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Skillful Sex Minecraft Server

consent, DATING, deserve it, double standards, equality, Expectations, feminism, Gender Roles, getting sex, harder working, Men, Minecraft, Myth, Pushed, relationships, Server, sex, sexual dynamics, skill, skillful, social norms, society, Stereotypes, toxic masculinity

Are you tired of being told that getting sex is a “skill” that only the “harder working” men deserve? Well, on our Minecraft server, we believe in equality for all players, regardless of their sex life skills! Join us and prove that you can conquer the virtual world without needing to “earn” anything other than your own epic gaming abilities.

Our server is filled with mythical creatures who are rumored to grant special powers to those who can impress them with their building skills. Rumor has it that one player even tamed a dragon by constructing a castle made entirely of diamond blocks! Will you be the next legendary builder to earn the respect of these magical beings?

But beware, there are also trolls lurking in the depths of our server, ready to challenge you to ridiculous tasks in exchange for rare loot. One player was dared to build a rollercoaster that looped through the clouds, and they emerged victorious with a chest full of enchanted gear!

So come join us on our wacky and wild Minecraft server, where the only “skill” you need is a sense of humor and a love for all things blocky and bizarre. Who knows what adventures await you in this crazy virtual world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
New Chunks Explored:	869571	Royal Courts Attended:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	0	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

“The Squashed Wrestlers of Xbox Live” – Minecraft SMP

2006, Attitude Era, Gaming, gaming history, impact wrestling, Live, Minecraft, online gaming, professional wrestling, Ruthless Aggression Era, smp, Squash Matches, Squashed, superstars, tna, video games, WCW, Wrestlers, wrestling, wwe, Xbox, xbox live

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP, where we have a group of “wrestlers” who think they could have taken on Xbox Live back in 2006. These guys are so confident in their virtual fighting skills that they challenge anyone who dares to enter our server.

But don’t worry, we also have a secret weapon – a llama named Larry who can spit fireballs and drop anvils on unsuspecting players. Larry is the real MVP of our server and will protect you from any wannabe wrestlers who try to challenge your dominance.

Join us for a wild ride filled with epic battles, crazy shenanigans, and maybe even a dance-off or two. Who needs Xbox Live when you have a llama with a bad attitude? Come join our Minecraft SMP and show these wrestlers who’s boss!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	2	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	1
Dark Rituals Completed:	8	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Alternate Realities Explored:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

EvictCraft: No Room for Squatters

bad friend, Boundaries, Communication, EvictCraft, Eviction, financial struggles, friendship, Help, low-income housing, MONEY, Realistic, responsibilities, room, selfish, Shelters, single mom, small apartment, squatters, Support, toddlers, tough decision, track record, work from home

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no drama? Well, look no further! Join our server for some real-life chaos and excitement!

Picture this: you log on to our server and find yourself in a one-bedroom apartment with two toddlers running around. That’s right, we’ve recreated the experience of having a single mom friend move in with you without your consent! Will you be able to navigate the cramped space and constant chaos? Only time will tell.

But wait, there’s more! Help your friend “Kara” find low-income housing programs or shelters while she accuses you of being a bad friend for not letting her stay with you. Will you be able to maintain your sanity and your friendship in the face of such outrageous accusations?

So come on down to our server and experience the ultimate test of friendship and boundaries. Who needs diamonds and redstone when you have real-life drama to deal with? Join now and see if you’re the ultimate friend or the ultimate AITA!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Potions Brewed:	121
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	14
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	23
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

LessCreepersMinecraftSMP

Apathy, Corruption, crime, Cruelty, discrimination, Disease, Greed, hatred, ignorance, INEQUALITY, injustice, LessCreepersMinecraftSMP, Negativity, Pollution, POVERTY, Selfishness, Suffering, violence, War, Waste

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with the same old rules and restrictions? Well, look no further because our server is here to shake things up! Join us if you wish the world had less gravity, because on our server, you can jump to the moon and back with ease!

But that’s not all – we also have a secret underground base filled with diamond-encrusted llamas who will trade you for rare items like enchanted golden carrots and flying pigs. And if you’re lucky, you might even stumble upon our hidden treasure room where the legendary Notch himself left behind a stash of enchanted apples and a signed copy of Minecraft 2.0!

So what are you waiting for? Join our wacky and wild Minecraft SMP today and experience a whole new world of craziness and chaos!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	4

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

UglyCraft

Appearance, attractiveness, attractiveness indicators, attractiveness perception, beauty standards, body image, Body language, Confidence, emotional well being, facial expressions, fashion sense, Grooming, Insecurities, personal hygiene, physical features, rejection, self esteem, social cues, societal norms, UglyCraft, Unattractive

If you’ve ever been mistaken for a creeper in Minecraft, then it’s probably time to join our server! Our community is filled with players who appreciate a good explosion and won’t judge you for your blocky appearance. Plus, rumor has it that our server is so lit, even Endermen are jealous of our style. So come on over and show off your unique charm – just watch out for any stray arrows aimed at your square-shaped head!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Rainbows Spotted:	10
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	4	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

K-Pop Craft Minecraft Server

#intelligence gathering, Adversaries, Allies, Craft, Diplomacy, diplomatic fallout, drone row, east asia, Espionage, foreign policy, geopolitical implications, international relations, Kpop, military conflict, Minecraft, N.Korea, political tensions, regional stability, regret, russia, S.Korea, security concerns, Server, Surveillance

lol u gotta join this server cuz we got a secret alliance with N. Korea and Russia, we be causing chaos with drones and stuff. S. Korea be regretting messing with us, they can’t handle our epic Minecraft skills. Come join the fun and be part of the most insane Minecraft server ever! Trust me, you don’t wanna miss out on this wild ride.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	42
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Demon Skulls Collected:	45
Dragon Eggs Found:	9129	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

BridgeClimbGoneWrong

#youtube, accident, Adventure, BridgeClimbGoneWrong, British, Climbing, Content Creator, dangerous stunts, dies, extreme sports, highest bridge, influencer, instagram, Risk-taking, safety precautions, social media, spain, thrill-seeking, Tragedy, tragic death, viral video

lol dis server is so lit u might die trying to climb the highest bridge in spain like that british content creator 🤣 but hey at least u can respawn and keep playing on our server! join us for epic adventures, crazy builds, and maybe even some death-defying stunts (jk pls don’t actually die) 😂 we’ve got a community of players who are as wild and unpredictable as a creeper explosion, so come join the fun and see if u can survive the madness! 🤪💥 #minecraftmadness #respawnandrepeat #bridgeclimbingisoverrated

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Emeralds Found:	2449	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Cursed Lands Purified:	7	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Invisible Pathways Walked:	6	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

Global Warming Not Detected Server

#sustainability, carbon emissions, carbon footprint, climate action, climate change, climate crisis, climate data, climate research, climate science, climate trends, detectable, DETECTED, ecological impact, Environment, environmental policy, Global, global warming, greenhouse gases, Server, Surge, temperature rise, warming, weather patterns

come join our server and escape the impending doom of global warming!!! our virtual world is a safe haven from the scorching heat and rising sea levels. plus, our pixelated penguins are trained to do the macarena on command. who wouldn’t want to be a part of that?! join now before the polar bears start roller skating on thin ice.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Whispering Shadows Heard:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

PixelCraft Minecraft Server

better yearly pacing, Ip:, live action, Minecraft, New Movie, normal anime, pixelcraft, post time skip arcs, remake, remastered, SEASON 2, Server, winning, WIT

Are you tired of boring, slow-paced Minecraft servers? Well, look no further because our server is like the remastered post time skip arcs of your favorite anime – better pacing, more action, and tons of surprises! Rumor has it that the server is so popular, a remake by Wit is on the way and a new movie is in the works for next year. Plus, we’ve got season 2 of the live action series coming soon! Join us for epic adventures, crazy battles, and a community that’s always up for a good time. Don’t miss out on the fun – join now and be a part of the winning team!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Forbidden Relics Collected:	3	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	3	Mines Excavated:	2676
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

INDONESIA! dumb dumb Minecraft SMP dumb!!

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Hey there fellow Minecrafters! Are you tired of boring old SMPs where the only excitement is watching grass grow? Well, do we have the server for you! Join our server for a chance to ride on the backs of flying pigs, battle evil llamas with laser eyes, and mine for diamonds while riding a roller coaster made of TNT!

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over the land with an iron beak. Join his army of feathered minions and conquer the server in epic chicken battles that will go down in Minecraft history!

Don’t miss out on the chance to join a community of players who are as crazy as you are. So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the chaos begin! #ChickenKingRulesTheLand #FlyingPigsFTW #TNTRollerCoasterMadness

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Cursed Villages Purged:	4
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Potions Brewed:	47
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

FriendZone SMP: Men & Women

Boundaries, Communication, Companionship, emotional connection, friendship, Friendship Dynamics, friendzone, gender dynamics, gender stereotypes, long-term friendships, Men, mutual respect, opposite sexes, platonic relationships, relationships, smp, social norms, societal expectations, support system, Trust, Understanding, Women

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only drama is someone stealing your diamonds? Well, look no further because our SMP is like a soap opera on steroids! We’ve got alliances, betrayals, and love triangles that would make Shakespeare blush. Join us if you want to experience the rollercoaster of emotions that comes with navigating the treacherous waters of men and women friendships in Minecraft. Who knows, you might just find your in-game soulmate or your arch-nemesis. So grab your pickaxe and get ready for the wildest ride of your Minecraft life!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Enchantments Applied:	208	Glorious Feasts Held:	12
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	12	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

BlockyBoredomBeGone

BlockyBoredomBeGone, discontent, dissatisfaction, dissatisfaction with life, dissatisfaction with self, emotional distress, feeling unhappy, finding purpose, lack of fulfillment, Life, life struggles, main reason, mental health, overcoming challenges, personal issues, reasons for unhappiness, seeking happiness, self improvement, unhappiness, Unhappy, unhappy with life

Are you tired of living in a boring, mundane world where nothing exciting ever happens? Do you long for adventure, excitement, and endless possibilities? Well, look no further because our Minecraft server is the answer to all your problems!

Join our server and say goodbye to your boring, unhappy life. With our insane custom plugins and wacky mini-games, you’ll be laughing your way to happiness in no time. Want to ride a flying pig into battle? Done. How about befriending a talking llama who tells hilarious jokes? We’ve got you covered.

But wait, there’s more! Our server is home to the legendary diamond chicken, a rare and elusive creature that lays diamonds instead of eggs. Imagine the wealth and power you’ll have with a whole flock of these feathered friends at your disposal.

So what are you waiting for? Say goodbye to your unhappy life and join our Minecraft server today for a wild ride of laughter, adventure, and pure ridiculousness. You won’t regret it!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	12	Holy Grails Found:	4
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Buildings Constructed:	34
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Crops Grown:	7314
Astral Projections Made:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

RevengeCraft: Ukrainian Paratroopers

Conflict, consequences, eastern europe, international relations, Justice, MARINES, Military, murder, paratroopers, prisoners, RETALIATION, Retribution, Revenge, RevengeCraft, russia, Russian, Tragedy, Ukraine, UKRAINIAN, violence, War

hey u, yea u, do u like revenge? do u like paratroopers? do u like russian marines getting what they deserve? well then u gotta join our minecraft server! we got ukrainian paratroopers ready to kick some butt and take some names. they are on a mission for revenge after those russian marines murdered nine ukrainian prisoners. it’s gonna be epic, it’s gonna be intense, it’s gonna be a bloodbath (but, like, in a fun minecraft way). so come join us and help the ukrainian paratroopers get their revenge. trust us, it’s gonna be lit 🔥🔥🔥

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	18	Crops Grown:	8978
Chimeras Created:	2	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Runes Activated:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	184	Epic Shields Constructed:	40
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

ADHD Girls Gone Wild

adhd, Girls, Wild

so like, u know how girls with adhd when they’re kids turn into like, super chill and not so agreeable when they grow up? well, this server is like the opposite of that! we got girls with adhd who are still hyper and fun and agreeable as heck! join us for a wild ride of building, exploring, and just having a blast with our crazy adhd crew! who needs conscientiousness when you can have this much fun?! come join us now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	105/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	189	Reality Warps Survived:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Sneed City

Anarchy, Anarchy Cracked server 1.12.2 ViaVersion Bedrock Edition PvP Survival Community Economy Missions Shop Plugins Events Factions Skyblock Creative Prison Minigames Roleplay Quests, Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Sneed City is a cracked anarchy server. While the server is running 1.12.2, it features ViaVersion so you can join on any modern Minecraft version. You can also join from Bedrock edition.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	110/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	10	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	35	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	6	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Astral Projections Made:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1