hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 106/1000 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated: 7 New Chunks Explored: 483876
Parallel Universes Unraveled: 2 Celestial Dragons Tamed: 1
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 15 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0
Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15 Dimension Hops: 9
Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 5 World-Altering Spells Cast: 0

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

New Minecraft Servers

  • Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server

    Portuguese Is Just Funny Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Spanish servers? Come join our Minecraft server where we speak funny-sounding Portuguese instead! Why settle for regular when you can have a hilarious language experience while building epic structures and battling mobs?

    Our server is so wild that even the creepers can’t stop laughing at the ridiculousness of Portuguese being spoken in a Minecraft world. Join us for a chance to experience the chaos and hilarity that comes with trying to communicate in a language that sounds like a mix of Spanish and gibberish.

    Plus, rumor has it that our server is home to a secret treasure chest filled with enchanted diamonds and golden apples, guarded by a pack of mischievous parrots who only speak in Portuguese puns. Can you crack the code and claim the loot for yourself?

    So why wait? Join our one-of-a-kind Minecraft server today for a language experience like no other. Who knew that Portuguese could be so LOL-worthy in a blocky world full of adventure and surprises?

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Titanic Relics Retrieved: 1
    Reality Warps Survived: 2 Magic Crystals Found: 15
    God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2 Infernal Machines Built: 1
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 12 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 6

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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  • Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP

    Beautiful K-Pop Skin – Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of being a noob in Minecraft and getting wrecked by creepers every time you leave your house? Well, look no further because our SMP is the perfect place for you to hone your skills and become a Minecraft pro!

    Join our server and become a part of a community where the only language spoken is Korean. Why, you ask? Because our owner is on a mission to learn Korean so he can impress his future Korean wife when he goes to Korea to find her. And he’s not going to let anything stand in his way – not even a horde of angry zombies!

    So come join us and embark on this epic journey with us. Who knows, maybe you’ll find your own Korean spouse along the way! Just remember to bring your diamond sword and a sense of humor – you’re going to need both in this crazy world we’ve created. See you in game! 😉🇰🇷💍

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Alien Abductions: 0 Emeralds Found: 6767
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 60 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 9 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 3
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • SisCraft: GreedySociopath

    SisCraft: GreedySociopath
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as dramatic as your family gatherings? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with backstabbing, surprises, and betrayal – just like the time your sister ruined your Christmas surprise!

    Our server is perfect for players who love a good plot twist, just like when your sister told your mom you were getting her an iPad and then demanded perfume instead. And don’t worry, we won’t judge if you need to vent your frustrations in the chat – just like that time you called your sister a manipulative, greedy sociopath.

    So come join us for a server experience that’s more chaotic than your family dynamics. Who needs snowboarding holidays when you can have this level of drama in Minecraft? Join now and let the craziness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 4
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3
    Epic Shields Constructed: 30 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 6
    Haunted Chests Opened: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 10
    Magical Ponies Rescued: 8 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 5

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • CraftyMemory

    CraftyMemory
    Are you tired of wasting brain space on useless information like your ex’s phone number or the periodic table? Well, join our Minecraft server and we’ll fill your head with even more useless knowledge!

    We have a secret underground library filled with books on how to speak llama, the history of dirt blocks, and the best strategies for surviving a zombie apocalypse (in Minecraft, of course).

    Forget about real life responsibilities and come join us for a wild ride filled with pixelated adventures, epic battles with creepers, and the chance to build your dream castle out of virtual blocks. Who needs to remember your mom’s birthday when you can be the king of a virtual kingdom?

    So come on, join us and let’s make your brain even more useless than it already is!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 3
    Pirate Ships Raided: 1 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Shattered Realms Restored: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 12
    Lost Souls Rescued: 6 Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 23

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

    New Minecraft Server
    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • CraftyCrimeOilStrike

    CraftyCrimeOilStrike
    so, like, imagine ukraine is all like boom boom boom in crimea, right? but like, on this server, we have our own oil depot and it’s like the wild wild west up in here. join us for some explosive fun and chaos like ukraine in crimea. come blow stuff up and claim your territory, it’s gonna be a blast!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 7 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Phantom Knights Defeated: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Animals Bred: 114 Dragon Hoards Looted: 2
    Villages Defended: 7 Mythical Relics Collected: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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  • MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun

    MineCraftDentalVisionHearingFun
    yo yo yo come join our epic minecraft server where the players are so lit they make diamonds jealous. we got crazier than a creeper on a sugar rush events happening every day, from building competitions to pvp battles that will leave you screaming like a ghast.

    we got so much bling bling in our virtual world that even the lower-income medicare advantage beneficiaries are ballin’ out of control. they be flexin’ their diamond armor and riding around on diamond horses like they own the place.

    but don’t worry, even if you’re broke like a villager without a trade, you can still join in on the fun. we got discounts on dental, vision, and hearing services for all our players. no need to worry about those pesky cost-related barriers, we got you covered like a diamond chestplate.

    so what are you waiting for? come join the party on our minecraft server and experience the most outrageous adventures this side of the end portal. trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 8
    Evil Lairs Raided: 5 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 13 Potions Brewed: 114
    Secret Guilds Joined: 2 Falling into the Void: 1
    Omnipotent Charms Created: 3 Celestial Crowns Worn: 4

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

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  • 🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    🔥 Twenture 🔥 Survival, OneBlock, Bedwars 💎 1.20+ Minecraft server

    Twenture – Modern minecraft server!

    IP: TWC.SU

    Server version: from 1.20 to 1.21

    Our Minecraft Server has:

    SurvivalAnarchySkyblockOne BlockMini GamesBedwarsPVPPVEPVE

    The Survival server is suitable for lovers of a vanilla atmosphere, with private parties and a focus on the development of PVE and RPG. Anarchy for fans of Hardcore with a focus on PVP, Vulture and without privates.

    Server advantages:

    Available for PC Nice community Participate in PVP battles Upgrade RPG abilities Open cool cases Collect a collection of pets Collect a collection of minions Get a free donation Big online And much more!

    Our website: https://twenture.ru

    Discord: https://discord.gg/tNHyfQKmVn

    Server without mods and pirated. Play for free!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: 3 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Holy Grails Found: 2
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 7 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 6
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 4 Secret Passages Found: 4

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server

    Mine Craze: Content Tumors Server
    Welcome to the most epic Minecraft server you will ever experience! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you some outrageous reasons:

    1. Our server is run by a team of highly trained ninja llamas who will protect you from any griefers or trolls. They may spit on you occasionally, but it’s all in good fun.

    2. We have a secret underground city filled with dancing creepers and disco-loving skeletons. It’s the perfect place to party and show off your best dance moves.

    3. Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Chicken, a rare and majestic creature that lays diamond eggs. Who needs a diamond pickaxe when you have a diamond-laying chicken?

    4. We hold weekly llama races where you can ride on the backs of our speedy llamas and compete for fabulous prizes. Just watch out for the cactus obstacle course!

    5. Rumor has it that there is a hidden treasure chest filled with enchanted golden carrots somewhere on the server. Will you be the one to find it and become the richest player in all of Minecraft?

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and embark on the craziest Minecraft adventure of your life! Just watch out for those ninja llamas…they can be a bit feisty.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Shattered Realms Restored: 1
    Unholy Beasts Tamed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Unicorn Sightings: 1
    Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 5 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 6 Emeralds Found: 4876

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP

    Obsessed With Her Minecraft SMP
    Are you tired of boring, normal Minecraft servers? Join our wacky and wild SMP where schizos and shitposters run the show! Our server is filled with crazy adventures, hilarious pranks, and mind-bending builds that will leave you questioning reality.

    Join us if you want to be part of a community that embraces the chaos and thrives on the absurd. Who knows, you might even become best friends with a schizo or a shitposter! So come on, what are you waiting for? Join our server and dive headfirst into the madness!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 7
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 1 Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 2
    Secret Passages Found: 4 Ancient Relics Unearthed: 122
    Titanic Battles Fought: 12 Lost Souls Rescued: 2
    Magical Moments Shared: 29 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 7

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard

    MilCraft Server: AITA Disregard
    Are you tired of family drama and guilt trips? Join our Minecraft server for a break from the real world craziness! Our server is a safe haven where you can build, mine, and explore without worrying about your in-laws trying to control your life choices.

    Forget about flying 9 hours to give birth in your home country just to please your MIL – on our server, you can give birth to pixelated babies in the comfort of your own virtual world! No need to worry about passport issues or unpaid leave, because in Minecraft, anything is possible.

    Join us and escape the pressure of society’s expectations. Build a virtual family with your blocky babies and explore new worlds together. Who needs real-life drama when you can have a blast in our Minecraft server? Let’s mine away the stress and have some fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 23 Epic Shields Constructed: 33
    Goblin Markets Raided: 7 Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 15
    Heroic Oaths Sworn: 22 Astral Orbs Gathered: 11
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 6
    Legendary Items Repaired: 3 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • SisterSueCraft

    SisterSueCraft
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we have the craziest family drama you’ll ever see! Join now to experience the thrill of lending virtual loans to your in-game siblings and never getting paid back!

    Our server is filled with intense negotiations, shady deals, and unexpected twists just like the story of this player’s sister who conveniently forgot to repay the principal loan amount. Will you be the one to take legal action against your in-game family members?

    But wait, there’s more! Dive into the world of Minecraft where you can wire virtual money to your sibling’s bank account and watch as they come up with outrageous excuses for not paying you back on time.

    Join us now and see if you have what it takes to navigate through the drama-filled world of Minecraft loans and family disputes. Don’t miss out on the chance to be the ultimate loan shark in our server – it’s a wild ride you won’t want to miss!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Void Gems Collected: 33 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 10
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 7 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 9
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Evil Portals Destroyed: 2
    New Chunks Explored: 763486 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Secret Guilds Joined: 3 Whispering Caves Entered: 3

    Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

    New Minecraft Server
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  • ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP

    ChefOfOneMinecraftSMP
    Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where the only food that can be cooked is the elusive and mysterious “Rainbow Bacon”! Legend has it that this magical bacon can only be cooked by the chosen ones who join our server.

    But be warned, the process of cooking Rainbow Bacon is no easy feat. You must first defeat the Bacon King in a fierce battle, then gather rare ingredients from the enchanted forest, and finally cook it over a volcano while doing a dance of victory.

    Only the bravest and most skilled players can master the art of cooking Rainbow Bacon. So if you think you have what it takes to join our wacky and bacon-filled world, come on in and prove yourself! Just remember, only the chosen ones can cook the Rainbow Bacon, so don’t even try if you’re not up to the challenge.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/400 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Found: 5930 Meteorites Collected: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 5
    Evil Portals Destroyed: 1 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 1
    Cosmic Pies Baked: 7 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 World-Altering Spells Cast: 2

    Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

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  • CreeperCravings

    CreeperCravings
    Remember that one dish from your childhood that made you feel like you could take on the world? Well, imagine that dish in Minecraft form on our server! Join us and indulge in the nostalgia of your favorite childhood meals while building epic structures and battling mobs. Who knew virtual food could be so satisfying? Plus, rumor has it that eating virtual food on our server gives you special powers like super speed and the ability to fly. So come satisfy your cravings and become a culinary master in the world of Minecraft!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Buildings Constructed: 36 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 2 Warlock Amulets Crafted: 5
    Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 0
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 3
    Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0

    Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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  • Youth Smoke-Free Zone

    Youth Smoke-Free Zone
    yo, u gotta join this epic minecraft server cuz it’s like the holy grail of blocky adventures. like, we got so much craziness goin’ on, it’s like a party in the nether.

    imagine this: you spawn in and suddenly you’re surrounded by flying pigs with top hats. they start singing show tunes and throwing diamonds at you. then, out of nowhere, a giant chicken wearing sunglasses challenges you to a dance-off. it’s lit, fam.

    oh, and did i mention the secret underground disco club we have? it’s bumpin’ 24/7 with villagers breakdancing and creepers dropping sick beats. you gotta see it to believe it.

    plus, we have the rarest loot drops in all of minecraft. like, you kill a zombie and it drops a enchanted diamond sword with infinite durability. it’s like winning the lottery, but way cooler.

    so, if you wanna join a minecraft server that’s more bonkers than a herd of deranged llamas, come join us. we’ll be waiting with open arms and a stack of golden apples. let the madness begin!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2
    Elemental Crystals Collected: 66 Crystal Palaces Visited: 1
    Rune Stones Activated: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 21
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 3 Heroic Legacies Created: 6
    Crystal Caves Mapped: 10 Celestial Beings Befriended: 0

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • No-Modding Minecraft Server

    No-Modding Minecraft Server
    Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no modding and no multiplayer updates? Well, look no further because our server has the WORST case of Indie FOTM! What does that mean, you ask? It means we have the craziest, most outrageous mods you’ve ever seen! Want to ride a flying unicorn while shooting laser beams out of your eyes? We got you covered.

    But wait, there’s more! Our multiplayer update is so insane that you’ll be battling dragons with your friends in no time. And if that’s not enough to convince you to join, just know that our server is run by a group of highly trained llamas who have a secret underground base filled with diamonds and gold. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Dragonkin Hatched: 1 Dungeon Sieges Launched: 6
    Towns Built: 8 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Enchanted Teapots Collected: 10
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 29 Legendary Heroes Trained: 5

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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    GYAT.Minewind.net
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