hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 18, 2024

Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 5 Villages Defended: 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
Invisible Pathways Walked: 3 Wyrmholes Dug: 8
Endless Legions Commanded: 30 Celestial Beings Befriended: 3
Ghost Trains Ridden: 0 Reality Warps Survived: 1

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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