LinkCraft Minecraft Server | New Minecraft Servers 2024

Crafty McLaughington’s LOLtastic Adventure Land

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Are you tired of the same old boring Minecraft servers where you just build stuff and mine for resources? Well, do we have the server for you! Join us for an epic adventure where we plan to end the world… but in a totally fun and orchestrated way!

Picture this: you and your friends team up to unleash chaos and destruction upon the Minecraft world. Build giant TNT cannons, summon hordes of zombies, and create massive explosions that will make even the creepers jealous. It’s the ultimate apocalypse experience, and it’s all happening on our server.

But wait, there’s more! We have special events where you can ride on the back of a flying pig, battle a dragon with a diamond sword, and even challenge the Ender Dragon to a dance-off. Plus, our community is full of hilarious players who will keep you laughing for hours on end.

So why wait? Join us on our server and let’s end the world together… in the most epic and lolzy way possible!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	7
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Divine Scrolls Written:	8	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0
Alien Abductions:	0	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

Blocky Blunders: ‘not my problem’ Minecraft Madness

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Welcome to the most chaotic, unpredictable, and downright ridiculous Minecraft server you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story.

Once upon a time, a player stumbled upon our server and decided to build a giant statue of a llama made entirely out of diamonds. Little did they know, that llama came to life and started wreaking havoc on the entire server, spitting out fireballs and causing chaos wherever it went. But hey, who doesn’t love a little excitement?

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground dungeon filled with treasure, guarded by a gang of mischievous chickens armed with swords and shields. If you can defeat them and claim the loot, you’ll be hailed as a hero among players.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, just know that our server is home to the legendary Rainbow Sheep, a mystical creature that grants wishes to those who can find it. Want a stack of diamonds? Just ask the Rainbow Sheep and it shall be yours.

So come join us on this wild and wacky Minecraft adventure, where the only rule is that there are no rules. Just remember, whatever happens on the server, it’s not my problem!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	8
Shadow Figures Spotted:	9	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	9
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

CraftyCare: Where you can mine diamonds and work on yourself at the same time! 💎💪

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Join our Minecraft server and level up your self-care game like never before! Our virtual spa area is stocked with the most luxurious hair and skincare products, courtesy of our generous sister NPC. Lather up with diamond-infused shampoo, exfoliate with emerald face masks, and relax in our obsidian hot tub. Your Minecraft character will be glowing with gratitude, just like you’ll be glowing with love for your sister (even if she’s just a computer program). So come join us and pamper yourself silly, because self-care is the best care!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	14	Players Killed by Monsters:	2933
Magical Moments Shared:	21	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

PuppyCraft: Where you can dig for diamonds but still can’t buy a submarine!

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Are you tired of working like a dog just to afford a measly submarine? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and you’ll have the chance to mine for diamonds so big, you can trade them in for your very own submarine! Forget about real life struggles, come join us and start living your best underwater life in style. Who needs a job when you can just dig for riches in our virtual world? So what are you waiting for? Dive into our server today and start your journey to submarine ownership!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	29
Magic Items Found:	5813	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Spectral Entities Defeated:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Infinite Doors Opened:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Crafty AF: ‘>Yup, that’s me’ Minecraft Server

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe a few creepers trying to blow you up.

Picture this: You’re peacefully mining for diamonds when suddenly a group of chickens start a rebellion against the pigs, causing chaos and hilarity to ensue.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a secret underground society of llamas who have mastered the art of llama jousting. Join their ranks and become a llama knight, riding into battle on your trusty steed.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, we also have a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots that can grant you unlimited power (or just make you really full).

So come join us on our wacky Minecraft server, where every day is a new adventure and the only rule is to have fun (and maybe watch out for those pesky creepers).

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	93/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimension Hops:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	1479	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	11

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Crafty Carb Coma

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that don’t tickle your tummy just right? Well, look no further because our server is here to satisfy all your tummy-rumbling needs!

Join us for a wild ride through a land filled with bacon trees, chocolate rivers, and marshmallow mountains. But beware, the evil broccoli monsters lurk in the shadows, waiting to steal your snacks!

But fear not, for our server is equipped with magical food armor that will protect you from any hungry enemies. And if you’re feeling extra brave, you can even challenge the legendary Cheeseburger Dragon for a chance to win the ultimate feast!

So come on down to our server and let your tummy lead the way to adventure and deliciousness! Trust us, you won’t be disappointed.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	47	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	18
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

YeetCraft: ‘Is this any good?’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old boring features? Well, look no further because our server is like a unicorn riding a rainbow through a field of diamonds!

Join us for the chance to ride a giant chicken into battle against a horde of evil zombie villagers who are trying to steal all the cake in the land. And if that’s not enough, we also have a secret underground disco party where you can dance with creepers and skeletons until the sun comes up.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Blocky McBlockface, a mythical creature made entirely out of blocks who grants wishes to all who can defeat him in a game of parkour. And rumor has it that he once turned a player’s diamond sword into a diamond spatula just for kicks.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and experience the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	105/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Runes Activated:	1
Falling into the Void:	3	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Crafty Memes & Blocks: ‘/pol/ WRONG AGAIN’ Minecraft Server

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Join our Minecraft server and become a part of the epic saga of Bollard Man, the Chad Frenchman who fought off a knife-wielding maniac on an escalator! Our server is filled with beautiful Aussie women who praise our players for their bravery and citizenship is even offered by Anthony Albanese himself. Don’t be stuck on a server full of incels and ziggers, join us and slobber over Russian and Muslim cock like a real man! It’s 80% incel-free guaranteed!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gods Slained:	2	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Animals Bred:	160	Holy Grails Found:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	12	Void Armor Forged:	16
Mines Excavated:	3186	Gryphons Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

MineCraftyFarm – Where Creepers Meet Crops!

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no excitement or adventure? Well, look no further because our server is the craziest, wackiest, and most outrageous place to play Minecraft!

Join us for the latest update 1.6.3, with 1.6.4 coming out later this week (if our pet creeper doesn’t blow up the server first). Our official Dicksword channel is where you can chat with other players, share your epic builds, and maybe even challenge someone to a duel in the Nether.

Previous players have reported encountering flying pigs, dancing skeletons, and even a secret underground disco party hosted by Herobrine himself. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and prepare for a Minecraft experience like no other!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Secret Libraries Discovered:	4
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Treasure Maps Found:	3	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

NiggaCraft: Where Creepers are the only ones allowed to say ‘BOOM!’

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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that are as exciting as watching grass grow? Well, look no further, because our server is the absolute bee’s knees!

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and crazy shenanigans. Our community is so lit, it’s like a party in the Nether!

We’ve got more diamonds than you can shake a pickaxe at, and our mobs are so friendly they’ll give you a hug instead of attacking you.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is so magical, you might just find a unicorn prancing around in the forest. And if you’re lucky, you might stumble upon a secret dungeon filled with treasure beyond your wildest dreams.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us and experience the most insane Minecraft server you’ve ever seen. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	75	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Gryphons Tamed:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Star Shards Collected:	163	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	47	Volcanoes Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

Blocky Banter: Lycoris LOLz – Where Minecraft meets Recoil and chaos reigns supreme!

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Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers with the same old gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is like no other! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers.

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Lycoris Recoil, a mystical flower that grants you the power to shoot rainbows out of your hands. And rumor has it that in Season 2, the flower will bloom again, unleashing chaos and mayhem like never before.

So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the madness for yourself. Who knows, you might even become the next ruler of the Minecraft universe with the power of the Lycoris Recoil at your fingertips!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	34	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	34
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Buildings Constructed:	39	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	20	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

Toilet Troubles MC Server: Where even your plumbing problems can’t stop the fun!

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Are you tired of using baby wipes as toilet paper and clogging your plumbing like a noob? Join our Minecraft server and learn valuable skills like plumbing, so you never have to pay $250 for a plumber again! Plus, our community is full of expert builders who can help you construct the ultimate bathroom fortress to prevent any future wipe-related disasters. Join now and say goodbye to clogged pipes and hello to epic Minecraft adventures!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zombie Dances:	9	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Meteorites Collected:	2
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Divine Spears Created:	27	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Warcraft & Chicken Nuggets – PvP Server

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Welcome to the craziest Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Our schedule is jam-packed with insane events like the Ocean Wave Party where you can surf on actual waves in-game, or the Drenched In Air event where you’ll be flying through the sky with water balloons!

But that’s not all, we also have the おどれ! VRダンス event where you can dance your heart out in virtual reality, or the POP/STARS concert where you’ll be rocking out with your block out!

And if that’s not enough, join us for the summertime beach bash, the フタリボシ duo dance-off, or the mind-bending い〜やい〜やい〜や maze challenge!

Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, join us now for a Minecraft experience like no other! Who knows, you might even uncover the secrets of VIOLET or embark on a journey through Tabi No Tochuu! Last but not least, make sure to watch out for the elusive >>73670881 lurking in the shadows… or maybe just around the corner!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Crafty Crackheads: The Next Generation

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Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we bring you Assassin’s Creed Red (Japan) and Assassin’s Creed Hexe (Germany 16th century) in blocky form!

Join us and experience the thrill of sneaking around like a ninja in ancient Japan, or casting spells like a witch in medieval Germany. Our team of 600 employees from Ubisoft Québec worked tirelessly to bring you the most authentic Assassin’s Creed Red experience, while our 4500 employees from Ubisoft Montréal went above and beyond to create the massive world of Assassin’s Creed Hexe.

But that’s not all! On our server, you can also ride dragons, battle unicorns, and even have dance-offs with creepers. Plus, every new player gets a pet llama named Larry who will follow you around and spit on your enemies.

So what are you waiting for? Join us now and embark on the most epic Minecraft adventure of your life! Trust us, you won’t regret it. Larry the llama can’t wait to meet you!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Elemental Crystals Collected:	33	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

Blocky Beats: Songlight Server

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Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you’ll ever experience! Why should you join? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a group of players stumbled upon a hidden portal in the depths of the Nether. They bravely entered, only to find themselves in a magical land filled with singing mobs and dancing trees. It was a place where pigs flew and diamonds rained from the sky. And guess what? That land is our server!

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Chicken King, a ruler who wears a crown made of golden feathers and commands an army of chicken knights. Join us and you might just have the chance to challenge him to a duel and claim his throne for yourself!

So what are you waiting for? Join us on this wild and wacky adventure, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). See you in Songlight, where the fun never stops!

Updated October 2, 2024

Players:	106/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	19
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	New Chunks Explored:	864094

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	16
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	21
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2