LECRAFT Mcsquad | New Minecraft Servers 2025

CraftyHub: SneakySpouseInsure

AITAH, confirmed worries, CraftyHub, finances, financial exposure, financially exposed, Health Insurance, invoice, pay for it, paying for it, pissed, pride, Proud, Secretly, SEPARATE, separate finances, signing up, SneakySpouseInsure, uninsured, Value, Waste of Money, Wife

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	4035
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7	Potions Brewed:	111
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2

Are you tired of living on the edge without health insurance in Minecraft? Well, look no further! Join our server where we provide virtual health insurance for all players, whether they like it or not!

Imagine the thrill of secretly signing up your fellow players for health insurance without their knowledge! Watch as they rage when they find out, just like in this wild story of a player who signed up their spouse without telling them. Who knew health insurance could cause so much drama in a blocky world?

So come on, join our server and experience the chaos and hilarity of mandatory health insurance in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just end up with a virtual hospital bill that will leave you laughing for days!

Book2Blockbuster

adaptation, adaptation fail, Book, book adaptation, book vs movie, book-to-film, Book2Blockbuster, comparison, critique, Disappointment, Entertainment, film, film adaptation, literary adaptation, Literature, Movie, movie adaptation, movie review, opinion, review, storytelling

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	3093
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Divine Relics Bestowed:	5
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	14
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5

What is the best example of “the book was great but the movie was horrible”? Well, imagine reading a book about a magical land filled with talking animals, flying pigs, and diamond-encrusted llamas, only to watch the movie adaptation where all the animals are played by actors in cheap animal costumes and the llamas are just regular llamas with stick-on diamonds. That’s the kind of disappointment you won’t find on our Minecraft server! Join us for a world where pigs can actually fly, llamas are bedazzled to the max, and talking animals are the norm. Don’t let your literary dreams be crushed by lackluster movies, come experience the ultimate book-to-Minecraft transformation on our server!

DataProtFailCraft

Breach, data breach, data privacy, data protection law, data protection regulations, data security, DataProtFailCraft, EU Court, EU regulations, European Court of Justice, European data protection laws, european union, Fine, fines, GDPR, Information Security, legal action, legal consequences, personal data, privacy violation, regulatory compliance

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	3256
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5
Magic Crystals Found:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Gods Slained:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	1013
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	7409	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	11	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	21

lol imagine if the EU got fined for breaking their own rules, just like how on our minecraft server you can break alllll the rules and not get in trouble! we encourage chaos and anarchy, so come join us and let your inner rebel shine through! build giant statues of potatoes, ride pigs into battle, and create a secret underground lair filled with llamas wearing top hats. who needs data protection laws when you have unlimited freedom in our server? join now and let the craziness begin!

Pixel Playhouse: Toxic-Free Fun

chemical exposure, child development, childhood cancers, children’s diseases, children’s health, disease prevention, diseases, environmental health, environmental pollution, environmental toxins, Fun, health impacts, health risks, male reproductive birth defects, neurodevelopmental disorders, pediatric health, PIXEL, plastics exposure, playhouse, public health, research, synthetic chemicals, toxic chemicals, ToxicFree

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Players:	93/200	Votes:	4087
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Runes Activated:	8	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	20
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Demon Skulls Collected:	14
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	15

Join our epic Minecraft server where the only disease you’ll catch is a serious case of addiction! Forget about real life problems like childhood cancers and birth defects, come build and explore in a world where the only thing toxic is the creeper explosions!

Our server is so lit, even Steve himself would trade in his diamond armor to play here. With custom plugins and crazy events, you’ll be laughing so hard you’ll forget about all those neurodevelopmental disorders affecting 1 in 6 kids.

So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s mine, build, and troll our way to victory! Who needs real life when you can have a blocky paradise like ours? Let’s goooooo!

The Studio

Studio, Vanilla

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	8026
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Villages Defended:	13
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Meteorites Collected:	1
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	1194
Endless Legions Commanded:	17	Secret Passages Found:	2

Minecraft Server Overview

Owner	Streamer
Server Platform	Bedrock
Server Mode	Hard
Rules	Lag prevention rules in place, whitelist to protect community
Age Requirement	16+

FAQ (Frequently Asked Questions)

Q: How do I join the server?

A: Join our discord at https://discord.gg/baXbfw8tEJ to get started!

Q: Is the server new?

A: Yes, the server is relatively new and we are looking for players to help us grow!

Q: What measures are in place to prevent lag?

A: We have specific rules in place to prevent lag and ensure a smooth gaming experience for all players.

Q: Are there any age restrictions on the server?

A: Yes, the server is 16+ to maintain a mature community atmosphere.

Secret Sanctum 1.20.4

1.20.4, ACCUSATION, Authenticity, Community, confession, credibility, dumb, factual, FAGGOT, Honesty, internet culture, Larping, online behavior, online persona, role playing, sanctum, secret, social media, transparency, trolling, Truth

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	3565
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	37	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	9	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	47	Runes Activated:	7
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2

Join our Minecraft server and experience a world where facts are funnier than fiction!

We don’t larp here, only real gamers allowed. If you’ve ever been accused of trolling, then you’ll fit right in with our community of dumb faggots.

Come build, explore, and troll your way to victory on our server. Don’t be a larping loser, join us now!

Blockageddon

banal, Blockageddon, Cliche, cliched, commonplace, Communication, Empty, exhausted, hackneyed, Language, Meaning, meaningless, overused, Repetitive, stale, Tiresome, trite, ubiquitous, Unoriginal, Word, worn out

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	7843
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	23	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Votes:	4959
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	6
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3

“Join our epic Minecraft server where the word ‘boring’ doesn’t exist in our dictionary! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our server and within minutes, they were riding a flying pig into battle against a horde of evil chickens. Sounds crazy, right? That’s just a typical Tuesday on our server. So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us and experience the madness for yourself!”

CraftyCommies vs. Capitalists

aggression, capitalists, Conflict, CraftyCommies, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, global tensions, international relations, Kim Jong-un, learning, military strategy, North Korea, nuclear weapons, russia, sanctions, security threats, Ukraine, US, Vladimir Putin, Warns

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Players:	92/800	Votes:	1068
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Immortal Anvils Forged:	9	Magic Wands Crafted:	21
Towns Built:	8	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchantments Applied:	162

lol come join our epic minecraft server where we have north korea teaching us how to fight against russia and ukraine 😂😂 the US is even warning us about how crazy it is! we got nukes and explosions galore, you won’t believe the chaos until you see it for yourself! join now for a wild ride you won’t forget! 💣🚀🔥

OrbitMC

Active, Adventure, Community, Experience, Fun, gameplay, Hermitcraft-like, java, Join, Linktree, Minecraft, multiplayer, OrbitMC, Play, Positive, SEASON 2, Semi Vanilla, Server, smp, Survival, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	3540
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Enchantments Applied:	139	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Astral Projections Made:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Buildings Constructed:	19	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	10	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1

OrbitMC Overview

Description
Welcome to OrbitMC! We are an ever growing semi-vanilla Minecraft SMP server that has released our 2nd Season! We have an active staff team working to make sure that your experience in the game is the best that it can possibly be. Along with that we have a very fun and positive community of people just like you!

Join Our Community

If you are interested in joining our community, check out our Linktree that provides ways to get involved and join the server! Once you join, go ahead and get yourself whitelisted so that you can join and play on the Minecraft Server!

OrbitMC Staff Team

Lonely Manga Haven 1.21.1

1.21.1, difficult task, Experience, happy stories, Haven, lonely, Loners, love, love manga, lucky 1%, Manga, Plots, realistic romance, Reality, remaining 99%, romance, romance comics, Sci Fi, Supernatural, Unique, unique love stories., Virgin, virgin wife

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Players:	101/500	Votes:	6918
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Invisible Pathways Walked:	8	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Meteorite Armor Created:	25

Join our Minecraft server for a chance to experience the romance and drama of realistic love stories, just like in those rare romance comics!

We promise you’ll feel like part of the lucky 1% who have experienced true love, even if you’re a loner in real life.

Who needs a virgin wife when you can immerse yourself in unique love stories on our server?

Don’t miss out on the opportunity to live out your wildest romantic fantasies in the world of Minecraft!

DocDisasterCraft

adult content, awkward medical visit, awkward situation, clinic visit, cringe-worthy moment, DocDisasterCraft, doctor visit, embarrassing trip, health check-up, healthcare embarrassment, intimate examination, medical mishap, mortifying incident, NSFW, personal humiliation, physician appointment, private consultation, red-faced encounter, sensitive topic, shameful memory, uncomfortable experience

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	321
Rating:	4.1 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Phoenix Feathers Found:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Astral Amulets Crafted:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Zombie Dances:	9	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Secret Passages Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5

Are you tired of boring Minecraft servers that don’t make you laugh until you pee your pants? Look no further, because our server is here to cure all your boredom woes with a side of hilarity!

Join our server for a wild ride of shenanigans and tomfoolery that will have you rolling on the floor laughing. From building giant phallic structures to engaging in epic battles with flying pigs, there’s never a dull moment on our server.

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground doctor’s office where players can share their most embarrassing trips to the doctor. Trust us, you won’t believe some of the stories that have been shared in there. So come on, join our server and prepare to have your sides split from laughter!

Oil & Gas Fun Zone

Alberta, Canada, Fun, gas, negative health outcomes, Oil, Oil and gas industry, Pollution, population exposure, sociodemographic, upstream operations, Zone

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	6277
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4	Magic Items Found:	4774
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Mythical Swords Crafted:	47
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Void Armor Forged:	25	Divine Relics Bestowed:	11
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Meteorite Armor Created:	27

come join our epic minecraft server where the only pollution you’ll find is from all the creepers blowing up your builds! we got oil and gas industry vibes for days, but don’t worry, it’s all just for show! our players have reported increased health benefits from all the fresh air and sunshine in our virtual world. plus, our population exposure to upstream oil and gas operations is off the charts – in a good way! so grab your pickaxe and get ready to dig into some crazy adventures on our server. who needs real life when you can live it up in minecraft land?!

Eternal Mech Waste Land 1.20.3

1.20.3, Anyabot, automated cleaning, cleaning, cleaning routine, convenience, debris disposal, dust collection, efficiency, Emptying, ETERNAL, Frequency, home maintenance, household chores, Land, maintenance, MECH, robot vacuum, Robotic assistance, Schedule, smart home, smart technology, time-saving, vacuuming, Waste

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Players:	98/500	Votes:	849
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1
Runes Activated:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	5

Lol, bro, you gotta join this Minecraft server cuz we got Anyabots that poop diamonds! Like, who needs to mine when you can just collect diamond turds from a robot, amirite? Plus, our server is like a virtual disco party with glowstone everywhere, so you can dance while you mine. And don’t even get me started on the llama races we have every Saturday, it’s lit AF. So, like, join now and experience the craziest Minecraft server ever, where the only limit is your imagination…and maybe some questionable redstone contraptions.

LootLunchDrama

actress, advertising, Brazil, broke student, expensive restaurant, family, fashion event, foreigner, Generosity, LootLunchDrama, manhattan, MILLIONAIRE, NYC, part time job, savings, sister, Support, telenovelas, tuition, University, wire transfer

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Players:	110/500	Votes:	3980
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Magic Wands Crafted:	10	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	56	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Epic Mounts Acquired:	3
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9	Titan Hearts Harvested:	5

Welcome to our Minecraft server, where you can escape your real-life money problems and live like a millionaire! Just like the OP’s sister, who is a millionaire actress, you too can enjoy the luxurious life in our virtual world.

Join us and experience the thrill of paying crazy expensive prices for virtual meals at fancy restaurants, just like the OP did with his sister in NYC. Who needs real money when you can pretend to be a broke foreigner student living in an expensive city in Minecraft?

Don’t worry about feeling guilty for accepting help from your millionaire sister, because on our server, everyone is a millionaire! You can wire each other virtual money for lunch and then tell each other to forget about it, just like the OP did. It’s all part of the fun!

So come join our server and live out your wildest fantasies of being a millionaire in a world where money is no object. Who needs real life when you can have all the luxury and drama of a telenovela right at your fingertips?

YakuzaCraft: Nuke Trafficking LOL

crime, criminal network, criminal organization, guilty plea, guilty plea deal, guilty verdict, illegal activities, international crime, Japan, japanese, leader, lol, myanmar, nuclear materials, nuclear proliferation, nuclear trafficking, Nuke, organized crime, pleads guilty, Southeast Asia, trafficking, yakuza, YakuzaCraft

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	9630
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	7	Eternal Flames Captured:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Enchanted Armories Found:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	20
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	8

join our epic minecraft server where u can be a part of the craziest adventure ever! we got japanese yakuza leaders, nuclear materials, and trafficking from myanmar! build ur own secret underground bunker to hide from the yakuza or team up with them to rule the server! the possibilities are endless in this wild and wacky world! come join us now and see what kind of trouble u can get into!

Players:	107/700	Votes:	4677
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	Crops Grown:	7487
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Players Killed by Monsters:	5722	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	10
Elemental Crystals Collected:	23	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	9
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13