hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.5 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1 Infernal Machines Built: 0
Bizarre Potions Brewed: 18 Living Shadows Defeated: 5
Magic Items Found: 5022 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
Reality Distortions Fixed: 2 Dimension Hops: 12
Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0 Magic Wands Crafted: 9

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.

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