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Players: | 106/100 | Votes: | 2996 |
Rating: | 4.0 / 5 | ||
Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 3 | Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 | Dark Rituals Completed: | 7 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 4 | Ores Mined: | 1398 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 2 | Haunted Forests Traversed: | 5 |
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: | 3 | Doomsday Clocks Constructed: | 2 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 2 | Crops Grown: | 6734 |
Astral Staffs Crafted: | 20 | Legendary Scepters Created: | 5 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!