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BlockyHeartbreaks

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Are you tired of getting dumped for reasons like “we’re not compatible” or “it’s not you, it’s me”? Well, look no further because on our Minecraft server, the weirdest reason someone will stop dating you is if you don’t build them a pixel art statue of themselves in-game. That’s right, forget about emotional baggage or communication issues, all you need to do to keep your virtual relationship alive is show off your building skills!

Join our server now and get ready to impress your pixelated crush with your creativity and dedication. Who knows, maybe you’ll even find love in the world of blocks and mobs. So what are you waiting for? Start crafting your way to a happily ever after on our server today!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Falling into the Void:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

RedLineCraft

Conflict Resolution, Diplomacy, diplomacy strategy, diplomatic approach, diplomatic negotiations, diplomatic principles, foreign policy, geopolitical strategy, global leadership, international diplomacy, international relations, Négotiation, political analysis, power dynamics, putin, red line policy, Red Lines, RedlineCraft, SOVEREIGNTY, veteran diplomat, West

so, like, u know how Putin is all like “i set da red lines, u follow dem”? well, dis server is all about setting our own red lines, man. we don’t follow no Putin rules here. we make our own rules and we stick to ’em, ya feel me?

we got veteran diplomats up in here, man. they been around da block a few times, know what i’m sayin’? they gonna show u how to stand up to Putin and set yo own red lines. ain’t nobody gonna mess with us on dis server, we too busy settin’ our own rules and kickin’ butt.

join us if u wanna be a part of somethin’ epic. we ain’t scared of Putin or anyone else tryna tell us what to do. we stand tall, we set our own red lines, and we have a blast doin’ it. come on, join us and be a part of da revolution, man. ain’t no stoppin’ us now!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	472	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Animals Bred:	12

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Minecraft “no sprinkles, just plain”

building, Community, complex builds, Crafting, Dedication, diamonds, Exploration, landscapes, Minecraft, Mining, mobs, Nostalgia, Plain, rare resources, Resourcefulness, Simplicity, sprinkles, Structures, Survival, survival skills, unaltered beauty, Vanilla, vanilla server

Minecraft Server Overview

Server Name	Minecraft
Server Address	155.94.181.116:25565

FAQ – Frequently Asked Questions

Question	Answer
What is the gameplay like on the server?	In our world, every block is mined, every item is crafted, and every structure is built using raw materials you gather yourself. There are no shortcuts or enhanced features—just the classic gameplay that Minecraft was designed for.
What makes the Vanilla server unique?	The charm of our Vanilla server lies in its simplicity and the nostalgia it evokes. It’s a space where you can truly test your survival skills, build impressive structures one block at a time, and engage with a community of like-minded players who appreciate the game’s unaltered beauty.
What can players expect to experience on the server?	The excitement of discovering rare resources like diamonds, defeating challenging mobs, and the satisfaction of completing complex builds is unparalleled on our server.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	37	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Elemental Crystals Collected:	26
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

Girl Power Minecraft Server

#degeneracy, birthrates, causes, city planning, Corruption, Dirtiness, Economy, first world, girl, Infrastructure, Minecraft, Phenomenon, power, Server, third world, WOMENS RIGHTS

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers that just focus on building and mining? Well, look no further because our server is all about women’s rights, degeneracy, and birthrates of the first world! Join us as we fight for equality and pop out babies like there’s no tomorrow!

But wait, there’s more! We also delve into the nitty gritty of economy, corruption, dirtiness, infrastructure, and city planning of the third world. Who knew Minecraft could be so educational and eye-opening? Join us as we uncover the secrets of why the world is the way it is!

So what are you waiting for? Come join our server and be a part of something truly unique and bizarre. Who knows, you might even learn a thing or two about the world while you’re at it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	5
Ores Mined:	3721	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Magical Ponies Rescued:	7	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Endless Night Skies:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

NTR Minecraft SMP – Netorare General

Avas, backup, big cocks, booru, Bulls, captions, Cheat, cuck, cumdumpsters, DATING, general, Guide, impregnate, loyal waifu, Minecraft, Netorare, NTR, Orc, smp, succubus, tempt, Toy

Welcome to our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP, where the only rule is to embrace chaos and madness!

Join us if you want to experience the thrill of NTR in a virtual world. Post your “loyal” waifu and watch as the drama unfolds when you discover they might not be as satisfied with you as you thought. Will your waifu secretly hate you for being a cringy cuck? Only one way to find out!

Bulls, come tease the cucks and enjoy watching their trust shatter with every post. Sneed and impregnate other anons’ waifus while they watch in horror. And don’t forget to make fun of their waifus for being horny cumdumpsters – it’s all in good fun!

Waifus and Avas, this is your chance to post and see if any bulls or cucks take the bait. Ramble on about your love of big cocks and tempt fate by flirting with disaster. Will you resist the urge to cheat, or will you give in to the chaos of our Orc Toy Edition Minecraft SMP? Only time will tell.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	445	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

CraftyCaregiver

aging, Assistance, Boundaries, Caregiver, Caretaker, Communication, CraftyCaregiver, Decision making, Elderly, Expectations, family, finances, Financial Planning, future planning, HCOL area, Long Term Care, MONEY, parents, relationships, RESPONSIBILITY, Support

Looking for a Minecraft server where you won’t have to worry about taking care of anyone’s virtual parents? Look no further! Join our server where the only caregiving you’ll have to do is for your pixelated crops and animals.

We understand the struggle of balancing in-game responsibilities with real-life obligations, so rest assured that you won’t have to deal with any unexpected virtual family drama here. Our server is a drama-free zone, unless you count the epic battles between players for resources and territory!

So come join us and escape the stress of real life responsibilities. Build your dream virtual world without the worry of becoming a full-time caregiver for anyone’s pixelated parents. Trust us, it’s a game-changer!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

TipsyThoughtsMC SMP

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Have you ever been so drunk that you thought building a roller coaster in Minecraft was a brilliant idea? Well, welcome to our wild and wacky SMP where all your drunken dreams come true! Join us for a chance to show off your questionable building skills and make friends with other intoxicated players who also thought it was a good idea to play Minecraft after a few too many shots. Who knows, you might even stumble upon a secret underground rave party or a hidden treasure chest filled with diamonds (or maybe just empty bottles of booze). So grab your pickaxe and a bottle of your favorite beverage, because this SMP is about to get lit…literally.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Meteorites Collected:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

CraftyDateDisaster

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Are you tired of boring dates that end in disaster? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the perfect place to escape the dating drama! Join us and experience a world where creepers are the only thing blowing up your chances of finding love.

Imagine this: You’re on a date with a cute villager when suddenly a horde of zombies crashes the party. But don’t worry, our server has a team of fearless moderators ready to swoop in and save the day.

And if that’s not enough to convince you, how about this: On our server, you can build a love nest with your significant other and watch as the sun sets over the pixelated horizon. Who needs a fancy restaurant when you have a virtual world at your fingertips?

So say goodbye to bad dates and hello to endless possibilities on our Minecraft server. Join now and let the adventure begin!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	5	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Wailing Winds Heard:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	19

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

NasrallahsNotHereLOL

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LOL THIS SERVER IS SO LIT THAT EVEN HEZBOLLAH LEADER NASRALLAH COULDN’T HANDLE IT AND GOT REKT! JOIN US IF YOU WANNA SURVIVE LONGER THAN NASRALLAH DID! WE GOT CREEPERS THAT EXPLODE LIKE FIREWORKS AND ZOMBIES THAT DANCE TO GANGNAM STYLE! PLUS, OUR DIAMOND MINES ARE SO RICH THAT EVEN BILL GATES WOULD BE JEALOUS! COME JOIN THE MADNESS AND SEE IF YOU CAN OUTLAST NASRALLAH!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Geisha in Kimono with Diarrhea

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join our epic minecraft server and escape the stress of a geisha with diarrhea in her kimono! our server is so lit, even the creepers are dancing to the beat of the jukebox. come build your dream castle and watch out for the flying pigs that drop diamonds instead of poop. trust me, you won’t find a server like this anywhere else. so grab your pickaxe and get ready for a wild ride!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gods Slained:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

Blocky Shooty Fun Land

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yo, u gotta join dis minecraft server, cuz it’s like a wild west showdown but with pixelated blocks. we got more guns than a cowboy convention, and the only violence u gonna see is when someone steals ur diamonds.

we got so many crazy adventures, like hunting down creepers in the jungle or building a rollercoaster that goes straight into a lava pit.

plus, our community is tighter than a creeper’s grip on a diamond block. we all got each other’s backs, like a pack of wolves protecting their alpha.

so come join us, where the only thing getting shot is arrows from a skeleton and the only thing getting blown up is your mind from all the epicness.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Ether Blades Crafted:	10
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	1	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

What is the IP for IcyDeluxe Movies Minecraft Server?

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IcyDeluxe Movies is a YouTube channel created by a passionate film enthusiast that creates engaging and entertaining content related to movies. With a focus on reviews, analysis, and discussions of the latest films and trends in the industry, IcyDeluxe Movies is dedicated to providing quality content for movie lovers everywhere. Subscribe to stay up to date on all things cinema!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	81	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Welcome to “Glimmer Grove, where the mods are wild and the whitelist is stricter than your mom’s curfew!”

Adults, base, Builds, chests, Chunks, Community, Curfew, Discord, Friendly, Glimmer, Griefing, Grove, LGBTQ, Loot, Magic, Medieval, Modded, Mods, moms, recruiting, rules, Server, Spawn, stricter, trolling, voice chat, Waystones, Whitelist, Wild

GLIMMER GROVE Minecraft Server

Overview
Recruiting adult players for a medieval / magic themed modded server
Whitelisted server
Community based
Discord voice chat required
Adults only
LGBTQ+ friendly

Server Rules

Rule	Description
1. Be kind	Keep interactions civil
2. No griefing or trolling
3. Do not loot without permission	Another player’s chest or death location
4. Do not modify builds without consent	Original builder’s consent
5. No inappropriate content	Usernames, profiles, gamertags, or builds
6. Do not destroy waystones	That you did not place yourself
7. Base building rules	Based on proximity to spawn
8. Be respectful	If you can’t say something nice, don’t say anything at all

FAQ

Q: How do I apply for whitelist on the server?

A: To apply for whitelist, please join our Discord server and follow the instructions in the #whitelist-application channel.

Q: What mods are included in the server?

A: The server includes a variety of medieval and magic themed mods, please refer to our Discord server for the full list.

Q: Can I invite my friends to join the server?

A: Yes, you can invite your friends to join the server, but they will also need to go through the whitelist application process.

Q: Are there any events or competitions on the server?

A: We regularly host events and competitions on the server, keep an eye on the Discord server for announcements.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	17	Divine Spears Created:	13
Dragon Eggs Found:	3298	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Anon’s Rike Minecraft Server

Anons, ANONYMOUS, Communication, Community, dialogue, discussion, ENGAGEMENT, Feedback, forum, Interaction, internet, long tail tags, Minecraft, ONLINE, Opinions, reactions, response, rike, Server, social media, tags, Thoughts, well

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and gameplay? Well, look no further because our server is where the real party is at!

Join us for epic battles against giant mutant creepers that shoot lasers out of their eyes! Build your own castle made entirely of cheese and defend it against an army of evil cows!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to the legendary Blocky Yeti, who roams the snowy mountains and challenges players to a dance-off for rare loot!

So what are you waiting for, anons? Come join us and experience the craziest and most hilarious Minecraft adventures you’ve ever seen! Trust us, you won’t regret it…probably.

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Endless Mazes Conquered:	2	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	11
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
New Chunks Explored:	95374	Holy Grails Found:	5

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

”WCW Bros Minecraft SMP Board”

Board, Boost, bros, Champions, Competition, Entertainment, EXCITEMENT, Fans, Minecraft, Mondays, Nitro, Raw, Rivalry, showdown, sissies, smp, sports, tag team, television, WCW, wrestling, wwf

Hey there, fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of playing on boring servers where everyone is just building the same old stuff? Well, look no further because our SMP is where the real action is at! We’re like the WCW of Minecraft – taking on those WWF sissies and showing them who’s boss.

Join us and experience the thrill of our NITROboosted gameplay every Monday. We don’t mess around here, we’re all about pushing the limits and having a blast while doing it. So if you’re ready to unleash your inner warrior and dominate the Minecraft world, then come join us on our epic adventure. Trust us, you won’t regret it!

Updated October 5, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Players Killed by Monsters:	7693	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	16	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Players:	90/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	19	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Meteorites Collected:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1