hey u, ya u, do u like minecraft? do u like crazy adventures? well then u gotta join dis server! we got pigs flyin, cows dancin, and creepers doin the cha cha slide.

we got so much land to explore, it’s like israel’s military expandin into south-west lebanon, except without all the drama and stuff.

come join us and build the craziest creations u can think of. we got a community of players who are as wild as a herd of llamas on roller skates.

so what are u waitin for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 14, 2024

Players: 99/700 Uptime: 99%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2 Demonic Pacts Formed: 0
Lost Cities Unearthed: 3 Blood Moons Survived: 2
Volcanoes Explored: 3 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 4
Lost Souls Rescued: 4 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 0
Cosmic Hamsters Found: 5 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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