| Players: | 91/100 | Votes: | 6568 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Dimension Hops: | 0 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 5 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 8 | Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 3 |
| God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 10 | Falling into the Void: | 3 |
| Mysterious Portals Opened: | 9 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 7 |
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 3 | Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 |
| Hidden Villages Discovered: | 3 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 6 |
| Crystal Caves Mapped: | 9 | Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 |
Vanilla server 1.18.2 – 1.20.4
lc.mclan.ru
| Players: | 95/500 | Votes: | 901 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Celestial Beings Befriended: | 5 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 6 |
| Teleportation Mishaps: | 4 | Duplicated Mobs Battled: | 4 |
| Lost Cities Unearthed: | 3 | Magical Beanstalks Grown: | 1 |
| Eternal Flames Captured: | 6 | Rune Stones Activated: | 12 |
| Astral Projections Made: | 0 | Underground Cities Explored: | 2 |
| Epic Shields Constructed: | 12 | Mythical Beasts Vanquished: | 2 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 1 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 19 |
| Players: | 93/700 | Votes: | 2224 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Endless Legions Commanded: | 20 | Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 |
| Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 8 | Epic Quests Completed: | 21 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Rainbows Spotted: | 4 |
| Powerful Allies Recruited: | 6 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
| Shadow Realms Conquered: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 170 |
| Werewolf Howls Heard: | 1 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 0 |
| Players: | 98/600 | Votes: | 8938 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 |
| Celestial Gardens Planted: | 5 | Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 |
| Animals Bred: | 81 | Void Armor Forged: | 28 |
| Phantom Blocks Placed: | 4 | Time-Warping Watches Found: | 3 |
| Meteorite Armor Created: | 22 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 3103 |
| Infinite Doors Opened: | 3 | Star Shards Collected: | 79 |
| Whispering Shadows Heard: | 4 | World-Altering Spells Cast: | 1 |
Imagine a world where your mother-in-law claims your cat as her own, but you know deep down that kitty is yours. Will you stand up to her and reclaim your rightful title as the cat’s true owner? Or will you let her continue to refer to herself as “mommy” while you silently seethe with resentment? The choice is yours on our server!
But that’s not all – we also have epic battles, crazy quests, and a community of players who are just as dysfunctional as your in-laws. So come join us and let the chaos ensue! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find a cat companion who will stand vigil while you mine for diamonds or build a fortress. It’s a wild ride, but hey, at least you’re not dealing with your mother-in-law in real life, right?
| Players: | 104/200 | Votes: | 6150 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 3 | Endless Night Skies: | 4 |
| Epic Weapons Forged: | 7 | Blood Moons Survived: | 2 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 6 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 1 |
| Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 25 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 16 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 10 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 1 |
| Witch’s Brew Drunk: | 18 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 1 |
| Lost Souls Rescued: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 14 |
| Players: | 106/400 | Votes: | 7818 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Dragon Scales Harvested: | 399 | Galactic Jellyfish Caught: | 3 |
| Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 57 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 10 |
| Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 8706 |
| Pirate Ships Raided: | 3 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 11 |
| Magical Carpet Rides Taken: | 1 | Endless Mazes Conquered: | 1 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 5 | Shadow Daggers Crafted: | 29 |
| Zombie Dances: | 1 | Vanishing Items Found: | 6 |
But wait, there’s more! We have epic PvP battles every Tuesday where the winner gets a lifetime supply of golden apples. And don’t even get me started on the dance parties we have in the nether. It’s like a rave with creepers, bro.
So if you want to join the most epic Minecraft SMP server of all time, hit me up and I’ll send you the secret invite code. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just make sure to bring your best pickaxe and a sense of humor, because things get pretty wild around here. Let’s goooooo!
| Players: | 103/600 | Votes: | 8286 |
| Rating: | 4.4 / 5 | ||
| Haunted Chests Opened: | 0 | Infinity Stones Found: | 1 |
| Cursed Amulets Found: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 0 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 0 | Spectral Entities Defeated: | 5 |
| Chimeras Created: | 3 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 2 |
| Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 3 |
| Epic Quests Completed: | 8 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 3 |
| Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 1 | Falling into the Void: | 1 |
Join us and you’ll find yourself riding pigs into battle against armies of evil chickens, all while wearing a diamond helmet shaped like a taco. Need a new pet? How about a pet zombie that moonwalks on command?
But wait, there’s more! For just 98 cents, you’ll also get access to our exclusive “Llama Lovers Club,” where llamas rule the land and players ride around on giant flying llamas named Larry.
So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to boring old servers and come join us for a Minecraft experience that’s more ridiculous than a chicken in a top hat!
| Players: | 110/600 | Votes: | 823 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Living Statues Befriended: | 2 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 204 |
| Potions Brewed: | 64 | Haunted Mines Explored: | 1 |
| Rune Stones Activated: | 11 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 12 |
| Gorgon Shields Crafted: | 1 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 3 |
| Quantum Bards Serenaded: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 4 |
| Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 3 | Ancient Ruins Explored: | 2 |
| Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 2 | Soul Contracts Signed: | 3 |
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 5659 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Magical Frogs Kissed: | 5 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
| Epic Battles Fought: | 9 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 23 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 1 | Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 10 |
| Talking Trees Consulted: | 6 | Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Dragons Tamed: | 7 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 8 |
| Secret Libraries Discovered: | 4 | Legendary Titles Earned: | 3 |
| Mineshafts Explored: | 1 | Magic Crystals Found: | 7 |
like, forget about greenland, come chill with us and build the most epic creations ever. we got crazy events like pig racing and chicken jousting. plus, our community is so lit, you’ll never want to leave.
seriously, if you’re not on this server, you’re missing out big time. so come join us and let’s show greenland who’s boss in the world of minecraft!
| Players: | 106/1000 | Votes: | 9094 |
| Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 3 | Battle Standards Raised: | 14 |
| Royal Decrees Issued: | 1 | Herobrine Sightings: | 1 |
| Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 3 | Ghost Trains Ridden: | 2 |
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: | 2 |
| Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 5 |
| Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 1 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 2 | Forbidden Doors Opened: | 1 |
| Players: | 103/700 | Votes: | 3770 |
| Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
| Void Gems Collected: | 20 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 6 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
| Enchanted Forests Planted: | 11 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 202 |
| Dragon Eggs Found: | 8475 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 |
| Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 | Gryphons Tamed: | 1 |
| Darkness Engulfments Escaped: | 3 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 11 |
| Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 | Eldritch Medallions Worn: | 10 |
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| Players: | 99/700 | Votes: | 7619 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Shadow Wolves Tamed: | 1 | Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 3 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 2 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 3 |
| Dragon Eggs Hatched: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 7 |
| Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 1 |
| Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 2 | Ether Blades Crafted: | 18 |
| Whispering Caves Entered: | 7 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 1 |
| Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 11 | Epic Bosses Defeated: | 0 |
And get this, the creepers here don’t explode, they breakdance to dubstep music. It’s like a rave party in the Nether, man. You haven’t lived until you’ve seen a zombie doing the Macarena while chasing you, trust me.
Plus, the villagers here are all secretly aliens plotting to take over the world. But don’t worry, they’re cool once you get to know them. They’ll trade you emeralds for your soul, no biggie.
So, come join us on this Minecraft server, where reality is just a suggestion and chaos reigns supreme. It’s like a fever dream, but with more diamonds. See you there, bro!
| Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 4522 |
| Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
| Nightmare Scenarios Survived: | 2 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
| Vanishing Structures Built: | 3 | Underground Cities Explored: | 3 |
| Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: | 1 | Gnome Villages Protected: | 7 |
| Cozy Campfires Lit: | 6 | Orbs of Power Found: | 9 |
| Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Divine Relics Bestowed: | 6 |
| Titan Hearts Harvested: | 4 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
| Magical Ponies Rescued: | 5 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 4 |
Picture this: a 51-year-old mom announces she’s pregnant again, and her kids lose their minds. The older siblings are cool as cucumbers, but the younger ones start a yelling match that would put WWE wrestlers to shame. It’s a showdown of epic proportions, with tears, sulking, and finger-pointing galore.
But wait, there’s more! The family drama doesn’t stop there. Human cockroach siblings, a stepfather who’s just there for the ride, and a baby sister who steals hearts and gets spoiled rotten. It’s a rollercoaster of emotions that will leave you questioning your own family dynamics.
So why join our Minecraft server? Because where else can you find a virtual world with more twists and turns than a telenovela? Come for the gameplay, stay for the drama. It’s a family affair you won’t want to miss.
| Players: | 104/900 | Votes: | 3545 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Ancient Dragons Awakened: | 1 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
| Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: | 3 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
| Magical Familiars Summoned: | 5 | Immortal Potions Brewed: | 11 |
| Paranormal Events Investigated: | 3 | Cursed Lands Purified: | 4 |
| Chaos Emeralds Discovered: | 4 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
| Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 3 | Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 1 |
| Villages Defended: | 17 | Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Our server is also filled with boss battles where you have to defend yourself against being treated like a child by your superiors. Show them who’s boss by standing up for yourself and shouting “Stop shouting at me!” just like in the soda can incident.
And don’t worry about growing up and maturing, because on our server, you can be yourself and still be judged by everyone around you. It’s a wild ride of sibling drama and self-discovery. So come on in and ask yourself, “Am I the Asshole in this situation?” Join now for a truly unique Minecraft experience!
| Players: | 98/1000 | Votes: | 3609 |
| Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
| Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 3 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 |
| Gnome Villages Protected: | 3 | Orbs of Power Found: | 7 |
| Astral Orbs Gathered: | 19 | Magic Items Found: | 7260 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 14 | Endless Staircases Climbed: | 3 |
| Astral Staffs Crafted: | 11 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 8 |
| Soul Swords Wielded: | 3 | Herobrine Sightings: | 4 |
| Royal Courts Attended: | 1 | Dragon Hoards Looted: | 3 |
Picture this: one time, we had a massive chicken parade where everyone dressed up as chickens and marched around the whole server clucking like crazy. It was lit, fam. And don’t even get me started on the time we all built giant statues of ourselves out of diamond blocks just for funsies.
But wait, there’s more! We have epic build battles where you have to build a house using only TNT and lava. It’s a total blast, literally. And every Friday night, we have a dance party at the village square where we all bust out our best moves and show off our sick dance skills.
So, if you’re ready to give up on the hustle and just go with the flow, come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP. Trust me, you won’t regret it. Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a whole lot of energy, ’cause things are about to get wild up in here!
| Players: | 99/500 | Votes: | 1343 |
| Rating: | 4.6 / 5 | ||
| Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: | 4 | Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 5 |
| Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Mystic Runes Engraved: | 7 |
| Undead Armies Raised: | 3 | Teleportation Mishaps: | 5 |
| Immortal Anvils Forged: | 11 | Alternate Realities Explored: | 5 |
| Leprechaun Gold Stolen: | 1 | Soul Swords Wielded: | 4 |
| Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: | 7 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 3 |
| Cursed Swords Broken: | 3 | Soulbound Rings Equipped: | 9 |
