hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 108/400 Uptime: 97%
Rating: 4.4 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed: 10 Celestial Events Witnessed: 4
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 1 Mineshafts Explored: 2
Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 11
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Wyrmholes Dug: 6
Endless Staircases Climbed: 3 Mysterious Obelisks Activated: 1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

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