LMAO Minecraft Server Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Pixelated Weebs United

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Are you tired of scrolling through endless lists of mediocre anime to watch? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is here to save the day! Join us for a wild adventure filled with pixelated anime characters, epic battles, and hilarious storylines that will have you laughing until you cry.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the rarest anime mobs you’ll ever encounter, from giant kawaii pandas to tsundere creepers who explode in a fit of tsundere rage. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the legendary waifu dragon, whose breath attack is a deadly combination of sparkles and rainbows.

So why waste your time watching boring anime when you can live out your wildest anime fantasies in our Minecraft server? Join us now and prepare for a journey that will leave you saying, “Who needs anime when you have this server?!”

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	22
Mines Excavated:	2756	Emeralds Found:	1456
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

ManlyMimicCraft: Where Guys Do Impressions of Women and Build Epic Worlds!

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

1. Our server is run by a group of talking parrots who have mastered the art of building epic structures with their beaks. You won’t believe your eyes when you see their creations!

2. We have a secret underground society of ninja turtles who roam the server, protecting players from creepers and zombies. They may even teach you some sweet ninja moves if you’re lucky!

3. The server’s main currency is not diamonds or emeralds, but rather… rubber ducks! That’s right, you can trade rubber ducks for rare items and power-ups. Quack-tastic!

4. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots at the bottom of the ocean. But beware, the chest is guarded by a giant squid who loves to challenge players to underwater dance-offs.

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky Minecraft server today and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	84
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	27	Magic Items Found:	2152
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Soul Swords Wielded:	4
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	12

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

BratwurstCraft: Where Creepers wear lederhosen and Endermen play polka

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is the last culturally influential iteration of Germany! That’s right, forget about boring old factions and survival modes, on our server, you’ll be building your own Berlin Wall and reenacting the fall of the Berlin Wall every day!

Join us for epic battles between Steve and Herobrine as they fight for control of the Reichstag building. And don’t forget to visit our exclusive beer garden where you can trade diamonds for schnitzel and sauerkraut.

But that’s not all! Our server also features a secret underground bunker where you can uncover hidden treasures and artifacts from World War II. Who knows, you might even stumble upon Hitler’s lost stash of golden apples!

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the insanity of the last culturally influential iteration of Germany in Minecraft! Prost! 🍻🇩🇪

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Emeralds Found:	1635	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	10	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Crafty Commanders – Write, Build, Conquer!

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Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! We’re not just any old server, we’re the writing thread for VTuber fanfiction enthusiasts. Our stories range from greentext shitposts that will have you rolling on the floor laughing, to full-length adventure novels that will have you on the edge of your seat. And let’s not forget about the smut – we’ve got fantasies for days!

Join us and immerse yourself in three years worth of stories that will leave you questioning your own sanity. From wild HoloX discussions to unexpected pregnancies and everything in between, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Plus, we even have a special reentry for bakers because why the heck not?

So, what are you waiting for? Dive into our archive of insanity and join us for a ride you’ll never forget. Who knows, you might even become one of our resident sluts by the end of it all!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	7
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16	Dragons Tamed:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Magic Items Found:	2575

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

Anon’s Block Party: No. 673206289 LOL Edition

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild rollercoaster ride through a land of craziness!

Join us and you’ll be greeted by a talking llama who will guide you through the wackiest adventures you’ve ever experienced. From fighting off zombie chickens with laser eyes to riding on giant flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the skeletons are the backup dancers. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds, emeralds, and…potatoes?

So why waste your time on boring servers when you can join us for a laugh-out-loud, meme-filled, potato-loving good time? Come on, what are you waiting for? Let’s get this party started! LMAO!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	4	Runes Activated:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Gnome Villages Protected:	4	Mines Excavated:	1736
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Crafty Crackers: Where even Steve can’t resist the urge to dab on them haters

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Looking for a Minecraft server where you can finally show some respect for your leaders? Look no further! Join our server where we worship our admins like they’re royalty – literally! Our players bow down to our server owner like they’re the king of the world, and don’t even get us started on our mods – they’re treated like gods among men!

Forget about those other servers where the admins are treated like corrupt scum – here, our leaders are adored by all! Just like how Saudis love bin Salman and Emiratis love Al Nahyan, our players can’t get enough of our staff members. And don’t even get us started on the Western leaders – Trudeau, Biden, Macron? Who are they? We only know our glorious server owner and their loyal mods!

So if you’re tired of the disrespect shown to leaders in the real world, come join our Minecraft server where you can finally show some love and admiration for those in charge. Who knows, you might even get a special in-game title for your undying loyalty!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	179	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	7
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Legendary Heroes Trained:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	5	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	58	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Blocky McBlockface: Where Creepers Fear to Tread

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Are you tired of being a measly 5’3″ in real life? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and become a towering giant in a blocky world where height is no limit! You can finally live out your dream of being a skyscraper among mere mortals. Plus, rumor has it that the Ender Dragon is actually afraid of tall players, so you’ll have a leg up in battle. Join now and reach new heights (literally)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	93/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Magical Ponies Rescued:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7259
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Crafty Saiyans Minecraft Server: Where Pixels Meet Power Levels

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old themes? Well, look no further because our server is a mix of Dragon Ball Z and Sailor Moon! That’s right, you can build your own power levels and transform into magical warriors while battling it out with other players.

Join us for epic hour-long marathons where you can show off your skills and dominate the competition. Our server is so popular, even Toonami wants a piece of the action! Plus, we have a special deal with FUNimation and Saban that guarantees you the best experience possible.

Don’t miss out on the chance to be a part of this unique and exciting server. Who knows, you might even become the ultimate warrior and save the world from evil forces. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let the fun begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Mystic Runes Engraved:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Crafty Coincidence: Where Minecraft Shenanigans Happen by Chance!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us for a wild ride filled with unexpected twists and turns.

Ever wanted to ride a llama into battle while wearing a suit made entirely of diamonds? Well, on our server, that’s just a regular Tuesday! Our community is full of quirky characters and hilarious shenanigans that will keep you entertained for hours on end.

But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that our server is home to a secret underground disco party where the creepers are the DJs and the zombies are the dancers. Who wouldn’t want to be a part of that madness?

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and experience the craziness for yourself. Remember, on our server, anything is possible…even if it’s just a coincidence!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Secret Passages Found:	5
Vanishing Structures Built:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

ShonCraft: Where Creepers Wear Sunglasses and Pigs Fly First Class

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with no personality? Well, look no further because Fallenshadow’s Minecraft server is the place to be! Join us for a wild ride filled with schizo lolis, husbands galore, and ASMR sessions that will make your blocks tremble with excitement.

But wait, there’s more! We have a Ribbon Cage where you can watch the most epic battles between players, VODs that will leave you in stitches, and clips that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. And don’t forget to follow us on Twitter for all the latest updates from our resident Menheras and Otis the manager.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server and become part of the craziest Minecraft community on the internet. Just remember to refresh yourself on the rules before posting, and don’t forget to ignore, report, and hide those pesky shitposters. It’s all in a day’s work for Fallenshadow and her crew. See you in the game!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

Crafty McLaughington’s Epic Block Party: ‘a perfect Saturday’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old quests and challenges? Well, look no further because our server is like a Saturday for an h-game thread – wild, unpredictable, and full of surprises!

Join us for a chance to ride on the back of a giant chicken as it soars through the skies, battling evil cows with laser eyes. Or how about diving into a pool of rainbow lava and emerging with superpowers like the ability to shoot diamond swords from your fingertips?

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Blocktopus, a creature made entirely out of blocks that can grant you three wishes if you can defeat it in a dance-off. And rumor has it, there’s a secret dungeon hidden deep underground where you can find the rarest loot in all of Minecraft – including a pair of enchanted boots that make you run faster than a speeding minecart.

So why wait? Join our server today and experience the craziest, most ridiculous adventures you’ve ever had in Minecraft. It’s a Saturday for an h-game thread come to life!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Scepters Created:	5	Crops Grown:	2052
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	34
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	4	Ores Mined:	825

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

AdmireCraft: Where Steve and Herobrine team up for epic adventures!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme and memes are law! Join us on a wild adventure with two legendary heroes from /pol/ – Chad Thundercock and Karen the Manager Slayer.

Chad Thundercock is known for his incredible mining skills and ability to wield a diamond sword with finesse. He once defeated an army of creepers with nothing but his bare hands and a stack of pork chops. Karen the Manager Slayer is a master builder who can construct a castle out of dirt blocks in under five minutes. She once took down an entire village of villagers who dared to raise their prices on emeralds.

Join our server and prove Karen wrong on her latest conspiracy theory that the Ender Dragon is actually a government experiment gone wrong. Will you be able to uncover the truth and save the Minecraft world from impending doom? Only one way to find out – join us now!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Potions Brewed:	129	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	11
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Crafty McCraftface: Where democracy is just as chaotic as building a house in Minecraft!

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Tired of being governed by a bunch of blockheads in Minecraft? Join our server where we practice direct democracy! No more waiting for someone else to make decisions for you, now you can vote on everything from building projects to server rules. Who needs a mayor when you can be the master of your own fate? Join now and let your voice be heard – unless you’re a creeper, then we don’t negotiate with terrorists.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	2619	Holy Grails Found:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

Anime Birth Year Server: Build, Mine, and Debate the Best Anime of Your Birth Year!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching paint dry? Well, look no further because our server is like a wild anime adventure that aired the year you were born! Imagine battling creepers with your favorite anime characters by your side, using their epic powers to conquer the pixelated world. Join us for a truly unique and hilarious experience that will have you laughing and crafting for hours on end. So what are you waiting for? Come join the fun and discover the best anime that aired the year you were born, only on our crazy Minecraft server!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Magical Moments Shared:	21
Immortal Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	10
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Crafty Cravings: Not Just for Porn Addicts

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers? Do you want to join a server where you can embrace your inner goon and get paid for it? Look no further, because on our server, we welcome all porn addicts who work from home and want to pump and goon while playing Minecraft!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous adventures, insane builds, and a community of like-minded individuals who understand the struggle of trying to balance work and play. Plus, did we mention that you can actually get paid to pump and goon on our server? It’s like a dream come true!

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let’s get weird together on the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	103/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0
Alien Abductions:	4	Players Killed by Monsters:	4811
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	48	Lunar Scepters Activated:	11

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Soul Contracts Signed:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	36	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4