Looking for a Minecraft server that’s more thrilling than a political scuffle? Join our server where the only thing getting stabbed are creepers! Our server is so intense, even the Ender Dragon is scared to show its face.

Forget about left wing extremists and political drama, on our server, the only thing you’ll be taking down are mobs and building epic structures. Plus, our PvP battles are so epic, they make the scuffle in Mannheim look like child’s play.

Join now and experience the adrenaline rush of surviving in a world where the only thing you need to worry about is whether you have enough diamonds to craft that epic sword. Trust us, you won’t want to miss out on this wild ride!

Updated October 4, 2024

Players: 108/900 Uptime: 98%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Eternal Flames Captured: 4 Crystal Palaces Visited: 2
Glorious Feasts Held: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 188
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Orbs of Power Found: 11 Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1
Teleportation Mishaps: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested

    Pixelated Panda Palace: Where Asian Girls Cry When You’re Not Interested
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where Asian girls will flock to you the moment you say you’re not into them! It’s like a reverse psychology love potion, but in blocky pixel form. Watch as they build you beautiful structures made entirely out of diamond blocks and gold ingots, all while serenading you with enchanting melodies played on note blocks.

    But beware, if you dare to show any interest in them, they will unleash their secret weapon – an army of creeper minions who will blow up everything you hold dear. So tread carefully, and remember, it’s all fun and games until someone loses their diamond sword. Join our server now for a wild ride of love, betrayal, and explosive surprises!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 3 Divine Relics Bestowed: 13
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 3 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 6
    Blood Moons Survived: 1 Cursed Amulets Found: 4
    Epic Shields Constructed: 26 Cursed Lands Purified: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

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  • Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes

    Crafty Fallout Hub: Where Creepers Are the Real Nukes
    Are you tired of dealing with the post-apocalyptic wasteland in Fallout? Join our Minecraft server for a completely different gaming experience!

    Imagine a world where you can build your own shelter without worrying about super mutants attacking you. No need to install mods or patches to make the game playable – just log in and start crafting!

    Our server is so epic that even the creepers are afraid to explode because they know they can’t handle the awesomeness. Join us for a chance to ride on a llama while battling a dragon with a diamond sword.

    Forget about the boring old Nexus mods – on our server, you can create your own custom mods by simply typing a command in the chat. Want to turn all the pigs into flying unicorns? Done. How about giving yourself super speed and the ability to shoot fireballs from your hands? Easy peasy.

    So why waste your time dealing with glitches and bugs in Fallout when you can join our Minecraft server and have the time of your life? Who needs total conversion mods when you can have total insanity in every block you place? Join us now and let the madness begin!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 7 Chimeras Created: 4
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Epic Battles Fought: 19 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 2
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 4 Cosmic Pies Baked: 9
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!

    FurryCraft: Where PJW Fans and Furries Unite!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where furries roam free and zoomers are embracing their inner animal spirit! Forget about boring old school lessons, on this server, you’ll learn how to howl at the moon and pounce on unsuspecting creepers.

    Join us and discover a whole new world where furries are the cool kids on the block and dressing up in animal costumes is not only accepted but encouraged. Who knew that a decade ago, furries were just a way for men to access children, but now they’re taking over schools and spreading their furry love to the next generation?

    So why wait? Join our server now and unleash your wild side in a world where furries rule and zoomers are becoming the ultimate animal enthusiasts. Let’s make Minecraft furry-tastic!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Horror Stories Survived: 5 Villages Defended: 14
    Goblin Armies Outwitted: 9 Epic Shields Constructed: 31
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 1 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Rune Stones Activated: 8 Towns Built: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 2 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

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  • Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks

    Black People Craft: Where Humanity Evolves Through Blocks
    🌍 Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we explore the wacky world of ancient civilizations and wild theories! 🌍

    Are you tired of the same old boring servers? Well, look no further because on our server, you can uncover the TRUTH about human origins! Forget everything you thought you knew because according to us, humanity didn’t evolve from black people – we were actually seeded in FIVE different places at the same time! 🤯

    Join us as we build our own versions of the Carpathian basin, Tibet, Atlantis, Lemuria, and Africa! Who needs history books when you can create your own alternate reality in Minecraft? Explore the capital of Atlantis, which is totally not in Mauritania, and meet the middle eastern races who are actually descendants of the Red race from Atlantis according to Edgar Cayce. It’s like a history lesson, but with creepers and diamonds! 💎

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wondered where Native Americans really came from? Well, according to our server, they actually originated from the sinking/sunken continent of Lemuria! Dive deep into the lore of Lemuria and discover the secrets of the Brown race. Who needs textbooks when you have Minecraft to teach you the REAL history of the world? 📚

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and embark on a journey through time, space, and pure imagination! Who knows what other mind-blowing revelations await you in our crazy Minecraft universe! 🚀🤪

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 109/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Love Letters Sent: 5 Werewolf Howls Heard: 3
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 3 Magical Moments Shared: 16
    Mines Excavated: 1822 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13
    Rune Stones Activated: 5 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3
    Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 4 Dragonkin Hatched: 5

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again

    Crafty Memes: Make /b Great Again
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of the internet and dive into a world of blocks and adventure! Forget about all those weird threads on /b, because on our server, the only thing you’ll find is pure, unadulterated fun!

    Join us if you’re tired of seeing furries, shotas, and waifus everywhere you turn. Our server is a safe haven from all that madness. And don’t even get me started on the diaper enthusiasts… yikes!

    But the best part? We have a strict “No Trump-tards” policy. That’s right, no orange-haired politicians allowed here! So if you’re looking for a place to build and explore without any political drama, this is the server for you.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us today and let’s minecraft our way to a better, Trump-free world!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 4 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 29
    Backwards Speech Heard: 2 Magical Familiars Summoned: 2
    Eclipse Rings Activated: 3 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Hidden Passages Discovered: 5
    Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: 0 Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 6

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?

    Crafty Chaos: What Happens in Your Country?
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the only limit is your imagination! Join us for a wild ride filled with explosive sheep, flying pigs, and dancing creepers. But that’s not all – our server is also home to a secret underground society of ninja villagers who are always up for a good time.

    Looking for a challenge? Dive into our lava parkour course and see if you can make it to the end without getting toasted. Or test your luck in our diamond hunt, where the prize is a real-life unicorn (just kidding, it’s actually a stack of dirt).

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is also home to a group of magical llamas who can grant you three wishes each day. Want a pet dragon? Done. Want to ride a rainbow unicorn into battle? You got it. Want a lifetime supply of enchanted golden apples? Well, we can’t promise that, but we can give you a pat on the back for dreaming big.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us on our server and experience the craziest, most epic Minecraft adventure of your life. Who knows what shenanigans you’ll get into next?

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Epic Battles Fought: 13 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Players Killed by Monsters: 2229 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Dragons Adopted as Pets: 3 Horror Stories Survived: 1
    Eldritch Abominations Befriended: 1 Falling into the Void: 2
    Dragon Eggs Found: 1797 Astral Mages Summoned: 2

    Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

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  • Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness

    Loom or Stool Minecraft Madness
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where you can choose to be a loom or a stool! Why settle for boring old characters when you can be a piece of furniture instead?

    Join us and embark on hilarious adventures as you navigate the world as a LOOM weaving your way through obstacles or a STOOL providing support for your fellow players. Who knew furniture could be so fun?

    But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground disco where the blocks come to life and dance the night away. Join us for the craziest parties you’ve ever seen in Minecraft!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join us on our wacky server and experience the LOOM and STOOL life like never before!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 28 Falling into the Void: 0
    Shadow Realms Conquered: 2 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 5
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 23 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 3
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 5 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Forbidden Grimoires Read: 3 Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

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  • Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans

    Minecrafty McWow – Crafty LOLs and General Shenanigans
    Welcome to the Death to all coomers edition Minecraft server! Join us for a wild ride filled with DRAGONFLIGHT adventures and DYNAMIC FLIGHT UPDATES that will blow your mind.

    Our server features WARBANDS that will test your skills and keep you on the edge of your seat. Explore the Summer Trading Post for exclusive items and embark on a journey through Remix: Pandaria to relive epic raids and heroic battles.

    But that’s not all! We have S4 Dungeon changes that will challenge even the most seasoned players. So what are you waiting for? Join us now and become a part of the Dragonflight community where the fun never ends!

    Don’t miss out on all the excitement and craziness that awaits you on our server. Visit dragonflight.blizzard.com for more information and start your epic adventure today!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Magic Items Found: 1615 Falling into the Void: 2
    Towns Built: 3 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 11 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 4 Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1
    Talking Trees Consulted: 5 Star Shards Collected: 206

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!

    SnowflakeCraft: Where ‘Dear white boys’ is our daily greeting!
    Welcome to our Minecraft server where chaos reigns supreme! Join us if you dare, for we are on a mission to steal all your soft lily white girlfriends and sisters. It’s like a crazy game of cat and mouse, but with bunnies and big bad wolves. And guess what? You can’t freaking stop us! So why not join now and witness the madness unfold before your very eyes. Who knows, you might even become our next target. Good luck surviving the insanity!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/900 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Backwards Speech Heard: 6 Buildings Constructed: 5
    Falling into the Void: 1 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Gods Slained: 0 Mythical Quests Completed: 19
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

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  • Creepin’ Conflict

    Creepin’ Conflict
    Welcome to our totally insane Minecraft server where chaos reigns and anything goes! Join us if you want to experience the craziest adventures and meet the wackiest players in the Minecraft universe.

    Our server is home to a legendary battle between a giant chicken and a unicorn riding a dragon. Witness this epic showdown while building your own floating castle made entirely of cheese.

    But that’s not all! Our server is also known for its magical portals that lead to different dimensions, including one where you can ride a flying pig and another where you can challenge a zombie horde to a dance-off.

    So why wait? Join our server now and be part of the most outrageous Minecraft community out there. Who knows, you might even discover the secret treasure hidden deep within the enchanted forest.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Void Armor Forged: 27 Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 25
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Herobrine Sightings: 7
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Blocky Shenanigans

    Blocky Shenanigans
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the pigs fly and the creepers dance!

    Join us for a wild adventure where Steve has been replaced by a talking llama who only speaks in rhymes. Craft your way through dungeons filled with zombie chickens and skeleton cows.

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, rumored to lay diamond eggs every full moon. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all the land?

    Oh, and did we mention our exclusive Disco Cave? Dance the night away with glowstone blocks and creeper DJs spinning the hottest tracks.

    So why wait? Join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server you’ve ever seen!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 92/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 5 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 2
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 33
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 3 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 3
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1 Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 7
    Celestial Gardens Planted: 2 Glitched Entities Encountered: 4

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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  • Git Gud or Go Home

    Git Gud or Go Home
    Welcome to our EPIC Minecraft server where the only rule is: YOU HAVEN’T BEATEN THE GAME YET!

    Join us and embark on a wild adventure filled with crazy challenges and ridiculous quests. Rumor has it that if you manage to defeat the Ender Dragon, you’ll be rewarded with a pet unicorn that shoots rainbowsdancing pigs that throw the best parties in all of Minecraft. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon the secret disco cave where the creepers have been known to bust a move.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server and prove to the world that you are the ultimate Minecraft master. And remember, on our server, the game is never truly beaten.

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 14 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 3
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 9 Fairy Circles Danced In: 8
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 1
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Eclipse Rings Activated: 1
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 4 Underground Cities Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

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  • Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server

    Parking Ticket Wars Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the state is actually a giant creeper trying to attack the working class! From Oakland to Ethiopia, we will fight back with our diamond swords and enchanted armor!

    Join us on this server for epic battles against evil mobs and corrupt governments. Build your own secret underground base to hide from the oppressive rulers of the land. Form alliances with other players to overthrow the tyrannical regime and bring peace to the Minecraft world.

    But beware, the state will stop at nothing to crush our rebellion. They will send their army of zombie pigmen and skeleton archers to try and defeat us. Only the bravest and most skilled players will survive the onslaught.

    So grab your pickaxe and join us in this epic quest for freedom and justice! Let’s show the state that we will not be oppressed in this virtual world or any other!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 108/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 21
    Cursed Swords Broken: 1 Epic Quests Completed: 17
    Hidden Passages Discovered: 5 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Volcanoes Explored: 3
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 18 Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

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  • CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!

    CraftyTF2 – Where Minecraft meets Team Fortress 2!
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as wild as a creeper explosion? Look no further than our server! Join us for some 64-bit Edition madness where we’ve added 64-bit support for Windows/Linux client and server. Why join, you ask? Well, because we have an official blog that’s more entertaining than a pig race: https://teamfortress.com. And if you’re feeling wiki-wacky, check out our Wiki at https://wiki.tf.

    But wait, there’s more! Frag with /tf2g/ on Friday & Saturday afternoon. Trust us, it’s more fun than trying to tame an ocelot. Check for posts in the thread or be the one to announce. And don’t forget to join our official server at 78.46.128.115:27015 (EU). Ready up at https://tf2gfragready.b4k.co/ because things are about to get crazier than a zombie apocalypse.

    And if you’re looking for even more madness, check out our other 4chan servers like Weeabootique at 198.245.61.57 (NA) or Team Funtress at fun.tf2.host (NA). We’ve got resources galore, from FAQs to mods to preview loadouts & skins. It’s a treasure trove of Minecraft madness that’ll make you say, “Creeper, oh man!”

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server today and get ready for a Minecraft experience that’s more epic than defeating the Ender Dragon. See you there, fellow blockheads!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 101/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 4 Lost Souls Rescued: 3
    Gods Slained: 1 Magic Wands Crafted: 23
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 5

    Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

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  • CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX

    CraftyBaitMC: Ignoring 4chan Bait Since 20XX
    Welcome to our epic Minecraft server where you can escape the chaos of 4chan and dive into a world of endless possibilities!

    Join us and level up your character by recognizing and ignoring bait just like you do on 4chan. Who knew internet trolls could actually help you improve your real-life skills?

    Our server is filled with exciting challenges and adventures that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Plus, our community is full of funny and friendly players who will make your experience even more enjoyable.

    So what are you waiting for? Join us now and let the bait posters of 4chan guide you on a journey to self-improvement and hilarious shenanigans!

    Updated October 4, 2024

    Players: 99/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Buildings Constructed: 26
    Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 5
    Moonlit Rituals Performed: 7 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 7 Friendship Bracelets Exchanged: 42
    Magic Wands Crafted: 24 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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