Join our Minecraft SMP if you want to escape the curse of boomer privilege and live to see your 80s! We offer a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without the fear of dying from weird cancers or shit like that in your 60s. Plus, rumor has it that our server is protected by a magical forcefield that repels any boomer vibes trying to sneak in. So come join us and defy the odds of aging gracefully in the world of Minecraft!

Updated September 28, 2024

Players: 107/100 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Falling into the Void: 3 Undead Armies Raised: 0
Cursed Taverns Survived: 2 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 5
Elemental Crystals Collected: 87 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
Crystal Palaces Visited: 1 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 2
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 9 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

New Minecraft Server
GYAT.Minewind.net
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