, and a rivalry between two players that started over a potato (true story).

    So why wait? Join our server now and prepare for the most hilarious and unpredictable Minecraft experience of your life! Just be warned, once you join, there’s no turning back. Welcome to the madness!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 95/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Diamonds Mined: 2 Vanishing Items Found: 5
    Love Letters Sent: 7 Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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  • Blocky Politics Minecraft Server

    Blocky Politics Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of living in a world where you don’t know any Trump supporters? Well, fear not, because on our Minecraft server, we have a whole community of them! Join us and experience the thrill of building walls, making deals, and tweeting up a storm in our virtual world. Who knows, you might even get a chance to build a golden tower in honor of your favorite president! So come on, join us and make Minecraft great again!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 97/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3 Omnipotent Charms Created: 1
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Custom Characters Minecraft SMP

    Custom Characters Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of playing on boring old servers with the same old characters? Well, look no further because on our server, we have custom characters that will blow your mind! From a giant flying taco to a ninja unicorn, the possibilities are endless!

    ”’Explore our insane world!”’

    Join our Minecraft SMP and explore our insane world filled with floating islands, talking animals, and secret underground lairs. Rumor has it that there’s a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds guarded by a group of dancing zombies. Will you be brave enough to find it?

    ”’Join for the epic events!”’

    Every week, we host epic events that will test your Minecraft skills to the limit. From parkour races on top of a volcano to PvP battles in a giant maze, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, the winner of each event gets a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples! Who wouldn’t want that?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP today and experience the craziest, most hilarious adventures you’ve ever had in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 109/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 22 Phantom Blocks Placed: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

    What is the IP for LDShadowLady Minecraft Server?

    LDShadowLady, also known as Lizzie, is a popular British YouTuber known for her gaming content, primarily focusing on Minecraft. With over 6 million subscribers on her channel, LDShadowLady is known for her quirky and entertaining commentary, as well as her unique and creative approach to gaming. She is also a member of the gaming group The Pixel Pact. Off camera, LDShadowLady is an animal lover and frequently showcases her pets on her social media platforms.

    Updated November 5, 2024

    Players: 96/700 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 6 Lunar Scepters Activated: 5
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 21 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

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