hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 15, 2024

Players: 102/900 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: 1 Royal Decrees Issued: 2
Treasure Maps Found: 5 Astral Staffs Crafted: 9
Omnipotent Charms Created: 1 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 7
Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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