hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 17, 2024

Players: 105/900 Uptime: 95%
Rating: 4.6 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated: 4 Potions Brewed: 36
Whispering Shadows Heard: 1 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 14
Runic Tablets Deciphered: 48 Phoenix Feathers Found: 13
Divine Spears Created: 15 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 3
Evil Lairs Raided: 7 Dimension Hops: 15

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

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