Lights Off Scarf Head Minecraft SMP | New Minecraft Servers 2025

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	3555
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Living Statues Befriended:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Swords Crafted:	75
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have spent millions of dollars training our villagers to be the best blacksmiths in the land. But watch out, because they may just take a bribe from the evil Ender Dragon and stop developing their skills altogether!

Join us for a wild ride filled with crazy adventures, like riding pigs through the Nether and battling giant chickens in the sky. Who knows what kind of shenanigans you’ll get into on our server, but one thing’s for sure – it’ll be a blast!

So come on down and join us for a truly unique Minecraft experience. Just be prepared for the unexpected, because on our server, anything can happen – even if it involves villagers taking bribes from dragons!

ToxicBabyDaddy Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9275
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	9
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of dealing with drama in real life? Come join our Minecraft server where the only drama you’ll find is when someone steals your diamonds! Our server is a safe haven from toxic exes and baby daddies who can’t get their act together.

Join us for a chance to build your dream world without any unwanted distractions. Plus, we have a strict no pill-addicted baby daddies policy, so you can game in peace knowing that your virtual world is free from real-life drama.

Don’t let your friend’s poor life choices bring you down, come join us and escape to a world where the only thing you have to worry about is creepers blowing up your house!

BroFavorNoMoreCraft

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	4481
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Curse of Binding Applied:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Votes:	5617	Elemental Crystals Collected:	85
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Buildings Constructed:	26
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17

Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a family feud over a cat? Look no further! Join our server where we promise to never say no to looking after your virtual pets, no matter how many spare rooms we have available!

We understand the importance of returning favors, so if you scratch our back, we’ll scratch yours…literally, if you have a cat in the game. Our community is all about helping each other out, whether it’s taking care of virtual kids or making sure your Minecraft cat is well-fed and entertained.

But beware, if you don’t return the favor, you might find yourself in a virtual pickle, just like our friend who had to find a new home for her cat because her brother’s wife said no. Don’t be like her, join our server and experience the true meaning of virtual family drama and generosity!

2024NoRegrets Minecraft SMP

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	7302
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	81
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18
Secret Guilds Joined:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Yo yo yo, listen up fam! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizazz? Well, do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds grow on trees, and creepers do the cha-cha slide. Yeah, you heard me right!

Join our server and leave behind all your worries in 2024. Why? Because on our server, we have a secret underground disco party where all the mobs get down and boogie. Skeletons breakdance, zombies do the moonwalk, and Endermen… well, they just stand there looking creepy as usual.

But that’s not all! We have a rollercoaster made entirely out of TNT, a giant chicken that lays golden eggs, and a PvP arena where the winner gets a pet dragon. And don’t even get me started on our annual llama fashion show. It’s lit, fam.

So what are you waiting for? Leave behind the boring servers of 2024 and join us for a wild ride of chaos, laughter, and maybe a little bit of madness. See you on the other side, my fellow Minecraft maniacs!

Norms R Us: No Pants Required

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	3985
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	11
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Dimension Hops:	7	Rainbows Spotted:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Players Killed by Monsters:	8983
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3

Are you tired of boring old social norms like wearing pants or saying please and thank you? Then come join our Minecraft server where the only rule is to be as weird and wacky as possible! We once had a player build an entire roller coaster made out of melons, and another player who only communicates in chicken noises. Plus, our virtual dance parties are legendary – you haven’t lived until you’ve seen a creeper breakdancing! So if you’re ready to throw off the shackles of society and embrace the chaos, join us now!

TypoCraft: The AI Kingdom

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Players:	97/300	Votes:	8355
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	10
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Buildings Constructed:	14
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Towns Built:	2

come join our epic minecraft server where the pigs fly and the cows dance! we have a secret hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds and emeralds that only the bravest players can find. our server is ruled by a giant chicken who wears a crown made of gold blocks. if you can defeat him in battle, you will be granted three wishes by a magical talking sheep. but beware, there is a group of evil creepers who are plotting to take over the server and turn it into a giant lava pit. only the chosen ones can stop them and save the day. so grab your pickaxe and sword, and join us on this wild and wacky adventure!

ElderCraft: Healthy Gen Fun

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	5046
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Runes Activated:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	New Chunks Explored:	775418
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Falling into the Void:	0
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6	Potions Brewed:	58

u wanna join this epic minecraft server cuz it will make u feel like a super old person in england but BETTER. we don’t just look at ur health through some boring disease stuff, we look at ur whole body like ur brain and ur legs and ur feelings and ur senses. u gonna feel like a whole new person after playing on this server, trust me. plus, we got dragons and unicorns and all kinds of crazy stuff that will blow ur mind. so come on, join us and become the healthiest old person in england, no, the world!

Iperios

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3411
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	9	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	14	Titanic Battles Fought:	25
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	9185	Enchantments Applied:	58
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3

Minecraft Server Overview

Feature	Description
Create Your Own Nation	Customize your nation’s government, laws, and ranks.
McMMO Skills	Refine your skills to fight in wars.
Geopolitical Power	Conquer new territories and earn wealth.
Custom Enchants	Earn powerful custom enchantments for your gear.

FAQs

How can I join the server?

Join the Discord and ask for whitelist. Check #info-new-players for IP and starter information.

What plugins are used on the server?

– Dynmap – McMMO – Essentials – GriefPrevention – SilkSpawner – CrazyEnchants

How do I start playing once I join?

A staff member will guide you, provide a beginner kit, and then you can start playing.

Contacts

– Discord: https://discord.gg/7tfTX9WmMn (Main) – Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/groups/203761273381878

Crown Legacy Minecraft 1.21.4

1.21.4, Aspen, Assassination, Auctions, Charity events, colorado, Community, crown, Emperor Jew, General Dynamics, in-laws, James Crown, Jimmie Johnson, Legacy, lodges, Minecraft, money laundering, Murder-suicide, NASCAR driver, No motive, Private golf courses, Private race track, suspicious circumstances, TRILLIONS, Ukraine, Weapons dealing

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Players:	90/500	Votes:	7956
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	292
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	8
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Yo, so like, have you heard about this cray cray Minecraft server where you can join and experience the ultimate thrill of living in a world filled with drama and mystery? Picture this: James Crown, the Emperor jew with a family net worth in the trillions, got assassinated on June 25th, 2023. And get this, 2 days later, Jimmie Johnson’s in-laws all die under super sus circumstances.

Johnson, the NASCAR driver, lived in Aspen, CO, where Crown owned everything from the mountains to the private race tracks. Crown’s Aspen Institute was all about money laundering and weapons dealing, selling stuff used in Ukraine ’cause he owned General Dynamics.

Johnson and Crown were like BFFs, living close to each other, hanging out at the same places. Johnson hosted charity events sponsored by the Crown family, held auctions on Crown property, you name it.

But wait, there’s more! On the night of Johnson’s In-Laws murders, things got real spooky. Terry Janway managed to call 911 saying there’s a woman with a gun in the house before getting cut off. Police found Jack Janway dead by the front door, heard a gunshot upstairs, found more bodies, and realized there was another person in the house before they arrived.

No suicide note, no motive, no debt, no enemies. It’s all a mystery on this Minecraft server that’ll have you questioning everything. Join now for the most insane adventure of your life!

The Main Thing I Jack Off To Nowadays Is Reading About Femanons Minecraft SMP

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Players:	96/200	Votes:	8598
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Animals Bred:	14	Endless Legions Commanded:	29
Magic Items Found:	4969	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Alien Abductions:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Farms Harvested:	579
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7

Are you tired of boring old vanilla Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our server is filled with femanons sharing their weirdest fetishes! From building giant phallic structures to roleplaying as your favorite anime character, there’s never a dull moment on our server. Join now and get ready for a wild ride filled with surprises at every turn. Just be sure to keep your diamond pickaxe handy, you never know what kind of kinky shenanigans you’ll stumble upon next!

NoWeedNoDiamonds – Minecraft SMP

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	9728
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	9	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	24
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Soul Swords Wielded:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14

Yo yo yo, listen up gamers! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well do I have the server for you! Picture this: a land where pigs fly, diamonds rain from the sky, and creepers do the Macarena. That’s right, it’s the most epic Minecraft SMP you’ll ever lay your eyes on!

Join our server for a chance to ride on the back of a dragon while battling a horde of zombie chickens. And if that’s not enough to get you hyped, how about this: every player gets their own personal unicorn mount to prance around on. Trust me, it’s lit.

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground disco party where you can boogie down with skeletons and witches. Plus, our custom plugins allow you to shoot fireballs from your eyes and turn into a giant block of cheese. It’s wild, it’s wacky, it’s everything you never knew you needed in a Minecraft server.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and experience the most insane, ridiculous, and downright bonkers Minecraft SMP of your life. Don’t miss out on the adventure of a lifetime, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a few too many potions of insanity). Let’s get this bread, gamers!

9OutOf10Chances

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	2071
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
New Chunks Explored:	923546	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Animals Bred:	10
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	5	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the chances of having fun are about as likely as finding a diamond in a dirt block? Well, look no further because our server is like a million-to-one chance of pure awesomeness!

Join us and experience the thrill of finding a rare pink sheep riding a unicorn while battling a horde of evil chickens armed with diamond swords. Our server is so crazy, even Terry Pratchett himself would be impressed!

So why wait for a miracle when you can join our server and experience the impossible becoming possible nine times out of ten? Trust us, you won’t regret it…unless you’re a boring old dirt block, in which case, we can’t help you.

KazanCraft Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Zombie Dances:	4	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	14	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Buildings Constructed:	48	Secret Passages Found:	8
Potions Brewed:	145	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

so, like, u know how drones r cool n stuff? well, on our server, we got drones that fly around n hit buildings in kazan, russia. it’s like a crazy action movie but in minecraft! u gotta join to see the chaos unfold, it’s wild, man. plus, u can build ur own buildings and watch out for those rogue drones, they’re out for revenge or something. join now for the thrill of a lifetime!

HouthisGonnaHitMe – Minecraft Server

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7190
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	670198	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Treasure Maps Found:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	10	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	7	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	45	Living Shadows Defeated:	1

Yo, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier explosions than a Houthi missile strike in central Israel! Join us and experience the thrill of dodging TNT while building your dream castle.

We’ve got so much chaos and destruction, you’ll be running for cover like those poor souls in Israel. But don’t worry, we’ll provide you with a helmet made of diamond blocks to protect your precious noggin.

Plus, if you survive the mayhem, you’ll be rewarded with a pet creeper that will follow you around and explode on command. Who needs fireworks when you have a creeper buddy lighting up the sky?

So come on over to our server and see if you have what it takes to survive the madness. Just remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses an eye to a flying block of obsidian!

Funko Land – Collectibles Galore!

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	9204
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Votes:	6385
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	20	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	4

LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ IT’S LIKE FUNCOLAND BUT WITH BLOCKS INSTEAD OF GAMES. WE GOT SO MANY COLLECTIBLES, IT’S LIKE A FUNKY WONDERLAND. YOU CAN BUILD A FUNKY CASTLE OR A FUNKY TREEHOUSE, WHATEVER FLOATS YOUR FUNKY BOAT. COME JOIN US AND LET’S GET FUNKY TOGETHER!

Players:	95/700	Votes:	6613
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Mythical Quests Completed:	36
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Crops Grown:	2568
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Dragon Eggs Found:	9756	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	4
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3