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Players: | 92/300 | Votes: | 6443 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Sunfire Helmets Forged: | 3 | Invisible Walls Found: | 2 |
Goblin Armies Outwitted: | 8 | Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 |
God-Tier Weapons Forged: | 24 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 2 |
Wishing Wells Wished Upon: | 6 | Frozen Fortresses Conquered: | 4 |
Eldritch Beasts Summoned: | 0 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 4 |
Pirate Ships Captured: | 2 | Mystical Artifacts Crafted: | 6 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 1 | Meteorite Armor Created: | 11 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
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