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Players: | 108/100 | Votes: | 9420 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Enchanted Armories Found: | 3 | Paranormal Events Investigated: | 1 |
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 8 | Vanishing Structures Built: | 1 |
Moonlit Rituals Performed: | 2 | Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: | 16 |
Soul Contracts Signed: | 4 | Endless Night Skies: | 1 |
Rainbows Spotted: | 5 | Cosmic Hamsters Found: | 3 |
Immortal Anvils Forged: | 9 | Treasure Maps Found: | 8 |
Tesseract Cubes Discovered: | 4 | Eldritch Scrolls Read: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!