LMAO Minecraft Server Madness | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Hot Blocks Club

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Welcome to the most chaotic and ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and accidentally turned their pet pig into a flying unicorn with laser eyes. True story.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can ride dragons, build castles made entirely of cake, and even participate in epic dance battles with the Ender Dragon. Oh, and did we mention that every time you mine a diamond, a chorus of singing villagers appears to serenade you?

If you’re looking for a Minecraft experience like no other, then look no further than Ohitusoikeuspainos! Join us now and prepare for a wild ride filled with laughter, adventure, and maybe even a little bit of magic.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Night Skies:	2
Cozy Campfires Lit:	24	Magical Moments Shared:	23
Endless Legions Commanded:	13	Gods Slained:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

GoonCraft: Arkham Asylum Edition!

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Are you tired of being a regular old goon in the Arkham universe? Do you want to spice up your criminal career with some pixelated fun? Then look no further than our Minecraft server!

Join us and become the ultimate goon in a world where the only limits are your imagination (and maybe a few creepers). Build your own villainous lair, team up with other goons to pull off heists, and even battle it out with Batman himself (well, maybe just a player dressed as Batman, but close enough)!

But that’s not all – we also have exclusive mini-games like “Joker’s Funhouse” where you can test your skills in deadly obstacle courses and “Two-Face’s Coin Flip” where luck is the only thing standing between you and victory.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and show Gotham City who the real goon boss is!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Swords Crafted:	85	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Mines Excavated:	1852
Forbidden Relics Collected:	5	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

KentuckyCraft: Where Creepers Wear MAGA Hats

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules? Well, have we got the server for you! Introducing the most outrageous and insane Minecraft server you’ll ever play on!

Join our server and experience the thrill of criminalizing homelessness in a virtual world! That’s right, just like the “Safer Kentucky Act,” our server allows you to shoot homeless players engaging in “unlawful camping.” It’s a wild west out there, folks!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is like 20 servers packed into one! You can enhance penalties for sleeping in your virtual car, damaging your virtual apartment, or fleeing from virtual police. And don’t forget about our three-strike rule, where the third strike could mean a mandatory life sentence or virtual execution!

Join now and be a part of the craziest Minecraft server on the internet. Who needs boring old survival mode when you can experience the thrill of extreme anti-homeless, tough-on-crime gameplay? Don’t miss out on the action – join today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	421	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	4
Crops Grown:	2695	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Cosmic Pies Baked:	8

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineCrafty McMineFace: Where you can dig, build, and avoid work guilt-free! Join us for epic adventures!

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Are you tired of sitting around doing nothing for 8 hours a day at your internship? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and escape the monotony of real life by building, exploring, and battling creepers! Who needs a boring internship when you can be the master of your own virtual world? Plus, rumor has it that Steve from Minecraft actually got his start on our server before becoming a blocky legend. So come join us and start your journey to virtual greatness!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	124	Cursed Amulets Found:	3
Endless Night Skies:	5	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Pixelated Weebs R Us

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Are you tired of being told what anime or manga you should like just because it’s popular? Do you want to join a server where contrarian anime fags roam free, sharing their hot takes on why the mainstream stuff sucks? Look no further, because our server is the perfect place for you!

Join us and immerse yourself in a world where the most outrageous opinions reign supreme. From claiming that Pikachu is overrated to arguing that Naruto is just a rip-off of Dragon Ball Z, our members will stop at nothing to defend their contrarian views.

So why wait? Join our server today and become part of a community that thrives on going against the norm. Who knows, you might even discover a new favorite anime or manga that no one else has ever heard of!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Meteorites Collected:	0

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

SnowflakeCraft: Where you’ll question your complexion and your sanity!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as bland as vanilla ice cream? Well, look no further, because our server is as wild and crazy as a herd of llamas on a sugar rush! Join us and experience the thrill of riding pigs into battle, building giant statues of Steve made entirely out of diamonds, and participating in epic dance parties with creepers (they’ve got some sick moves, trust us).

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary “Am I white?” challenge, where players must navigate a maze filled with confusing optical illusions and mind-bending puzzles to prove once and for all if they are truly white (spoiler alert: the answer is always yes, because who even knows what that means in the context of Minecraft?).

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and prepare to have your mind blown (and maybe your house blown up by a stray TNT block, but hey, that’s all part of the fun)!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	4
Unseen Monsters Slain:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5406
Epic Quests Completed:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	10

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

PickmeCraft: Where LOLitubers Rule the Minecraft World!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where everyone takes themselves too seriously? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate pickme paradise for all you lolitubers out there!

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous build battles, where the winner gets to wear a crown made entirely out of diamonds and ride a pig into battle! And don’t even get us started on our epic treasure hunts, where the loot is so good, even the Ender Dragon is jealous.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary LOLituber Olympics, where players compete in ridiculous challenges like synchronized sheep shearing and llama rodeo. The winner gets bragging rights for life and a lifetime supply of virtual cookies.

So why waste your time on boring servers when you could be part of the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft community around? Join us today and let the LOLs begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Runes Activated:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Falling into the Void:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

CreeperSmilesMC – “Why is she smiling like that?”

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is mining for diamonds and building basic structures? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up in the most hilarious way possible!

Join our server and you’ll find yourself in a world where pigs fly, literally! Our custom plugin allows pigs to sprout wings and soar through the sky, causing chaos and confusion wherever they go. You’ll never look at a pig the same way again!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary “Dancing Creeper” who loves to bust a move whenever players come near. Don’t worry, he won’t explode on you… we think.

And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon the secret disco party hidden deep underground, where skeletons and zombies show off their best dance moves to the beat of the jukebox. It’s a party you won’t want to miss!

So why is she smiling like that? Because she’s already joined our server and experienced all the craziness and laughter that comes with it. Don’t miss out – join today and get ready for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	110/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	322318	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

PrussianCraft: Where Brandenburgians, Pommeranians, Silesians, and more unite for epic Minecraft adventures!

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Are you tired of playing on servers filled with cucks? Look no further, because our Minecraft server is exclusively for True Prussians, Saxons, Bavarians, and Austrians. If you’re not one of these based Germans, then sorry, but you’re just a cuck.

Join us for epic battles, where only the strongest and most based players will survive. Build your own Prussian fortress, conquer Silesia, and show those Rhinelanders who’s boss. And don’t even get us started on those Hannoveranians and Westphalians – total cucks.

So if you’re ready to join a server where only the most based Germans thrive, then come on over to our server. Just remember, if you’re not a True Prussian, Saxon, Bavarian, or Austrian, then you’re just a cuck.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Magic Items Found:	6457
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	29	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

FateCraft – Where Creeper meets Saber for epic battles and blocky adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with adventures and craziness that will leave you laughing until you cry.

Picture this: you’re mining for diamonds when suddenly, a horde of water monsters appears! But don’t worry, we’ve got a special event where you can battle these monsters on a floating island of innocence. And if that’s not enough, we’ve got a summoning event where you can call forth the legendary Hai Ba Trung to help you in your quest.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is filled with advanced quests that will test your skills to the limit. And if you ever need help planning your next move, we’ve got all the tools you need, from servant material lookup to a coin calculator and even a damage calculator.

So why wait? Join our server now and experience the craziest, most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen. Don’t miss out on the fun – join us today!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	8	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	37
Vanishing Items Found:	8	Magical Moments Shared:	19
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Mimic Chests Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PepeCraft: Where Memes and Anime Collide in Blocky Adventures!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t even mention Pepe the frog in your favorite anime? Well, look no further because our server is the ultimate Pepe paradise! Join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and of course, tons of Pepe references that will have you ROFLing all day long. Plus, rumor has it that if you find the secret Pepe shrine hidden deep within our server, you’ll be granted three wishes by the meme gods themselves. So what are you waiting for? Come join us and let the Pepe party begin!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Mythical Relics Collected:	10
Vanishing Structures Built:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Void Armor Forged:	22

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

PuzzleCraft: Where Puzzles Are Solved and Blocks Are Mined!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Look no further, because our server is the ultimate puzzle paradise! Join us at Minewind and get ready to put your brain to the test with mind-bending puzzles that will have you scratching your head in confusion (in a good way, of course).

But that’s not all – rumor has it that there’s a secret treasure hidden somewhere in the depths of the server. Will you be the one to uncover it and claim your riches? Or will you be outsmarted by the devious puzzles and never see the light of day again? Only time will tell!

So why wait? Join us at Minewind and embark on the craziest, most puzzling adventure of your Minecraft life. Just be sure to bring your thinking cap – you’re gonna need it!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cursed Statues Activated:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Zombie Dances:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13
Secret Guilds Joined:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

Blocky Beauty Boutique: Where Even the Creepers Are Fabulous!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where nothing exciting ever happens? Well, come join our server where the NPCs are so advanced, they’ll clean your toilet for you! That’s right, in our virtual world, even the characters have jobs to do. And who wouldn’t want a Brazilian maid cleaning their Minecraft toilet? Trust us, it’s a game-changer. So come join us for a wild and wacky adventure that you won’t find anywhere else. Just be sure to bring your sense of humor and a plunger!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	102/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	17
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Relics Collected:	16
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Minty McBlockface – The Ultimate Fantôme Adventure!

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever lay your blocky eyes on! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about Lady Mint Edition. Legend has it that she once tamed a herd of creepers and rode them into battle against a horde of zombie pigmen. Her skills are unmatched, her builds are legendary, and her YouTube channel is the stuff of Minecraft dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Join this Minecraft server and become a part of the most epic adventure you’ll ever experience. Just be sure to watch out for those sneaky Endermen – they’re always up to no good!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	9	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Dimension Hops:	15

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrownTownCraft: Where we ask the important questions like “How brown is too brown?” Join us for some LOLs and epic adventures!

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Are you tired of boring, bland Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is so brown, it’ll make you question if brown is even a color! Join us for a wild ride through a world where everything is brown – the trees, the animals, even the diamonds! But be warned, if you can’t handle the brown, you might just go insane! So come on, join us and see just how brown you can handle!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	90/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	19
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	46
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	23
Runes Activated:	6	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Zombie Dances:	3	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48