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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 5672 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Ghost Minerβs Tools Found: | 5 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 16 |
Cursed Lands Purified: | 7 | Treasure Maps Found: | 13 |
Endless Night Skies: | 2 | Cursed Diamonds Mined: | 5 |
Unholy Beasts Tamed: | 3 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 |
Hidden Passages Discovered: | 2 | Evil Lairs Raided: | 8 |
Whispering Shadows Heard: | 1 | Living Shadows Defeated: | 5 |
Secret Passages Found: | 4 | Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 9 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!