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NudeLeaksGoneWild Minecraft SMP

cyber safety, cyber threats, Data Protection, data security, digital footprint, digital identity, digital privacy, image sharing, internet privacy, leaked nudes, Minecraft, NudeLeaksGoneWild, online privacy, online reputation, online safety, online security, personal information, personal photos, privacy, privacy breach, sexting, smp, social media

Join our Minecraft SMP and never worry about leaked nudes again! Our server is protected by a team of highly trained llamas who will spit on anyone trying to leak your personal photos. Plus, we have a secret underground bunker where all leaked nudes are stored in a vault guarded by a dragon named Steve. So come join us and rest easy knowing your nudes are safe in our crazy, pixelated world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Crystal Wands Charged:	16
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0	Endless Staircases Climbed:	2
Enchantments Applied:	209	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	18

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

CraftyPoundsLost

balance, Consistency, CraftyPoundsLost, determination, Exercise, goal-setting, Healthy Eating, Journey, lifestyle change, long term results, mindset shift, motivation, patience, perseverance, progress tracking, self-care, self-discipline, success, support system, transformation, weight loss

Are you tired of trying to lose weight in the real world? Well, have we got the solution for you! Join our Minecraft server and watch the pounds melt away as you mine, build, and battle your way to a slimmer you!

Our server is equipped with magical weight loss potions that will shrink your character every time you defeat a mob. Plus, our virtual gym is stocked with pixelated treadmills and weightlifting equipment that will have you sweating in no time.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to a secret underground cave filled with enchanted fruits and veggies that will boost your health and stamina. And rumor has it, there’s a hidden treasure chest at the bottom of a lava pit that contains the ultimate weight loss prize – a diamond-encrusted treadmill that will make you run faster than you ever thought possible.

So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft server today and watch the virtual pounds disappear faster than you can say “creeper explosion!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	17	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Towns Built:	9	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Meteorites Collected:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	5

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

Putin’s Pantry Minecraft Server

Business, Canned Food Maker, Economy, Food Industry, foreign policy, Government, international relations, Manufacturing, Minecraft, nationalization, orders, ownership, pantry, Politics, putin, Putin administration, Putins, russia, sanctions, Seizure, Server, Trade, U.S.-Owned, united states

u know u wanna join this cray cray minecraft server where we got putin ordering seizures of canned food makers. like, what even is that?? come join us for the wildest ride of ur life. we got pigs flying, cows doing the moonwalk, and creepers breakdancing. u won’t find a server like this anywhere else, so hop on and join the madness. plus, we have a secret underground base where we hoard all the diamonds and emeralds. trust me, u don’t wanna miss out on this epic adventure. so what are u waiting for? join now and let’s get this party started!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
New Chunks Explored:	103065	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Wyrmholes Dug:	10	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Enchanted Forests Planted:	9	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

KraftyKoreans: Redstone Soldiers

Alliance, concern, Conflict, Defense, Diplomacy, Fighting, foreign policy, Geopolitical, international relations, KraftyKoreans, Military, News, North Korea, Redstone, Reports, russia, sanctions, SECURITY, soldiers, Tensions, US, world affairs

so, like, this server is like the bomb dot com, you know? we got North Korean soldiers fighting for Russia up in here, like what even is that?! it’s like a real-life Hunger Games situation, but in Minecraft.

you gotta join this server, man, it’s like a wild ride. we got secret underground bases, hidden treasure chests, and even a pet llama that spits at griefers.

if you’re looking for some crazy, off-the-wall Minecraft action, then this is the server for you. join us and be part of the most epic battle between North Korean soldiers and Russia that Minecraft has ever seen. trust me, you won’t regret it.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Crystal Wands Charged:	10
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	13	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Void Gems Collected:	17	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Deep Sea Tubeworms Server

Community, deep, deep sea creatures, deep sea exploration, deep sea habitat, Giant tubeworms, hydrothermal vents, Marine Biology, marine ecology, marine life, ocean floor, oceanic ecosystem, pacific ocean, Pacific seafloor, sea, seafloor, seafloor discovery, Server, subsea community, thriving ecosystem, Tubeworms, underwater discovery, underwater world, unique ecosystem

come join our epic minecraft server where giant tubeworms are the rulers of the land! they have created a thriving ecosystem under the seafloor and you can be a part of it! dive deep into the ocean and discover the secrets of the tubeworm society.

but be warned, the tubeworms are not to be messed with! they have formed a “community” that rivals any other in the minecraft world. will you be able to gain their trust and join their ranks? or will you be cast out into the abyss?

join now for a chance to befriend a giant tubeworm and ride it into battle against your enemies! the depths of the Pacific Ocean await you, adventurer. dive in and see what wonders await!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	27	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Star Shards Collected:	72
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	23
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3512	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

DupeLeo

Anarchy, PvP, PvP Survival Skyblock Factions Creative Minigames Economy Roleplay Quests Hardcore Vanilla Modded Bedwars Prison Parkour Towny Pixelmon Skywars Buildbattle KitPvP

DupeLeo is a simple and fun server! Where you get to dupe and have to do have the work you do in vanilla Minecraft! Have fun!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0
Potions Brewed:	27	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

cojis galaxy

application, Bedwars, build test, Builders, cojis, Discord, Factions, Galaxy, locations, Minecraft, Mini Games, new, Prison, PvP, Server, spawns, Staff, Survival, up and coming, Vanilla

A new up and coming vanilla server currently a work in progress in need of builders and staff for future release builders are needed asap for building spawns and other locations application is in the discord and a build test will be required if you want to be a builder.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	108/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	41	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Magic Items Found:	4274	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	15	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

Create and Conquer: The Mildly Wild Sildaris [modded] [factions]

airships, artillery, Astronomy, Cannons, Cheese, Chunk claiming, Civilisation, coin economy, combat system, Conquer, Create, decorations, Epic Knights, Factions, Field guns, firearms, Flintlocks, Geopolitics, mildly, Modded, muskets, Nations, player-run shops, refuge, Sildaris, Spawn Vendors, Steam-fantasy, Warfare System, Wild, wine

Server Name	The Sildaris Wilds
Version	1.20.1
Trailer	Watch Trailer

Overview

Embark to the Sildaris Wilds, and make history! Create and Conquer is a Nations/Geopolitics server with a steam-fantasy theming. We are a thriving community, and even have mods being developed just for the server! Join us for airships, cannons, immersive gear from Epic Knights, coin based economy, chunk claiming, warfare system, events, astronomy, decorations, wine and cheese, and more!

FAQ

What is the theme of the server?

The theme of the server is steam-fantasy with elements such as airships, cannons, muskets, and immersive gear.

What can players do on the server?

Players can create nations, participate in geopolitics, engage in combat with black-powder firearms and field guns, explore the Sildaris Wilds, and participate in events and competitions.

How can I join the server?

You can join the server by visiting our Discord at https://discord.gg/NMMg4TJ6Cf

Are there any upcoming updates or events?

We are about to launch a tech advancement update bringing trains and combustion engines, as well as an in-game photography competition and build competition.

Is there a unique economy system on the server?

Yes, the server has a coin-based economy with spawn vendors, player-run shops, and a fair conflict system to facilitate engaging combat while allowing nations to prosper and grow.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Potions Brewed:	65
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	38
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Emeralds Found:	8069	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Demon Skulls Collected:	15	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

Country Doctors Minecraft Server

Country, DOCTORS, general practitioners, Healthcare, healthcare access, healthcare availability, healthcare location, healthcare professionals, healthcare providers, healthcare resources, healthcare system, local doctors, local healthcare, medical care, medical professionals, medical services, Minecraft, national doctors, national healthcare, physician, Server, specialists

Are doctors based in your country? Who needs doctors when you can join our Minecraft server and have magical healing powers at your fingertips! Forget about waiting in long lines at the hospital, just hop on our server and your health will be restored in no time. Plus, our resident witch doctor can cure any ailment with a simple potion – even turning you into a unicorn if you ask nicely! Join now for a dose of virtual healthcare that’s out of this world!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Divine Relics Bestowed:	6	Mysterious Portals Opened:	15
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	15
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Mines Excavated:	2485	Secret Guilds Joined:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	0

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Blame Musk in Minecraft SMP

/pol/tards, altcoins, Biz, Blame, blockchain technology, crypto market, cryptocurrency, decentralized finance, Digital Currency, dogecoin, elon musk, financial influencers, financial speculation, internet culture, Investment, market manipulation, market volatility, meme coins, Meme culture, Minecraft, Musk, smp, speculative trading

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story about how Elon Musk accidentally created a server full of meme-loving, crypto-hating, and absolute mad lads.

Legend has it that one day, Elon Musk was playing Minecraft and accidentally stumbled upon a hidden server where the memes flowed like water and the chaos never ceased. Instead of shutting it down, he decided to join in on the fun and inadvertently created a community that thrived on ridiculousness and absurdity.

Now, this server is a place where you can build your wildest creations, engage in epic battles with other players, and participate in events that will leave you questioning your sanity. From giant meme statues to secret underground lairs filled with treasure, there’s never a dull moment on this server.

So, if you’re looking for a place where you can let your meme flag fly high and embrace the chaos, then this is the Minecraft SMP for you. Join us and become a part of the madness today! Just remember, blame it all on Musk.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	104/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Secret Guilds Joined:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Gods Slained:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	9

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

NoFamNoProb17

acceptance, blended family, Boundaries, boyfriend’s family, christmas, Conflict, Decision making, extended family, family celebrations, family photo, holidays, INVISIBLE, loyalty, NoFamNoProb17, Plans, rejection, relationships, stepdad, stepsiblings, Support, teenager, Thanksgiving

Looking for a new family this holiday season? Look no further than our Minecraft server! Our virtual family is way cooler than your real one, trust us. We won’t ban you from holding the virtual grandkids or leave you out of the virtual family photo. Plus, you get to make all the decisions, even at 17! Join us for a drama-free holiday celebration filled with love, support, and maybe even some virtual turkey. Who needs real family when you have us? See you there! #VirtualFamilyGoals #MinecraftHolidayMadness 🦃🎄🎮

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	1	Immortal Anvils Forged:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	324
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

EvilCrafters United

corporate greed, corrupt businesses, corrupt companies, corrupt corporations, evil companies, evil corporations, EvilCorp, EvilCrafters, immoral businesses, immoral corporations, malevolent businesses, malevolent corporations, shady companies, shady corporations, sinister companies, sinister corporations, unethical business practices, unethical companies, unethical corporations, United, wicked businesses, wicked corporations

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers with no pizzazz? Well, look no further because Evilcorp is here to shake things up! Join us if you want to experience the thrill of battling giant mutant chickens, mining for diamonds with a pickaxe made of spaghetti, and riding on rainbow-colored llamas through a magical land filled with talking trees.

But that’s not all! Our server is home to the legendary Diamond Dragon, who guards a treasure trove of enchanted golden carrots. Rumor has it that if you can defeat the Diamond Dragon in a dance-off, you’ll be rewarded with the ability to fly on a giant marshmallow cloud for eternity.

So why waste your time on those other lame servers when you could be part of the wacky and wild world of Evilcorp? Join us now and prepare for the adventure of a lifetime!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Infinity Stones Found:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	15

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NovichokCraft Minecraft Server

#covert operations, Assassination, chemical weapons, diplomatic crisis, double agent, Espionage, intelligence agencies, international relations, investigation, Kremlin, Minecraft, Novichok attack, NovichokCraft, Poisoning, political scandal, putin, russia, salisbury, security breach, Server, Skripal, state-sponsored terrorism, UK inquiry

come join our minecraft server where we have more drama than a spy novel! Putin is ordering Novichok attacks and double agents are spilling the tea at our UK inquiry-themed server. You never know who’s gonna backstab you next, just like in real life! Join us for a wild ride filled with intrigue, espionage, and maybe even a little bit of crafting. Who needs diamonds when you have international espionage to keep you entertained? So grab your pickaxe and get ready for a server experience that’s more thrilling than a James Bond movie!

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	93/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Gryphons Tamed:	1	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	35	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

BloodCraft: Heroes Unite

Blood, Bloodcraft, Conflict, controversy, Diplomacy, establishment, Heroes, heroic fighters, History, INDEPENDENCE, international relations, Israel, leadership, Macron, MIDDLE EAST, Military, Netanyahu, Politics, SOVEREIGNTY, Speech, Statement, un resolution, unite

so, liek, u wanna join dis epic minecraft server? well, let me tell u sumthin, dis server wasn’t established by sum boring old UN resolution, nah, it was built through the BLOOD of HEROIC FIGHTERS. yea, u heard me right, we got warriors out here fightin for blocks and diamonds like it’s their destiny. u wanna be part of dis crazy adventure? join now and be a part of history in da making. trust me, u won’t regret it. just watch out for creepers, they ain’t playin around.

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	8	Zombie Dances:	7
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Celestial Events Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1	Crops Grown:	5189
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	5558

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

QuiverMC

Earth, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Survival Creative Roleplay PvP Minigames Skyblock Economy Towny Factions Pixelmon Skywars Parkour Prison Bedwars KitPvP Vanilla Modded Hardcore RPG Build Battle

Welcome to QuiverMC, where adventure meets community! Join us for a unique Minecraft experience with custom plugins, friendly staff, and regular events. Explore vast landscapes, build epic creations, and forge new friendships. Whether you’re a seasoned player or just starting out, there’s something for everyone at QuiverMC!”

Updated October 21, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Astral Amulets Crafted:	34
Vanishing Items Found:	2	Gods Slained:	1
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Fairy Circles Danced In:	4	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1
Divine Spears Created:	27	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	1