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Players: | 99/100 | Votes: | 4780 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Underground Cities Explored: | 4 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Infinite Doors Opened: | 1 | Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 3 |
Epic Weapons Forged: | 10 | Epic Mounts Acquired: | 5 |
Portal Loops Escaped: | 1 | Elemental Temples Cleansed: | 2 |
Heavenly Choirs Heard: | 3 | Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 30 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 1 | Eerie Music Discs Played: | 2 |
Glowing Eyes in the Dark: | 6 | Haunted Chests Opened: | 4 |
Join us if you want to ride pigs into battle, build a house out of exploding TNT blocks, and fight off hordes of zombie chickens armed with diamond swords!
We have a secret underground base where we hoard all the rarest items in the game, including a pet dragon that shoots fireballs out of its butt!
But wait, there’s more! Our server is protected by a magical forcefield that only lets in the most epic players. So if you think you have what it takes to survive in our crazy world, come join us and show those trumptards who’s boss! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA!